I’m now 39 years old, it’s been around 10 years since I wrote about any sexploits in this sub but when I used to write about them here, users really enjoyed them. As always, this is 100% true, to my recollection. I enjoy writing these to make you smile and hopefully turn you on. This is a way of preserving these moments, as over time they do get a little fuzzy!
It’s 2015 and the new year for me is a bad one. My partner of 6 years left me to travel and without boring you with the rest of the saga, she didn’t tell me I wouldn’t see her again, until she called, over WIFI. In short it was a truly awful experience.
After a month or two, I was still drowning my sorrows after work and sat at my laptop. My messenger pinged. It was an old friend Ali, who wanted to catch up, talk to me about martial arts etc and meet up. To cut a long story short, we agreed we’d make the trip to Thailand to see our old friend from school, who lived in Koh Samui now.
Booked, boarded and excited, my friend Ali got me fired up hearing about parties, bars, hot women and kickboxing gyms. We’d have to go from Bangkok to the island of Koh Samui, Ali was insistent we spend a couple days exploring the area before flying over. This story is called the Koh Samui three because there were three stand out women from the trip but I did have experiences with five in total which I think I should elaborate.
For those not in the know, the Khaosan road is where you’d want to go to experience the tacky, yet fun experience in Thailand’s capital. It’s honestly not something I’d do by choice but as I was setting out to have fun with my friend Ali, why not. You’ve probably heard all kinds of horny and silly stories from tourists and yeah, it’s pretty wild at times. I’m not here to journal my holiday though, just the women.
Night one on the Khaosan road, I discovered something called Sangsom Rum. This is basically Thailand in a bottle. Buzzy, fun and blended to get you fired up and smiling. After soaking in the bright lights and sounds of the place, I found myself in a karaoke bar with Ali surrounded by happy go lucky Thai men and women as I sipped from my bucket of Sangsom and coke, using my camera phone to capture the moment.
Once the mix hit, it was the wee hours of the morning and all I could remember were flashes of the markets, music and crowd before attempting to get down to business with a rather pushy, not too attractive Thai waitress from the bar. The rather sensible British auto-pilot within me made me wear a rubber but sadly, whatever sex for money exchange this woman was looking for was cut short, due to my inexperience with Thai special rum. I woke up in a complete daze, in a small, yet smart looking retro looking room…my trousers hanging were on a hook on the wall and this waitress was wandering around the room naked, talking to me softly in Thai.
I got up and expected the worst. Wallet gone, four men at the door and a STD but she managed to explain in broken English that I needed to find my friend and here’s all my shit in a nice pile on the floor. I was taken back, apparently I just fell asleep whilst she was trying to get my limp penis inside her, she felt sorry for me, tucked me in for the night and was now calling me a taxi. It was like a time warp 70’s motel in the suburbs, friendly enough but I stood out like a turd in a punch bowl, I needed to skedaddle fast.
Re-united with Ali later that day, I made it my mission not to embarrass myself like that again. I forgot to say, I’m staying in Thailand for almost a month. There’s no rush, I needed to get my head back in the game. Lets, fast forward my trip a week. We’re staying at a beautiful poolside hotel Koh Samui, fresh sheets and clean rooms each day, and beautiful women on reception. Muay Thai training every morning and afternoon with my friends and a couple of beers in the evenings.
Each day we’d go for breakfast at the same place, it cost me less than a British pound for a bite to eat and the two women working at the masseuse parlour across the street were beautiful. The one woman was an older Thai woman, dark hair with tattoos and a strong physical look. Turns out she used to practise Muay Thai when she was younger. The other was a very cheeky younger looking girl and seemed to be into me, so that’s a bingo.
One night myself and Ali decided before we hit the town that night, we’d walk by and see if they were all talk and no trousers. Turns out they weren’t and took us both in the parlour after some joking around. My training had caused me all kinds of stress on my body, so a massage would have been great.
She had a warm and soft voice, she spoke to me in her best English as she started to rub oil all over my joints. I just had my shorts on and through the curtains, the two girls would chat to each other in Thai, giggling, before coming back to say something in English to us both. I honestly couldn’t keep my eyes open after awhile, she concentrated a little more and I was drifting off. As I came to and towards the end of a 30 minute session, I could hear Ali starting to pound this woman into the table. She was being pretty loud and Ali is a strong dude and that must have been a strong table. Trouble was, I’m behind now and needed to catch up. I felt pretty awkward at this point, my masseuse smiled at me, that bright cheeky grin, dropped my shorts and slowly started to lick my cock up and down. Thai women are often petite, beautiful, tanned and smiling…if that’s your kinda thing then you’ll be rock hard in no time. I love all those things but hearing Ali rock this woman’s world on the table next to me, didn’t turn me on. I’m sorry to say but I paid the girl who looked after me and left him to it. I had a drink outside with my masseuse and we laughed about it. I’m not embarrassed by it, I just wasn’t feeling it.
Over the course of the trip, our mutual friend gave us a tour of the island, the women and the Muay Thai. We had made friends with a group of girls, who our friend knew through work. His girlfriend was the hottest of the lot, she was petite, beautiful, cute, exotic. To be honest I found most of these Thai girls to be attractive. The one I made a connection with is on the left here;
After two nights of playing pool and all of us having fun in various bars, we decided we’d all go back to the hotel and carry on the party. In short, after a bit of a stand off with the security guy who didn’t want us to bring them in, we managed to get to the rooms and carried on drinking.
I went easy on the Thai special rum this time, once the drink was gone and Ali went to his room, I was going to take my time with this girl.
Part 2 to follow
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/105nqn2/mf_the_koh_samui_three_part_1
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