Sophomore year of college I had a great girlfriend but she lived 2 hours away. We made it work that entire year and I was super in love with her. The summer after our sophomore year I started to realize that my rugby schedule would make seeing each other throughout the next year near to impossible. While I went to start my preseason we stayed together but soon it was obvious that the time had come. It was a Sunday before school started that I called her and ended things. I was heart broken and stayed in my room for 2 hours upset. Then my roommate came in with a 12 pack of PBR and said it’s Sunday Funday time to man up. Nuff said.
We start partying that day with our teammates, friends, and neighbors. At some point we were at our neighbors place and I started talking to an insanely gorgeous volleyball player. I Invited her to my apartment to show her around. I gave her a tour of the entire place ending in my room. As soon as I close the door we start going at it. We start by aggressively undressing each other, I go down on her a bit and she returns the favor. I put on a condom and we start fucking. We go at it for probably 45 minutes before we realize I’m not gonna cum. We take the condom off and she stares at me with intense eyes and starts blowing me. That’s when we hear a knock at the door.
“Holly are you in there?”
It’s her roommate Alyssa who I met earlier.
Holly goes to the door, still completely naked and pulls her roommate inside and starts kissing her. The two of them go to the bed and we all start kissing. Holly and I are still naked but Alyssa starts to undress as well. Eventually we’re all naked. The three of us have our hands all over each other. I lie them both down and start fingering them. They then push me on the bed and start taking turns blowing me. I can’t believe this is happening. Then it’s time for the threesome to kick off. I put on another condom and as I’m about the put it inside Alyssa, hell comes crashing down.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“HOLLY, ALYSSA, GET OUT HERE NOW!”
It’s the captains of their volleyball team who heard that these freshmen were in my room. Cockblock of the century. Holly and Alyssa scramble, put on their clothes, and run out to deal with their angry captains. Apparently threesomes on the first weekend of school with Rugby players is frowned upon, prudes.
After that I rejoined the party, told my buddies what happened, and enjoyed the praise as well as the heckles.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/xcnq4k/mff_had_half_a_threesome_8_hours_after_a_breakup
And from your ex’s perspective you broke up with her to sleep around
Please tell me you didn’t let this go to waste and there is a follow up story.
The best revenge is living well.
Lmaoooo damnnnnnn. Still a great experience though 🤷🏾♂️
I’m here for the definition of half a threesome. I was thinking there was an amputee involved 😬
You must be pretty fit and good looking if you play rugby
Rugby huh..?😍
Holy shit, that was a roller coaster