[F] waterboarded myself when i came

now you may be thinking “u/foundationoffarts why the fuck would you do that?”

to which i respond.. it was an accident!

but THAT begs the question “how ..do you waterboard yourself *by accident*….”

the answer is simple.. i.. *like to jack off in the bath*, n normally? i sink down low enough so that my ears are under the water, not gonna go into detail about why i like this, but!

today when i “got there” i threw my head back way too hard and my nose flooded w bathwater 🤗
i shot up super fast n honestly hadnt had such a short orgasm in a while, strangely enough it was still good? probably wont try to recreate it though

this kinda thing had only happened one other time (got in my mouth and i spat it out) wasnt nearly as bad as this one. most the time im super aware of it but not today ig

it was an unpleasant sensation, but its funny in a really stupid kind of way so i wanted to share lol

&.. i dunno if this is the right sub for it but hopefully sOmeone gets a laugh out of my suffering
>!lastly, yes ik what waterboarding is and how this doesn’t actually compare lol!<

edit: damn this whole sub is just super erotic stories hahaha i shoulda taken a better look at it BEFORE i posted

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/10pd6vm/f_waterboarded_myself_when_i_came