I was back at my childhood home for a funeral. My husband had to stay behind for work, but it was nice to see the family again and spend time with old friends from high school and college as we celebrated our common friend.
When the funeral was finished I decided I wanted to go back to my dad’s house and rest.It had been a lot of traveling this month. I said my goodbyes and went back to his place.My parents have been divorced for almost 10 years now but he still lived in our old house. I went back to my old room, now a guest room, and laid on the bed.
That’s when Alton reached out to me.
Alton was a guy I met at a club and had become someone I was seeing.
He wanted to facetime.
No one was in the house and I was feeling sad, so I thought it might make me feel better.
I quickly tried to make myself look cuter and then turned on my camera. Only to be staring right at Alton’s sizable penis.
I quickly stripped, with him telling me to leave the wedding ring on, and we started to masturbate together.He asked if I had any toys. I didn’t, but I knew where my dad hid all the ones him and my mom used to use.I quickly ran down the hall, went into their closet and pulled out a large black dildo, lube, handcuffs and plug.
I raced back to the room. I climbed onto my bed, putting my phone at an angle where he could see everything from the desk. I slowly sat myself back on the black dildo, letting it gently slide deeper into me. As I went down, my asshole then found the plug, which I slowly eased into my tight hole.
Alton told me to handcuff myself to the bed (they were easy release ones, more of an idea then an actual sex toy). I locked myself into the headrest and then started to grind onto the dildo. I closed my eyes in bliss, imagining Alton inside me…I was getting close to cumming.
That’s when my father walked into the bedroom.
“Hey I wanted to sw-“ he cursed, covered his eyes with his arm, tripped back into the wall and fell backwards. I screamed, fell to the side and my momentum snapped the dildo off the bed like a boomerang towards my father. The handcuffs snapped and my momentum took me off the bed onto the ground where I landed heavily and lost my breath…and I started cumming.
Without even touching my clit I started squirting.
I lay there in my own puddle as my dad took a horrified look at me and quickly excused himself from the room.
Thankfully he didn’t notice Alton on the phone also covering his face in horror.
About ten minutes later I gathered the courage and went downstairs.
My father held up his hand. “We don’t ever need to talk about it. You are certainly your mother’s daughter.” He said with a chuckle and walked out.
We went out to dinner that night and thankfully it wasn’t weird at all.
But how is your Saturday going?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ytkf8m/f_my_father_walked_in_on_me_naked_riding_a
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It’s my birthday and your story made me laugh after a bad day, thanks 😁
Haha, that is about that funniest/sexiest story I have read! Kudos girl! 🤣😈
Absolutely fucking PRICELESS! After the embarrassment wears off this will be a hilarious story to tell. Thanks for the laugh.
That ending made me smile.
That was a funny story!
So basically your dad just said your mum is also a squirter
Good story thanks
Is your dad ok from the fall??
Honestly?
Oddly wholesome at the end. Very mature reaction by dad. Better to be proud than to be ashamed, I feel.
To answer your question: Not as good as the night your father had
Leave the wedding ring on. What a proud moment.
So, you see someone outside of your marriage? Is it an open marriage, or are you cheating?
Great story though, you cumming from floundering off the bed was hilarious
Hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣
That’s a nice father you have there, it seems
Fucking hysterical, especially if it’s true. Imagine if the dildo thunked your father 😆
ROFL, holy shit, what a story. There are so many funny things here, but using your parents sex toys? Yowza.
oh wow, lol
dang…not nearly as hot as yrs!😂
I love your story, hot and funny at a time!
You rock!!!!!
And about my Saturday… I’d spent it hiking in a very nice forest with the Fall colors exploding everywhere!
I just missed a gorgeous and hot woman like you with me! (I love to fuck at forests!)
This is kind of hot but pretty damn funny
Fml worthy
The weirdest thing to me is you used your parents toys. But you do you.
Great story, lmao at that unfortunate encounter. Glad dad didn’t get seriously injured.
Yeah…that happened, with that timing, under those circumstances…
Lucky daddy
My Saturday? Not as exciting as yours 😂
So let’s clarify this… Your dad caught you masturbating… But the guy you’re using to get off isn’t your husband? Correct?
i’m failing to see where the screwed up part of the story is… Is the fact that your dad caught you masturbating? Or the fact that you’re cheating on your husband?
Great story! I needed a good laugh 😂
lol love it. Thank you
It’s so crazy that although what your dad told you at the end could be construed as creepy….it’s totally not considering what you just put him through; dads will always make their versions of dad jokes.
Man that made me chukle :D
Snaped and flown toword dad while you were falling and squrting man … i woud give anything to see that :D
um… this is nice. this could be made up but the falling totally sounds real and now im excited about this for you
Is your husband okay with you facetiming? Are you in a cuckold relationship?
That’s spectacular. ROFL
Classic.
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln how was the play? What a story!
Omg you poor thing!!! Great story though
So you cheated on your husband?