On vaca with my family and go to Trader Joe’s from the airport and there’s a cute Israeli guy (my type to a T 🥵) in TJs. My mom being my mom asked him a question and they started shmoozing and then afterwards I yelled at her for not asking him if he’s single. We all talk again in the parking lot. I ask if he knows where to get weed and he said yeah I do, you wanna just come hang out? So I said bye mom✌️and went off with a hot stranger and we got stoned off our asses and fucked. All thanks to a last minute post landing at the airport TJs trip and my mom for the assist 😍
(This seems way tamer than these other stories here)
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/x4leqf/mf_trader_joes_and_my_mom_got_me_dick