Watch What You Say [MF]

This isn’t so much a story of the sexiest time of my life, but I hope it makes it onto Saturday Night Live somewhere down the line. In my free time time I work as a music producer and this has led me to meet some very, well lets just say unique indivuals. One night over the pandemic a rapper I was working with at the time asked me to participate in a music video for a local rapper that I had previously worked with and as such I had to dress for the part. The concept of the music video featured a staged party with the ensemble cast progressively getting into more trouble over the course of the song. I showed up in a basketball jersey and sunglass, with my flowing blonde hair and expensive sneakers making me the ideal fraternity brother for the camera. One thing separates me your typical fraternity brother though. I am 5’2”, which by most definitions is fairly short. Now one thing any fraternity brother is an expert at is flirting with women at party, and boy did I. Each of the cast members separated off into their designated sections of the party, and I wound up next to a gorgeous brunette named Danielle with an ass to die for and a 5’10” figure that was very easy on the eyes. She was also socially off I guess? She would say things that might make one double take occasionally, and in thinking with my dick I never stood back and took this into account. In between takes I would chat her up, learning about where she was from and completing her outfit. She was dressed in yoga pants and a crop top, and very little was left to the imagination. I would instantly get half mast looking her ass as she danced during the shoot, and she’d smile back at me when the bass would kick in on the chorus. During the shoot the camera grew angry at the time the cast wasted in between them, but this only gave me more time alone with Danielle.

Eventually after hours of filming we finished shooting. The cast gathered inside the host’s house to unwind with drinks, and immediately we started blasting Uzi and Carti on two very blown PA’s in the back of the room. Danielle and I continued flirting over a few vodka seltzers, and I had my arm around her lower back as we would chat with the other party goers. A Juice Wrld song came on, and Danielle felt inspired. In front of a relatively mild party of twenty people, she walked into the middle of the room and threw her beautiful round ass onto me, and ground hard into my crotch for the rest of the song. I was rock hard, and honestly a little bit surprised given that she was the only one doing this in a room full of twenty people who were not nearly as high energy as she was. The house was small, but had a very small guest room next to the kitchen, I gripped Danielle’s waist and pressed her into my throbbing cock, and she whispered in my ear that we should go into the guest room.

The two of us tried to discreetly to leave the room, but everyone knew what was up. When the the door shut behind us, we were immediately all over each other. Danielle bent down and grabbed my neck, roughly pushing her tongue into mine and I finally got a full handful of that divine behind. Boy did it not disappoint and I kneaded and massaged it, feeling every curve I could over her yoga pants. She pushed a hand down my jeans, and made sure I was ready. We had been flirting for hours at this point, and she told me roughly “I need to be fucked now”. We both undressed as quickly as we could, and this is where the sexual chemistry ended. She laid down on the mattress on the floor and I entered her in missionary roughly pounding her holding her seemingly endless legs. She then began to talk to me about how the shoot went and college, almost oblivious to the fact there was a dick bottomed out inside her. This began to kill my mood, as I didn’t bring her in here to discuss the future. She got up and we switched positions, with her beginning to ride me with force and then the strangest thing happened. She stopped abruptly and told me “You know what? I’ve never had sex with a midget before.” Dear reader, I want to know how you would react to being told this by a woman you are balls deep inside of. I had to do a double take. I looked at her with a blank expression as I had absolutely no clue how to respond. She continued riding me for about a minute more before getting off. We were both drunk and tired, and any mood that had existed previously had been very quickly killed off. She left the party shortly after, and I stayed the night as I was good friends with everyone living in the house at the time. It was so surreal at time, but a week later I laughed at the absurdity of the situation. Even despite being called a midget, I reflect on this as just a weird and unforgettable Saturday.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1137rpz/watch_what_you_say_mf