Happened yesterday.
I was intending to spend Christmas alone and was totally good with it. Started drinking some red wine about noon and opened up Reddit to find a flirty DM… from my ex husband.
(Useful context: it was a totally amicable split, we are still on good terms and do occasionally still have sex. Also useful context: he’s known for a long time I love Reddit but he’s never been much of a fan so the message was seriously out of the blue.)
He was unexpectedly solo for Christmas Day because some of his family he’d intended to go see came down with Covid.
He lets me know he’s happy to have found me on Reddit and that he’s spent a couple hours going through my history. Said he was super aroused, a bit shocked to learn some things but not surprised, and wanted to know if he could see me.
He comes over an hour later. I’ve finished a bottle of wine so I’m feeling pretty good and we get down to business quickly on the couch. Despite all our issues, we still fuck really well together. I go down on him until he cums despite the fact that he tried to stop me. Once he realizes I won’t stop he fucks me in the mouth as punishment until he gets off. He returns the favor and goes down on me while he recooperates. I climax several times. And then I climb on top of him and ride him on the couch.
Once we are fully satisfied and cleaned up, we chat for a couple hours. He’s mostly grilling me about what he’s learned from my Reddit confessions. And telling me about the women from work he’s been screwing around with.
We have more drinks. Vodka tonics for the win!
I’m quite loaded at this point when he decides he needs to go. As he gets to the door, I decide I’m still feeling frisky. I kiss him. I unzip his jeans and start sucking his cock again. He gets quickly aroused.
The intensity this time was high. It was kinda like angry sex without the argument. I like him when he’s riled up or maybe even a bit mad.
After pinning me to the wall and undressing me, he scoops me up and sets me on the edge of my kitchen table, right by the door. As we start to fuck, it’s clear my next door neighbors in the apartment on the other side of the wall are probably eating because there’s a lot of chatter. (And the walls are far from soundproof.)
We weren’t louder because of them but we weren’t quieter either. He fucked me violently on the table for probably ten minutes and I was enjoying myself tremendously. I came intensely several times. (I was wasted, could have been much faster or much longer. Let’s go with ten minutes.)
As we were both close to the finale, there came a distinct knock at my front door. We laughed — because it could only be the neighbors I’ve never met — and kept fucking.
We soon finished and cleaned up again. We finally said our goodbyes and he got away without incident.
I’m a bit sore this morning from getting railed on that hard ass table but no complaints here.
Now the question becomes…. Can I finish out the remaining nine months on my lease without ever having to confront my neighbors?!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zvn8o4/i_36f_think_i_probably_made_christmas_dinner
I’d love to be your neighbor
You seem like a lot of fun😍