[M]y tinder hookup wore her [F]acial on the Uber ride home

Last year I was single and very active on tinder. I live in a city whose population is roughly 20% university students, so you can imagine the number of young, horny late-teens and twenty-somethings there are packed into this relatively small area.

One Friday afternoon as I was chilling with some mates, my phone buzzed with that all too satisfying ‘new match’ jingle. I looked at my phone and saw ‘Chloe sent you a message!’. “Wow”, I thought to myself, “no fucking around I see”.

I opened up tinder and was met with something along the lines of;

“heyyyyyyy I like ur hands”.

I thought that was a little odd, as I’d never really been complimented on my hands before, but they were in clear view in my main tinder photo, so I just replied with something corny like “cheers, grew them myself”. She quickly replied with;

“they look like they could fit my whole titties in them”

Right away I knew that she was on tinder for one reason, and one reason only. We made some small talk and exchanged snaps. Over the next week or so we chatted on snap, sending the odd meme and one that really sealed the deal for me was a meme of a fake covid test that claimed she had tested negative for covid, but positive for ‘silk throat’ and also for ‘gorilla grip coochie’.

I’ll admit, that made me just a little bit horny, so I decided to send her a thirst trap selfie of me standing in front of the bathroom mirror in some sweatpants, with the outline of my semi-hard cock in full view. She replied with a shirtless snap, her tits were huge and perfectly round, each nipple pierced, and she was squeezing them together with her arms. The caption was along the lines of;

“when do I get to choke on that cock?”.

The slight bulge I had earlier was a full on boner now, and since it was a Friday again, I suggested she come over tonight. She replied quickly again, this time she had her tongue out, and she had let some drool drip down onto her nipples, which were visibly harder than last time. This caption read;

“sounds good daddy, you’ll see this mouth at 9”.

Now I’ll admit, I hadn’t been this excited for a casual hookup in a long time, I could tell this girl was an absolute freak, something I hadn’t experienced with my last few fucks. I had a shower and a shave, making sure that my cock was looking as good as possible, and then smoked a couple bowls and waited for 9pm to roll around.

Just after 9pm I heard a car pull up outside, the door opened and closed, and foot steps began to approach. At this point in the year, I was living in a communal accomodation with around 20 other people, so my room was hard to find if you hadn’t already been in it. I went outside to meet her, and once I saw her I could immediately feel the bulge growing again.

She was wearing a black skin-tight sundress that hugged her curves beautifully. She had the type of ass that you can see from the front, and the dress just made it look even more plump. Her pierced nipples poked out from under the thin fabric, and her large but perky tits looked even better in person as they bounced with each step she took. She swept her long, curly blonde hair behind one ear and gave me a tight hug as we met. She looked up at me with big brown eyes and smiled, then planted a wet kiss on my lips. We made out for about a minute before she asked;

“Which way to your room?”

It was almost as if my room had a magnetic pull on my dick, as my obvious boner lead the way through the winding corridors until we arrived at my room. We got inside and began making out again, this time pressing our bodies together so that my rock hard cock was rubbing against her thigh. She broke the kiss and pushed me onto the bed, seductively walking towards me as I lay there gawking at this freak before me. She slid the straps of her sundress off of her shoulders and let it fall to her waist, revealing her full, juicy tits. She playfully swung side-to-side, making them bounce for me.

“Do they look tasty baby?”

All I could do was nod, as all available blood in my body had been directed to my cock at this point. She climbed over me and pushed them into my face,

“Have a taste.”

I licked and sucked her nipple as I squeezed the other breast with my free hand. She let out soft moans and began rocking gently back and forth, pressing her nipple further into my mouth. I felt her hand rubbing my thigh, teasing the edge of my cock whenever she got near. After a few minutes she stood back up and stared directly at my throbbing bulge.

“I’ve been waiting far too long to fill my throat up with you,” she said as she slid her fingers under the rim of my sweatpants and pulled them down to my ankles. My cock stood up straighter than the Washington monument, and I could feel my heartbeat so strongly in my dick that I was worried a blood vessel would burst.

She wrapped both hands around my cock and began slowly stroking it, spitting on the tip and spreading it evenly to lube it up. She took the tip of my cock in her mouth and gently sucked and licked, making slight bobbing motions with her head. She did this for about a minute before suddenly dropping her head down to the base of my cock, the full length disappearing down her throat. I pulled her head down further, holding it in place, while I felt her tongue flicking over my balls.

She make choking and gagging sounds as I held her in place, but she just pushed her face even further into me. She suddenly came back up for air, choking and letting spit drool out in thick strings. She pulled the spit from the corners of her mouth with both hands and used it to jerk my cock for a few strokes before immediately throating the entire length again. This time, she bobbed up and down, from the tip to the base, taking the length of my cock in and out of her mouth.

The noises and sensations were insane, I hadn’t had head this good in years, if ever in fact. She continued slobbering on my cock for a good 10 minutes, slowing down to a near stand-still when she could tell I was close to cumming. After a particularly long gagging period at the bottom of my shaft, and pulled up and then stood up, and got on her hands and knees beside me on the bed.

She pulled the sundress up to the small of her back, revealing the fact that she hadn’t been wearing any panties underneath. Her thick round ass jiggled slightly with each movement she made, and I knew that as hard as I tried, I wasn’t gonna last very long in this position.

“I want to feel that cock inside me baby,” she almost purred. I went to reach into my bedside drawer for a condom, but she stopped me, “no, I want it raw, I want to feel YOU” she said.

This got me even harder than I had been, and I was almost lightheaded due to lack of blood supply. I got onto my knees behind her and slid the head of my cock in. She moaned loudly, and I didn’t even have time to properly adjust my stance before she threw her ass back. It was at that point I realised the meme she had sent me a few days earlier was entirely true, as this pussy had my cock in a chokehold.

It felt incredible, each stroke was bliss. I grabbed onto her hips and began to fuck her back, thrusting into her as deep and as hard as I could. The bed was creaking and the headboard was slamming the wall but I couldn’t care less, I was in heaven inside that pussy.

I fucked her for what felt like an hour but in reality was probably no longer than 5 minutes before I could feel the impending explosion knocking at the door. I think she sensed this too as she slid me out of her and got onto her knees, viciously choking on my cock and jerking it with both hands.

I let out a huge moan as I began to cum, and she worked it like a firehose, letting my thick ropes paint her face like a Jackson Pollock. I collapsed back onto the bed, feeling like I’d just run a marathon, when she told me she had work in the morning so couldn’t stay the night. That was fine by me, I much prefer sleeping alone anyway, so I offered to get her a towel or some toilet paper to clean up before she headed off.

“No thanks,” she grinned at me, “I was supposed to be hanging with the girls tonight and they said I’d better have a pretty fucking good reason to ditch them, so I’m gonna bring them proof,”.

I felt my cock twitch again as she said that. How did an absolute freak like this exist? It was probably one of the hottest experiences of my life. Within 10 minutes her Uber had arrived and we said our goodbyes. As she walked down the path back to the street, she turned around to wave at me, and I could still see my cumshot splattered across her face, glistening in the moonlight.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zb1n1b/my_tinder_hookup_wore_her_facial_on_the_uber_ride