I was dating on Tinder a few years ago, and matched with this goth/witchy babe. Glasses, lots of long, flowy skirts, had a real librarian look. We were both divorced parents, so we both knew the angle of being WAY past intial bullshit and being pretty direct about what our needs were.
I told her that I probably wasn’t the best material for a long-term thing, since I was divorced in the past few months, but I wanted to see what things were like, and she wanted to see what I was like, since she lived in a smaller town and kept saying how hot I was.
Met her, she had long shirts, a great goth librarian look, a tight shirt and big fat tits. Wonderful.
We met at a coffee shop, talked about what we would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse. We then thought about getting a drink, but she was pretty weird about drinking with a stranger on the first date. She was afraid I could take advantage of her (this is pretty odd considering how things went later).
So we go to this park. QUiet, lots of trees, totally dark at this point. Night.
So we talked and talked and I was pretty unsure of myself. Not sure how she would take making a move, unsure of what I wanted relationship wise. But I was pretty horny, so at a park bench, I put my arm around her and started putting my hand through her hair.
She talked about how much she liked it, and teased me about how I wanted this, but didnt want to go any further, and how that wasn’t very fair. I agreed, and we made out. I felt her great, huge tits from above her shirt, and she pressed against my dick from the outside of my clothes.
She really grabbed at it. She said that it was clear I wanted something if I was so hard, and since I was grabbing at her tits so much.
I tell her she knows what I want, I ask her what she wants.
“I want to see your cum.”
“Where, here?”
“Yes, here. I want you to come on me.”
“Here?”
“Well, on my face.”
You had to be kidding me. I scanned the trees for cops, someone pranking me, something amiss. I had met her a couple of hours ago. She was unsure of having alcohol with me two hours ago since she might be taken advantage of.
But now?
“I want to watch you jerk yourself off, and I want you to come on my face.”
“What size are your tits?”
“F Cups. I’m not taking my shirt off.”
At this point she had my dick out. She was sitting in front of me at the park bench, getting me started.
“Oh, yeah, your dick is PERFECT. Can you get any more hard?”
I could. I still thought someone was going to jump out of a tree, a bush, something.
“Where do you want me to come?”
“My face. You want to come on my glasses?”
She squeezed my balls hard, too hard, painfully hard. Like she was doing a strength test. She asked me to keep going. She put her face against my dick and told me it was perfect. I told her I was getting ready and she put her face in front of my stiff cock.
She worked my balls, and I kept jerking off, and her eyes got so wide. She had this look of wild excitement, anticipation, like she was watching some big movie play out as I worked my cock two inches in front of her. She opened her mouth, and I realized she had her other hand buried in her skirt, rubbing her wet cunt as I was readying to blow.
I shot two, four, five ropes onto her glasses and across her shirt and huge tits. She laughed. She said it was exactly what she wanted.
“Too bad you aren’t ready for a longer relationship right now, but I get it.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/xsz95l/fm_how_i_gave_a_facial_to_a_tinder_date_in_a_park