I’ve discovered the perfect slutty Halloween party costume – The Blowjob Ghost! (29f) [FM]

Halloween parties exist for only one reason once you’re past trick or treat age – to dress up slutty and have as much fun as possible before morning dawns and normal life resumes.

I’ve worn my fair share of slutty outfits – slutty nurse, slutty Wonder Woman, slutty Harley Quinn. They’re all variations on crazy short shirts and low cut tops. And they’ve all worked. But they all have the same problem – there’s almost always someone else dressed as the same thing. And even if they’re not the exact same thing they have the same things in common, so standing out of a crowd can be tricky. Sure you’ll pull eventually, but it can add extra time before you get to the fun.

But I’ve solved it.

Blowjob ghost.

It’s very simple. Pale face, red lips, short black skirt, tight low cut black suspiciously stained vest and a sign around your neck that says ‘blowjob ghost’.

Within the first five minutes at the party I had a guy ask me what a blowjob ghost was. Within another five minutes I was showing him!

‘I died choking on cock. My spirit clearly needs more practice before I can settle my business and get to the other side. Wanna help?’

Worked almost every time!

And the costume gets better the more stains get added as the night goes on. It’s all win all the time.

I’ll be wearing it again actual Halloween night. The ghost still has business before she can rest!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/yebem3/ive_discovered_the_perfect_slutty_halloween_party

12 comments

  5. Thoughts and prayers that you find your peace in this existence and make it to the other side successfully this holiday… 🙏

  6. What a great idea – the unknown stains on the vest help show that you’ve been trying to get to the other side already. Good suckin’ to you !!

  7. >Halloween parties exist for only one reason once you’re past trick or treat age – to dress up slutty and have as much fun as possible before morning dawns and normal life resumes.

    news to me, i thought they were for watching shitty horror movies with your friends but i guess i’ve been doing halloween wrong

  11. I mean a white sheet over the head and a mouth hole cut out of the sheet would work too tho…I gotta talk to my wife now

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