When I was married, after my wife would go bed, which was often early in the evening, I’d routinely find myself on Craigslist ‘Casual Encounters’ (*remember how great CL was for hookups?*) perusing ads and placing them. One evening sixteen ago I corresponded with a couple that lived 50 miles from . Although it was very excited at the time it was taking place, looking back at the events of that evening I acted very carelessly, more carelessly, than I ever had before. The likely reason was twofold: mentally I had already vacated my marriage and secondly I almost wanted get caught in the act of cheating so that it would be a reason end my marriage. It’s absurd, I know. But the absurdity gets even more extreme when you hear what happened next.
Stupidly, I shared my cell phone number with a complete stranger and we began a conversation via . Without asking the couple sent some pictures, in real time, of them and I reciprocated bac After seeing a picture of the wife I knew that I was in trouble. She was a breathtaking woman with curly blonde hair. Just my type.
Being the insatiably horny man that I am, I was as bound (*pardon the pun*) and determined to have a threesome with this couple. Much my surprise they asked if I wanted hook up with them that evening. I’m feeling alone and now getting all hot and bothered that I longed for these kind of dalliances, but was stuck in a sexless marriage with a wife who went bed early.
Feeling their interest were sincere, I said sure, which is crazy since they lived in Silverton, Oregon, which was 50 miles to the south of my home in Beaverton, and by now it was nearing PM. They gave their address and I got dressed and actually drove their home. By the time I arrived it was well after PM and I’ll never forget the nervousness of arriving and the anxiety I was feeling … particularly after I noticed that none of the lights were on in their home. My messages them were not being returned and it suddenly occurred that I had made a stupid mistake. Anyone could have sent those photos and directed this address.
I called their number and the husband, Dave, answered. I could tell by the way he picked up the phone that I had awakened him, which I had. After I told him that I was outside his house but the lights were off he said “Well, we went to bed. We NEVER thought you’d actually come.” Now in addition to all of this anxiousness I was feeling embarrassment as well until I heard his wife, Laina, say in the background “Invite him in. He drove all this way”. I couldn’t believe my ears. Nor could I believe I actually was following through with this wild plan.
I arrived at the door and here is Laina wearing a robe half open so I can see her bra and panties. She took one look at me and gave me the greatest smile, thrilled that I’d actually took them upon on their offer.
Dave offered to make me a drink and while he was opening up a bottle of wine Laina started to get flirtatious with me, which I really enjoyed. Laina was sitting next to me on the couch and shared with me that all of the flirting we did texting back and forth made her horny and she and Dave had already fucked. I was apologetic for coming so late in the evening and she placed her hand on me and said “*Oh my god I am so happy you are here. And I’m still horny*” and gave me the greatest smile. Dave overheard us and confirmed what I had already suspected “*She’s always horny. And insatiable*.” That was news to my ears.
I think she asked her husband to put in a porno and so here I am on the couch with strangers in this surrealistic moment when Laina stands up, takes off her robe and says “*Well, I have handsome men in my home that I want fuck. Are you boys going just sit there and talk all night or are you going fuck ?*”.
This was quickly becoming one of the most incredible moments in my life. Certainly the craziest.
I’ve tried threesomes twice before but had stage freight and couldn’t get an erection. If you are a man and you’ve never had sex with a couple before it can be frightening. It can be awkward.
But this couple made me feel so relaxed and were so accommodating that I was up for it (pardon the pun). And it helped that I really had a thing for Laina. She was petite. Blonde. Tanned. Horny as fuck and when her husband told me she was insatiable the events of the evening were putting me over the edge.
Laina did not waste any time getting down. She instructed me to take off my clothes and jumped down on my cock while she stroked her husbands cock, who was standing next to me. Everything happened so fast that I did not even realize we were fucking bareback. This couple was a dream.
We moved from the couch the bedroom and I vividly remember fucking Laina so hard that the headboard was banging against the wall so loudly that if anyone was walking outside their home it would be unmistakable what kind of debauchery was going on indoors.
Hanging from a hook in the ceiling was a swing. That was a first for me. When I remarked that I did not know what a swing was Dave laughed saying “*We have a tough time explaining the I-bolt in the ceiling to family*”. Ha!
Dave asked if he could take a picture of me fucking Laina and for some reason I actually agreed, further adding to all of the insanity of the evening. I’m glad that Dave did document the evening because it was one of the greatest nights of my life.
After we all came we sat outside in their hot tub drinking wine and conversing and by this time it was about 1AM and I had to leave. Laina said “*Please don’t go. Spend the night here*.” Well, that was not going to be possible as I explained my wife was unaware that I was even here. That could have upset everything good about the evening, but much to my surprise Laina said “*Your wife is sleeping and did not even know that you are with us? That is so hot! Please fuck me again before you leave*”. This couple really was a dream.
I couldn’t stay much longer but did not want to disappoint Laina. And besides, my cock was ready for her again.
Because of the insanity of the evening I actually became very good friends with this couple and had a relationship with them for several before they eventually moved out of state and then I lost track of them. The company that I worked for had a factory in the city where they lived and so I would make a point to use that as an excuse to spend the night there.
All of these later and the memories of that evening are so vivid. Like the negative of a photo. Engrained in my mind to replay over-and-over again.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/z8frgs/the_craziest_riskiest_night_of_my_life_a