Well, I had this date with a guy I met online. He invited me over to his home for the typical Netflix date. At some point I had to go to the toilet. The toilet was within the bathroom, so it also had the shower in it.
When I was done and washed my hands, I realized there were no towels at all. I dried my hands with toilet paper and went back. As the evening was pretty boring so far I saw my chance to spice it up. I spilled my drink all over me, so that there was no other way than taking a shower. So I told him that I was so sorry and asked if he was ok with me taking a quick shower to wash off the drink. Of course he allowed me to.
I took a shower real quick and then it was showtime. I stepped out of his bathroom covering my titties with my hands to act like this wasn’t on purpose and went to him admitting that I was so sorry but I couldn’t find a towel while he had a perfect view on the rest of my body including my shaved vulva. He was speechless but couldn’t take his eyes off my vulva so I asked him if he liked what he saw and took my hands off my titties and sat on him.
Still wet from the shower I started kissing him, going down on him, sucking his dick. He loved it all. Then it was time for him to put his dick into my pussy and finally fuck me. He actually fucked me pretty well and so we finished off that evening way better than it started. When we both were done, he lent me some clothes, I drove home and that was the start of one of my affairs.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zrvpu3/i_f_spilled_a_drink_all_over_me_to_have_an_excuse
“Shaved vulva” lol. Why is anatomically correct dirty talk working?
Did you drop any hints before the shower and he just wasn’t getting them? Lol
Cutttte sounds like something out of an erotica
Written by your high school science teacher and his vulva talk.