The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976) is my favorite porn film of all time, and, not surprisingly, Constance Money (who played Misty) is my favorite porn actress. I first saw the film in the late-nineties.
I was struck by a very brief but highly erotic scene in which Constance Money blows and fucks a gay art gallery owner played by Cal Culver. The scene was decidedly un-PC – aside from the storyline which sets up the fact that the gallery owner is homosexual, the character speaks in an effeminate manner, wears a woman’s silk robe/kaftan, and is made-up with eye shadow and lipstick!
Still, the gallery owner gladly accepts a BJ from the nubile Misty. (Fellow admirers of this film will recall “Ripe Mango, take two,” as the catch phrase of this scene.) With rumbling percussions and electric guitar up with a swell, Constance Money deftly inserts the gallery owner’s erection into her hungry, blond-bushed pussy. Her salmon pink labia minora are beautifully flared around his shaft. Cal Culver is literally a minute man. From Constance’s first plunge to his pull-out cumshot, exactly 60 seconds elapse. I should clarify that Culver’s wasn’t a perfect pull-out as you see a dollop of ejaculate drop out of Constance’s pussy right as he withdraws!
Now I’ve neither been gay nor a gallery owner, and at that time in the late-nineties (when I was in my early 20’s) I had yet to experience premature ejaculation. However, I got very lucky with a blond gal shortly after viewing Opening of Misty Beethoven and that fateful scene. This woman also had a nice blond bush reminiscent of Constance Money’s in Misty Beethoven. She inserted my penis much the same way as our dear Constance did Cal Culver’s, and true to that ’70’s porn, but foreign to my sexual practices at the time, she did so without a condom around my impregnating member! Yes, this was the first time I had sex without a rubber, and even though I had intercourse before, this felt more like losing my virginity. My bare cock feeling every ridge of her love chute, all the grool and hotness. There was just enough light for me to see her own salmon pink labia minora flared around my shaft – again very much akin to the Constance Money – Cal Culver scene in Opening of Misty Beethoven I had just seen! It was all too much for me. I didn’t count in seconds; I counted in pumps! And by the fifth pump I was orgasming. I had the presence of mind to announce, “I’m gonna’ cum,” whereupon my ‘Constance’ hopped off of my cock in time to watch it erupt all over my abdomen like Cal Culver in Misty Beethoven. Unlike Cal, however, I did have a perfect pull-out. I heaved out my first squirt of semen safely outside of my gal’s vagina. In my head I had to give Cal Culver props for lasting 60 seconds though; I think I only made it to 15!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/wxafgb/life_immitating_art