This happened about 10 years ago, but another sexy redditor’s story reminded me of it and I thought you might enjoy.
It was a Friday night and I’d met up with an old college friend who had had been living in the same city I recently moved to.
She was a really cool girl who was stunningly gorgeous but we were strictly platonic. (Once at a college party she’d drank too much and I was taking care of her, stroking her hair. She looked up and said, earnestly, ‘OP, I love you, but we will never fuck.’ It was such an absurd ill-timed comment that it cracked us both up and became a running gag.)
Anyway, we’re out at a bar that always had a mix of college kids, townies, and middle aged folks who are still trying to hang. It’s a fun group.
I’m out dancing with her and her girlfriends, generally making a fool of myself when this older woman – late 40s, if I had to guess – comes over and says something to the effect of, “you’re cute but with all these hot girls… don’t suppose you wanna dance with me?”
None of the girls are on my radar, so I’m like sure, why not?
She had dark hair cut in a cute but total mom style. She looked fit and like she has a good body, but wasn’t wearing anything terribly tight or revealing. Didn’t seem the type to hit up guys 20 years younger than her. I honestly thought it might be something she’s doing to get a laugh out of her friends.
We start dancing and soon she’s grinding on me. Not what I expected but I’m rolling with it having a laugh at first … but she’s really working it and I’m getting a little hard.
She leans her head back and says something that lets me know she feels me and likes it. She really starts working me now.
My friend, who thinks this is hilarious, comes back over and is like ‘GET IT OP!’
I continue hanging with my mystery woman, buying each other drinks, dancing. We start making out. It’s out of character for me, but fuck it, I’m into it. Who didn’t at one point have a milf fantasy?
She’s back to grinding on me then turns to face me and grabs my hand and shoves it – in full view of my friends (and hers, I’d later learn) – down the front of her pants.
Her belly is firm – she very clearly works out. Past that my fingertips feel lace. I give her a little rub and start to remove my hand but she redirects me with a one word command: under.
I oblige, to find a landing strip and soon thereafter that she’s sopping wet. Just soaking her panties. At this point, my brain gives decision making over to my cock and I’m working her slippery clit.
She’s moaning in my mouth. I recognize we’re probably making a scene but hoping the size of the crowd hides at least some of our activities.
I think she cums, but tries to stay quiet.
I pull my hand back, but she goes down my jeans and wraps her fingers around my cock. Not wanting to get kicked out and very much wanting to fuck, I tell her my apartment is a short walk away. We start to leave when she’s intercepted by what I quickly gather is her friend group.
They ignore me, but a loud argument with her ensues. I think I hear the word husband, thought I don’t know if it was the friend talking about her own husband or reminding my new friend that she has one.
Either way, they literally drag her ass out of the bar.
My friend is long gone. I close out my tab and head home incredibly frustrated and pissed at those meddling friends of hers.
In hindsight it is a fun, sexy memory.
And my friend still reminds me of the time I ditched her and nearly put on a sex show at the busiest bar in town only to go home alone. 😂
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/z2s34f/mf_an_aggressive_milf_once_picks_me_35m_up_at_a
I feel for you man. If it had been my wife she would have had permission and ya would’ve fucked.
Middle aged women are the best.. they are so slutty, easy, and straight to the point lol
That’s some major cock blocking
Should have taken her to the bathroom
Dude, I’ve had a couple similar instances out with a platonic friend seem to set off the safe vibe.
One in Vegas milf group was out having a fun night, two ladies made out and groped me while sitting at a bar, then we went our separate ways.
Another was at a Latin dance club bar my friend wanted to make me fee awkward in a fun way, I was the only white guy, these “older” ladies went nuts straight to the point. Grinding putting my hands everywhere. The dudes were not happy so I asked my friend what i should do and she was like run white boy, so ducked out before something bad happened.
She still gives me shit for not closing the deal.
Younger bulls are the best.
Bars have the lowest close rate. Just women getting free attention and drinks. Lol
I’d have told my friends to fuck right off and gone with you anyway. My hubby would’ve enjoyed the details that followed! 🔥🤤😈