I met a guy from Tinder a few years ago. We were smoking and chilling and just having a good time. He offered to give me a massage, and of course I said yes. He was rubbing my back, shoulders and arms for a while. It felt amazing but it was making me so horny. He would get so close to my boobs and then pull away. I was crawling out of my skin from the tease. I finally begged him to please just touch my boobs and he kind of laughed and kept doing what he was doing.
Finally he touched my tits and my ass but was teasing my legs and not touching my pussy. I was literally trying to angle my body in a way that he would touch, but he didn’t. He was making me beg for it and he was getting so hard watching me squirm.
We were fooling around and I sucked his dick, when I asked him to fuck me, we both realized we didn’t have condoms. He came in my mouth instead. By this point it was almost 3 AM and I ended up sleeping over. In the morning I was pushing my ass on his dick. We ended up being so horny that he fucked my ass without a condom.
…..4 and a half years later and we will be getting married this year. We always joke about our first date anal and have since referred to it as M Night Shamal-Anal because it was a twist ending neither of us saw coming 🤣.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/111pqpd/f_first_date_anal_with_tinder_hookup
That ending joke is instant marriage material.
“Kids, let me tell you about the night I met your mother…” 😍
Am I the only one who finds this just the right level of wholesome for Valentine’s Day?
The good thing about the story is it’s end up with marriage. Well, congratulations both of you.
No shit?
I approve of your creative solution to a common problem, and think it should be far more common!
Also love the personal name for the encounter. Hilarious!
I really hope you guys have been having anal for the last 4 years :-)
Perfect example for How I met your Father/Mother
What a shit way to fall in love. 🤣
Sounds like he hit the jackpot!
First and last? Hope not
Dear women. This is how you get a fella to marry you. Give up your ass.
I hope they make their kids Tinder and Anal.
Congratulations to you both 👏👏 I hope you have a long and sexy life together ❤🙏
‘It’s love at first anal’
Gorr me hard and touched my heart. Damn lol
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