The Best Sex EVER?! That’s What He Said … [mf] [oral [squirt] [creampie] [swallow]

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I love working from home. I was sitting on my sofa, an episode of Below Deck playing in the background while I edited a memo. On my coffee table, a glass of champagne. It was 11:45 in the morning. Why not?

Once I finished the memo, I sighed.

Now what? Another episode of Below Deck was ready to go, but I was feeling a little horny. I went into my bedroom and pulled my vibrator out of my nightstand. I tossed my laptop into the bed, pulled up some porn and got to work, pressing the toy lightly against my clit while it buzzed away.

I was particularly creamy. I scooped up some of the juices that ran down my thigh and licked them clean, tasting myself. Porn was great. My vibrator was great. But I needed a DICK. There were a couple of guys I had on rotation. One text and I could be on my back, legs over their shoulders, getting the deep dicking I needed.

But they all worked REAL office jobs in ACTUAL offices downtown. And as desirable as I wanted to imagine I was, I wasn’t powerful enough to make guys get up and leave physical meetings to go smash some chick they met on Tinder.

But I’m the kind of girl who doesn’t give up when I want something. I made myself cum and then grabbed my phone. I scrolled through my messages looking for dick. But nobody was jumping out at me.

Desperate times, ya know?

I’d have to go OUTSIDE and pick up a stranger. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve done this. And there were obvious risks involved. I put my pants on, zipped a hoodie up over my bra and headed out. I went to my neighborhood coffee shop first.

Just a few moms with their babies and an elderly couple. And while I wouldn’t turn down some pussy, I wanted to get FUCKED.

Next stop: grocery store. And they’d have a reason to nut quickly and get out of my house. Their groceries couldn’t sit out forever. And I’m NOT about to let them use MY fridge. Just fuck me and go, Andrew.

I found a cutie by the produce section and made my approach.

“Hey,” I said.

“Hi,” he said. “Which one looks better?”

He held up two eggplants. You couldn’t script this shit.

“You can’t script this shit,” I said, laughing.

He narrowed his eyes and then realized what he had just asked me.

“Oh. Oh shit,” he said, laughing. “I wasn’t –”

“Hey,” I said. “You wanna like … get outta here?”

He roared with laughter.

“This is the best fucking meet cute EVER,” he said. “I’m Nate.”

“Tara,” I said, shaking his hand. “And I’d always prefer the bigger eggplant.”

We stood, awkwardly. I licked my lips and held firm eye contact.

“Oh … oh you weren’t kidding? About? About getting out of here …”

“I mean, look. I didn’t come here trying to get laid,” I said, lying out of my sexy little ass. “But you won me over with that eggplant line …”

Nate studied his eggplants. He opened his mouth. His eyes darted around and then he looked into his cart. So far, a few oranges. A mango. A box of strawberries. And now, one perfectly sized eggplant.

“What’s your bet that my cart will still be here when we get back?” Nate said, pushing his cart to the side. “Let’s go.”

I couldn’t believe how well it worked. Nate and I rushed out of the grocery store. He asked if we needed a Lyft or if my place was close.

“Close?” I said. “You can see my place from here.”

I grabbed his hand and we ran across the street, down half a block and into my building. We got on the elevator and began making out. By the time the elevator door opened, my cunt was soaking wet. I led him down the hallway to my apartment.

“This is me,” I said, unlocking the door.

We stepped inside and kicked off our shoes. Stripped off our clothes. We were naked. Nate was a skinny guy with a solid, thick cock.

“Nice cock,” I said.

“Thanks,” Nate said. “You have an incredible ass.”

“Oh this old thing?” I said, spinning around and bending over. I shook my ass as he watched. He reached out and grabbed it. My ass was so thick and juicy, even though I’m more on the skinny side.

“Wow,” he moaned.

Nate dropped to his knees and spread my cheeks. He wasted ZERO time going right after my asshole. He licked it. He spread my cheeks. He pushed his tongue inside.

“Fuck,” I moaned as Nate ate my ass.

We moved to my bed. He saw my vibrator.

“Sorry, I’ll just –”

“No,” Nate said, grabbing it. “I want you to use it. But first.”

Nate pushed me onto the bed and hopped in. He spread my legs. He pushed a finger inside of my cunt.

“Fuck, you’re so wet,” he said, pulling his finger out and pushing it into my mouth. Deep. I gagged. My eyes watered.

Nate got on his knees and went down on me, licking my cunt, sucking it, pushing his tongue inside of me.

“OH!” I yelled as he flicked my clit with his tongue. “Oh god. Right there. Don’t! Don’t s-s-stop.”

He tongued me, keeping his tongue in the precisely right spot, licking, fingering, licking, fingering. It felt perfect. I was sloshing. I was gonna squirt. It had only happened a few times before. And Nate could feel it. Or sense it. Or something.

“Do it,” he pleaded. “Squirt everywhere.”

“I — I’m gonna — Nate. Fuck. Ohmygodrightthere. OH MY GODDDD I’m gonna CUMMMM.”

