First off, thanks for the comments people, I had no idea that there would be this much interest in my fucked up stories hahaha. After I wrote down the first one, it felt good to keep going, relive some of my troubled times and remind myself I’m on a better path. Melissa was a wild ride, but some things are left in the past, though at times produce good memories.
Back to the debauchery.
After the risky business in the sauna, I got a call to head out to a different job for a week south in the province, to say I was glad for the call was an understatement. At the same time, Melissa was headed off to a work training seminar in the city, so we made plans to meet up at her hotel when I was headed back, maybe go out for a nice dinner, go for drinks or dancing.
We talked throughout the week, me about working alone in the mountains, bouncing from site to site getting shit done, her about all the new people she was meeting and how well program was going for her. One night she brought up one of her co-workers, “she’s a lesbian, I really like her! We get alone great, she makes me laugh all the time, and helps me afterwards go through anything I missed.”
“She’s hitting on you, you should probably just fuck her already.” was all that I replied as I drank alone in my hotel room, “I think I might!, she says she brings her own toys with her everywhere she goes, and I really want to see this strap on that she has with her, you okay with that?” I thought about it for maybe a second before saying, “you do you, just make sure to take some pictures or something for me okay?”
Nothing else was said about it. On my last day of work, I busted ass to get out of there at a decent time, as I had a 5 hour drive back to the city. I was up at 3am, worked until 4pm and then got on the road. She called me at 7 saying that she was going to go for some drinks and food with her friends, and that Britney was still putting the moves on her, and was excited to see where things went…. So much for us going out for a nice night when I got in, but alright. If you’re happy, I’m happy. I’ll go to a steak house, get drunk, and pass out at your hotel.
30 minutes out of her hotel I called her to see where she was at, “we’re at the brewhouse” she slurred, she sounded hammered. “give me the phone” someone said, and all of a sudden I’m talking to someone with a deeper voice, though it still sounded feminine enough. “Hey, this is Britney, Melissa is pretty drunk, did you want to come pick her up, or just meet us at the hotel, and I’ll drop her off in her room?” I sighed and said that I would meet them at the hotel if she could get Mel there safe, I was just going to go for a bite to eat first. “all good, take your time, bye!”
So I went to a steakhouse that was conveniently right beside the hotel she was staying in, went to the bar, flirted with the bartender, drank, made some friends (truth be told, I did all the talking while they wanted nothing to do with me, I was lonely alright) and stumbled back to the hotel room to take a shower and hit the hay with what I thought was going to be a sleeping Melissa (she had left a key for me at the front).
I walked in the room….. there was no one there. What the fuck?! I talked to Mel and Britney hours ago by now, they should have been back. So I called, Mel answered the phone sounding like she was out of breath, “hey, we’re down in Britney’s room having a night cap, come down.” fuck alright, I needed to shower, so I told her I would be there in 10, just put the lock lever in the door and I’ll walk in when I get there.
I grabbed the 6 pack Melissa had left for me, my weed vape pen, and headed over. There was music playing loudly as I walked up, and some loud voices followed by laughter.
Walking in I was met with a half naked Melissa on the bed, and what I thought was a short, blonde haired man (with an oddly nice ass) standing with their back to me fully clothed at the edge of the bed, when they turned around, I was looking at who I assumed to be Britney.
She was 5’6″ish, short spikey hair, wider in the shoulders, with a baggy checkered shirt on. She was pretty enough, you could tell she was what I refer to as a “bull dyke” (sorry, not sorry). “perfect timing!” Mel said, “Britney was just about to show me her big black dildo!”
Britney gave me an almost apologetic smile, “sorry, I didn’t think you would mind that I stole your girl for a bit, she mentioned you were okay with it, and we didn’t know where you were at.”
“All good, I just went for a steak, had some drinks, it was a long day.” I walked over to the table and set down my beer and cracked one open, took a drag of my pen and took a better look at Melissa. She was comfortably drunk, she must have had some water after I had finished talking to her earlier. She was wearing this cute little green set of underwear, black lace bra that had green padding under it, freshly done makeup. I hadn’t seen her in a week and I was feeling quite turned on from flirting with the bartender at the steakhouse. “Well, lets see this famous strap on I’ve been hearing so much about then.”
Britney walked over to her bag, knelt down and brought forth a leather harness from one pouch, and the dildo from another pouch and turned back around to us. It was a 9″ long, thick, veiny triumphant looking bastard. Brit smiled “I take it with me everywhere, the ladies love it!” I fucking bet I laughed, taking a swig of my beer.
Brit threw it on the bed next to Melissa and sat on the edge of the bed and looked at me, “look”, she said, “I’m not into guys…. at all, and I was kind of hoping that I could have some time with Melissa alone, if you know what I mean.” I chuckled, “that’s fine, but if you’re going to fuck her with that thing, I at least get to watch, and I’m probably going to take my dick out at some point.”
“Yeah, that’s fine, I just don’t want it anywhere near me bro. You can sit in the corner and jerk off while you watch me fuck your girl.” Alright, this was another new one for me, It’ll be like watching some live porn right? I can drink beer, watch this surprisingly attractive lesbian destroy Melissa, and we’ll call it a night. “deal”
I positioned my chair in the corner, scooted it closer to the bed after we realized how far away the actual corner was, and got comfortable. Britney started taking off her shirt…. Shit this girl was jacked! definition on her arms, slight abs, traps were nicely built, rear delts and back looked amazing. Next came the pants…. Another ass you could bounce a quarter off of, legs that looked like the had seen a squat machine or two! finally came off the compression bra, C tits, eraser sized nipples…. “you sure you’re fully gay?”
