Over the years, there have been a few disparate instances where my girlfriend or I, or both of us, have left the bar with a person or a couple and have naively not immediately recognized their intentions toward us. We then suddenly find ourselves in the middle of (for us) surprise hook-ups. These are two of those stories.
***Part One: Mikayla***
On a cool spring night in 2013 (possibly 2014?) My girlfriend Paige and I had gone out to one of our favorite spots for drinks. Sitting outside on the patio, we began idly chatting with another patron, a cute tomboy named Mikayla. She was dressed in a big sweater, baggy cargo pants, and a beanie, as well as round wire frame glasses, with blonde hair down around her shoulders. Due to her masculine style of dress, Paige and I both assumed that she was a lesbian. Over drinks and cigarettes, the three of us had a wide-ranging discussion on politics and feminism, until suddenly we found ourselves at last call. Mikayla accepted our invitation to come over to our place to have another drink and chill for a bit.
Back at our apartment, we had been casually hanging out for an hour or so when Mikayla awkwardly asked us the question that had been on her mind.
“So, uh, did you guys wanna…uh…fuck? I thought that that’s why we came back here, I’m just tryin’ to make sure we’re on the same page.”
I almost choked on my drink. The thought had literally not crossed my mind.
“I could…..be open to that.” Paige laughed, nervously sipping her beer. She was also surprised, but I could tell that the idea had her lubricating.
“I really want to kiss you right now.” Mikayla said to her, caressing the side of her face. Paige, looking flushed and very aroused, leaned in and locked lips with Mikayla.
We stripped each other’s clothes off as the three of us made out with each other. Under her baggy attire, Mikayla was concealing a lithe, athletic body, with small breasts and a firm, toned ass. Her pussy was a prominent mound, shaved smooth. She was *very tight*, and I could barely hold it together when I was inside of her. Pulling out of her, sticky strings of her juices clung to my shaft.
For a while we were a tangle of mutual sucking and fucking, but it was Paige who eventually became the focus of both Mikayla and I’s attentions. Face down, ass up; her face buried in pillows that muffled her moans as Mikayla and I took turns rimming her. I would intermittently slide my cock into her pussy and slowly fuck her, as Mikayla would spit on her asshole and rub it in, working a finger inside. When Paige was finally ready, Mikayla lathered me up with lube and guided my cock as it pushed into that impossibly tight hole. I slowly fucked her ass while Mikayla held Paige’s vibrator against her clit, the both of us working in tandem until Paige had an *enormous* orgasm, whimpering into the pillows.
After that, Paige was mostly spent. Mikayla turned her over and gently licked her clit, rekindling her flame as I cleaned my cock. I then proceeded to fuck Mikayla as Paige watched, masturbating with her vibrator. When it was finally time, I pulled out and burst powerful, thick ropes of cum across Mikayla’s stomach, before collapsing lightheaded next to her.
Mikayla slept in bed with us that night, and in the morning we all went out for breakfast before we dropped Mikayla off at her place. It was a one-off event. We saw Mikayla a few more times after that, but our relationship was platonic from there on out and we never had sex with her again.
***Part Two: Mia & Ryan***
In the fall of 2017, Paige went on a two week vacation with her mom, leaving me alone in our apartment for the duration. Initially I relished having some alone time, but after the first week of having the apartment to myself, I started to get a little restless and bored. So when Saturday night rolled around, I went out to the little dive bar that I frequented to have a few beers. Sitting at the bar, sipping my beverages, I got to talking to a couple that I was acquainted with. I didn’t know them well, but they were semi-regulars at the bar and we’d chatted before.
Mia was a public school teacher, 6′ tall and lanky. She was a natural ginger with shoulder length red hair. Despite being a teacher, Mia had several visible tattoos and small ear gauges. Her boyfriend Ryan was an IT guy, around 5’10” and athletically framed, with chest length brown hair and a short beard.
As the hour approached midnight, I invited the two of them back to my apartment to smoke and hang out for a bit. They took up my offer, and soon enough the three of us were at my place, listening to records and rolling a joint. Mid-rotation, as Ryan passed the half-smoked joint to me, he leaned in and kissed me right on the lips. Surprised and turned on, I kissed him back. Now I don’t really consider myself bisexual, but I’m flexible enough to roll with a same-sex situation if the mood arises.
So there I was, making out with Ryan, when I felt Mia’s hands undoing my belt and unzipping my jeans, pulling my dick out into the open. Not breaking my face away from Ryan’s, I felt my cock be enveloped by the wet warmth of Mia’s mouth. Over the next ten minutes, Mia and Ryan alternated between making out with me and blowing me. I had never gotten head from a man before, and the feeling of his beard tickling my scrotum was a curious sensation. My orgasm began swelling in my loins, and I announced that I was about to cum. It was Mia’s turn on my cock, and I burst into her mouth. I trembled with pleasure as she tightly stroked every last rope of hot cum out of me, swallowing it all with a lusty grin.
Afterwards, the three of us stretched out on my couch and we put on the movie SLC Punk. I sat next to Ryan, with Mia laying down over us, her legs across our laps. As the movie played, I let my hand wander across Ryan’s thigh to his crotch, where I squeezed the bulge of his cock over the denim of his pants. He relaxed, settling back into the couch as I one-handedly undid his jeans and tugged his hardening cock out into the air. On my other side, Mia lifted her ass off of the couch and worked her own jeans down, Ryan pulling them off of her and tossing them on the floor. Spreading her thighs apart, Mia began rubbing her clit over her olive green thong.
We watched the rest of the movie this way, me casually stroking Ryan’s shaft as Mia masturbated under her panties, her legs splayed across us. With my free hand, I caressed and massaged Mia’s inner thigh as she worked her clit over. Eventually Ryan burst with a groan, releasing thick spurts of cum across his own shirt and into my hand. Mia came twice over the course of the movie, her hips bucking and back arching as she brought herself to orgasm.
“I really wanna get *fucked.*” Mia complained as the movie neared its end.
“Sorry…” I smiled apologetically, face flushing red. “I’m not gonna go that far with Paige out of town. ”
“It’s ok, I get it.” She responded, sounding sincere but disappointed.
As the credits rolled, I retired to the bedroom, leaving Mia and Ryan to sleep on the couch. When I woke up in the morning they were already gone. I called Paige and told her about the evening, which she found quite hilarious, teasing me mercilessly as she laughed. A couple of weeks later, I randomly encountered Mia at a house party. Pulling me aside, she asked me not to tell anyone about what we had done, as she was a teacher and had her reputation to consider. This is a promise I have largely kept, and I hope that recounting the tale here isn’t breaking it!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/113dgmp/two_tales_of_accidental_pickups_ffmmmf