[M] 31 – I guess there’s a first time for everything. . .

So let me start off by acknowledging that I completely understand that I don’t necessarily have a “big” dick. I am slightly above average with some pretty decent girth and have gotten more than my fair share of compliments over the years. Every time I get told that I do have a big dick I just shrug it off because the reality is that I’m nothing special. Which leads me to my story…

So about a month ago I match with this girl on tinder and we start texting and it’s pretty sexual from the start. I’m only visiting town a weekend at a time every few weeks for hockey games and she’s not looking for anything serious. Perfect.

Well we make plans a few weeks ago but her sitter cancels so it doesn’t work out, we sext off and on during the weeks I’m back home and then as the week gets close we make plans and it feels like we’re both in for a good night. So Friday night gets here and we make plans for me to come over after the game(my team got stomped) and everything seems to be going great.

I get there, she meets me at the door and we start to make out and move to her room, where things start to pick up. I stop and lay back and she starts to rub on my cock through my pants and all of a sudden she says

” That feels pretty small”

I let out a nervous laugh cause I kinda thought she was joking around. So I move on top of her thinking nothing of it, some more making out ensues, making out leads to me kissing my way down and peeling off her panties and shorts and eating her out until I can’t take anymore at which point she tells me she wants to see my cock and so I pull down my shorts and she grabs ahold of my cock again…

“I dunno you’re pretty small”

This time im not really sure what to think or say, I know I’m not what you would necessarily call hung, but I know I’m big enough.

So I tell her ” why don’t you take a closer look”

At which point she starts to swallow my dick, and to my amazement she swallows it whole with no problem and let’s my fuck her mouth for a bit. And after a few minutes she stops and again hits me with

“I dunno you’re pretty small”

And not knowing what to say I told her to bring her ass around so that I could play with her some more, but I think she misunderstood me and decided to ride me instead.

So she straddles me and starts to ride me slowly and knowing myself I stop her almost immediately and pull myself out and tease her pussy a bit… Mainly because I cannot handle being ridden, especially at first because I know myself entirely too well, I will not last long AT ALL. So i do this a few times and she’s sighs (understandably to that) and says she doesn’t think it’s gonna work.

At which point after teasing her for a minute I get her flipped over and put her legs over my shoulders and start to build up a good rhythm and pace for about 2 minutes before she stops me, says she has to get up to go pee and tells me it’s not gonna work I’m just too small….

So while she’s going pee, I put all my clothes back on and we have an awkward goodbye and I ended up driving back home(5.5 hours) after having intended on staying and fucking her all night and morning.

After being with countless women, I’m sure I’ve had more than my fair share fake their experiences with me, but I’ve had just as many tell me that they’re addicted to my cock or that they were cumming the entire time that we were together. Maybe they were all lying but I usually tell whoever that I’m with that I want them to tell me what they do and don’t like what I’m doing, while doing it so that I can learn to get them off better.

I contemplated whether or not to post this but in the end thought this story was too… Awkward? Funny? Pathetic? I’m not sure exactly. I do believe this was my first true experience with a size queen, which isn’t a problem by any means… I just wish I would’ve known beforehand and it would’ve saved us both the trouble!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/yjt8g3/m_31_i_guess_theres_a_first_time_for_everything

2 comments

  1. Yeah, if you’re at least 5-6” (guessing, since you said a little above average) and it’s not pencil-ish, I’d say she’s a size queen!

  2. She isnt s size queen. She is a sadist. She was hoping to fuck with your head, ego, confidence ; anything she could hurt. ( A true size queen would have asked about size prior to the date. If you need a penis in the top 5 % to even give the guy a chance, you cant go on dates hoping you beat the 20 to 1 odds. And that is dick size ONLY. Factor in all the other reasons like looks, chemistry, premature ejaculation, different fetishes…. politics, etc. ). She probably re- enacts the same scenario 3 or 4 times in a weekend. If you are almost 7 and thats a nonstarter, then she ‘needs’ at least 9″ or 10″. Good luck. She better head out to the barnyard for her lovin’.

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