I gripped the sheets while I spread my legs and sprayed all over his face and into his mouth. Nate was DRENCHED. He laughed as he licked it up, slurping my squirt from my thighs and cunt.

“Spit it in my mouth,” I begged.

With a mouth full of squirt, Nate crawled on top of me and drooled MY squirt into MY mouth. I drank it. We kissed. I pushed Nate onto HIS back and crawled down between his legs. His balls were clean shaven. His cock was throbbing.

“Can I eat your ass?” I asked.

He nodded.

I spat on the palm of my hand and gently stroked his cock while I ran my tongue up and down his asshole. He tasted so clean and fresh. I wanted to finger it. I wanted to touch his prostate so badly. I ran my finger over his asshole.

“Do it,” he begged.

“Really?” I asked.

Not a lot of guys are into that sort of thing. So I seized upon my moment. I jammed his cock down my throat, producing a thick wave of saliva that I spat onto his asshole. My finger slid in with ease.

“Oh fuck,” he grunted as I pushed it deep inside of him. “Oh FUCK.”

“Does that feel good?” I asked.

Nate nodded.

“You’re on it,” he moaned. “You’re on my prostate. Fuck. Fuck it feels so good.”

I took Nate’s cock in my mouth and deep throated him while I fingered his hole. I pushed my finger deeper inside of him.

“Good boy,” I moaned as I gagged and drooled all over him. My saliva rolled down over my finger and into his asshole. I pumped my finger in and out. He was squirming.

“You’re gonna make me cum,” he moaned.

NO! I wanted to get DICKED. He saw the disappointment in my eyes.

“It’s okay,” he said. “I can go back to back.”

“Well then,” I said, taking him down my throat. He exploded, coating my mouth in his seed. I slurped and swallowed, drinking him.

“That’s it,” he moaned as he kept pulsing inside of my mouth. I swallowed it all.

“Mmm,” I moaned, licking his shaft clean. I pulled my finger from his asshole and collapsed into the bed next to him.

“That was amazing,” Nate said. “Well, … gotta go.”

My eyes popped. He laughed.

“I’m kidding,” he said, crawling on top of me. Cum was still dripping off the tip of his cock as he slid inside of me.

“Oh my god,” I said. “You’re still so hard.”

“Everyone is born with their own special gift. This is mine,” he said, giggling as he pumped his cock in my cunt. He put my legs over his shoulders and pushed deeper into me. He was so deep. He pushed harder and harder. I was almost totally legs over face. I could see his cock sliding in and out. I was creamy. Soaked. I grabbed my vibrator and pressed it to my clit while he fucked my hole.

I started shaking.

“Can you squirt again?” He asked.

I nodded.

“Squirt on your face,” he commanded as he picked up the pace, pounding me so hard I was seeing stars.

“I’m gonna –” I moaned. “Fuck me, Nate. Fuck me. I’m so CLOSE. JESUS CHRIST!”

The toy on my clit. His cock in my cunt. My lips were perfectly wrapped around his shaft as he glided in and out.

“I’m CUMMINGGGGUUUUHHHHH!!”

He fucked harder and harder until my cunt literally pushed him out and a wave of squirt GUSHED out of me and landed directly in my face and mouth. Nate held me as I squirted and squirted all over myself, shaking. Trembling. My asshole was opening and closing. I was shaking. I dropped the vibrator. My mouth was open, I was drinking myself, swallowing everything.

“Good GOD,” I moaned as I trembled.

“Nate pushed his cock back inside of me and pumped.

“How are you this hard?” I asked. “Drain your balls in me. Cum. Cum in my pussy. Please. PLEASE!”

Nate pumped, sweat dripped off his face and onto my breasts. I twisted my nipples. He spat into my mouth. He put his fingers in my mouth, gagging me. My pussy squeezed tighter around him.

“Cum. CUM! Nate. Please. Please cum inside of me.”

Nate grunted and groaned. His muscles flexed. His face turned red and then, suddenly, he exploded, filling me with a massive load of cum.

“Ohhhh fuuuuuuck!” Nate groaned as he ejaculated inside of me. He collapsed next to me. His heart was pounding. My legs were still over my face. Nate pushed, tilting my cunt over my face even more. His sperm flowed out of my pussy, dangling over my face. I pushed. His seed flowed, dripping out of me, giving me a facial.

“Mmm, fuck,” I moaned as I caught some of his semen in my mouth. “Oh fuck.”

I collapsed next to him, resting my head on his chest. I exhaled. He kissed my forehead.

“Jesus CHRIST,” I laughed. “That was amazing. WHO ARE YOU?”

“Who are YOU?” Nate asked, laughing. “Can I tell you something?”

I nodded.

“That was the best sex I’ve EVER had,” he said.

“So. Let’s go see if your cart is still there …” I said, rolling out of bed.

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/10y47bc/the_best_sex_ever_thats_what_he_said_mf_oral

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