“Haven’t touched a dick in my whole life, and I’m not about to start now, so don’t get any ideas.” Well fuck, dare to dream right. I would have done my best to fuck that girl into straightness, but it just wasn’t going to happen. Britney took off her boy shorts, revealing a nice little landing strip over her crotch, looked over at Melissa, and said “lets get you warmed up beautiful, this is going to be a night you won’t forget.”
Melissa layed down on the bed and wiggled out of her thong, her pussy already wet and glistening from what I could see in my chair. I took another long haul of my beer and pen while Britney started showering Melissa’s body in kisses, she started at her feet, went up her calves, thighs, teased around her pussy, up to her stomach, and unhooked her bra (I felt like I should have been taking notes)
She lingered on Mel’s breasts, biting and teasing each pierced nipple with her mouth and tongue, came up to her shoulders, and finally a gentle kiss on the lips that started to turn into a sloppy makeout session….. welllp there goes my pants, time to grab another beer.
“Babe, could you take some photos for me?!’ absolutely, “my phone, I don’t need my tits and pussy on his phone.” fair enough, Britney handed me her phone, and then went back to work making her way down Mels body, and shot me a smirk before she started eating out Melissa. She must have been super worked up, she instantly started squirming and moaning, running her hands through her hair, biting her lip, I could see Britney spread Mels lips apart and start sucking on her clit, her tongue wiggling around to find the right spot. It didn’t take long for Mel to have her first orgasm.
Next Britney turned around and positioned herself for a 69, both girls got to work instantly, Britney was fingering Melissa, while Melissa was sticking her tongue in Brits ass, rubbing her clit and having what looked like another orgasm. I snapped more pictures while finally pulling my boxers down, exposing my hard cock, glistening with precum.
“Pass me the lube and the strap on and go sit the fuck back in your chair.” Brit said as she came up for air, I looked her in the eye, noticing that she did take a quick glance at my cock, before saying “yes ma’am.” After handing her everything she needed, I grabbed another beer and took my spot for the main attraction.
Brit strapped up, Lubed up her monster, flipped Melissa around and slowly started to insert her fake cock into Melissa. Inch by inch this this went in with Britney swirling her hips, slowly pulling back out, another inch in (she had better dick game than most men for fuck sakes!)
She finally bottomed out, Melissa let out a low long moan “oh my god, I’m so full.”
“Take this black cock you little slut.” Britney growled and started going with long and deep strokes, over and over again. By this time, I had forgotten about my own cock, and just watched as these two beautiful girls went at it like savages. Britney was plowing away, smacking Melissa’s ass, licking her finger and shoving it in her ass. Finally, Melissa squirted, and hard. She went limp and they held still for a moment.
“I want to ride you.” Melissa finally said, Brit smiled and layed on her back and let Melissa mount her reverse cowgirl. Watching this cock go in and out of Melissa was hot as fuck, and then Melissa started to play with Britney’s pussy what she was riding (Cock back in hand, I was pumping away.)
Melissa rolled her hips in circles and with her other hand, started pinching her nipple. Britney was now starting to moan and looking like she was about to have an orgasm. legs started shaking, a throaty moan coming out of her, toes curled a bit. Finally it happened, Brit came, and came hard.
Another breather, Mel fell on her side and the girls shared another kiss. I looked down at my hard cock, not knowing if I was going to finish off with all the booze I had in my. Oh well, not the end of the world, may as well have another.
Melissa started whispering in Britney’s ear, Brit looked over at me again. “It’s a pretty enough cock, I just don’t do dudes.” I was fine with watching the show, so I just said thanks and took my seat with my fresh drink. “Why don’t you two try a different position?” so they switched it up again, Melissa’s legs went over Britney’s shoulders, and Britney started easing her monster back in. Sex smells were filling the air, sweat was starting to drip. It was hot as fuck. Melissa had one more toe tingling orgasm and then tapped out. “My pussy can’t take it anymore.”
Britney just smiled, looked over at me and said, “that’s how you fuck a girl.” The nerve of this bitch….
I put my clothes back on, and helped Melissa do the same, and we left Britney’s and stumbled back to the room, it was well passed 2am, and I had just about been up for 24 hours, it was bedtime.
I woke up with a throbbing headache the next morning, my sleep schedule was all fucked up still, but it was around 9 or 10… Mel missed her wake up for class…… oops. She was beside me naked and slightly snoring. So I crawled out and jumped into the shower
Not even 5 minutes in, my phone started going off….. “can I answer this fucking thing?” I didn’t think of the reply before saying yes……. It was my ex wife…. Then the yelling started
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Keep ‘em coming
This is an awesome story
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These are very enjoyable stories. You paint quite a picture. Hope there is part 6. We need to know more about this crazy Mel.
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Damn, I feel that last paragraph. Great writing, dude. Crazy can be a lot of fun for a bit.
Good stuff! I would have enjoyed the look on your ex’s face the moment the phone was answered. Good for you! !Updateme