It’s been a little while since I posted. Life got crazy busy.
Im 33, 6’1″, in good shape with a viking hair cut and a beard. Generally well groomed and dressed.
Now that that is out of the way I had a rather interesting week around a month ago. While the story isn’t about the following lady, mentioning her is important. I’d been dating this woman “Inesa” from Lithuania and she was probably one of the most beautiful women I’d ever laid eyes upon. And she was great in the sack too. Her breasts were a small C cup but they were perky and full; her body was strong from yoga and years of swimming but she’d put on a bit of weight which really suited her. And a majority of that weight went to her bubble butt. But it was her pussy that was simply mouth watering…literally. She had a perfect pussy with big labia that wrapped around your cock when you fucked her. I was having issues with Inesa, she had been in a bad relationship before me and hadn’t managed to work through some of those issues, So there were plenty of red flags. Sufficed to say, our brief time dating was coming to an end. Unfortunately. This had put me in a rather sombre mood and I had to return to my home town for some legal stuff that had to be done face-to-face.
When I finished with all of that, I was on cloud nine and decided to head out for a few drinks. It’d been forever since I’d been home and I’m a rather popular lad so it didn’t take me long to meet up with a few people. We did what any thirsty Irish men and women did and went on a pub crawl. I ended up at the far end of town, alone, one of the lads was due to meet me in a few minutes. I walked in through the door in an expensive 3 piece suit like something out of a James Bond or John Wick movie. And a big black woolen duffle coat to go with it.
Walking in through the door of the Pub I noticed my mates Aunt “Carol” right away. She’s somewhere between 48-55 and looked very good for her age but the woman had a reputation. One that I wouldn’t judge her for, or any one else but she was known for being hard to trust under certain circumstances and enjoyed cock just as much as I enjoy pussy. Again, not judging, I’m no hypocrite. But man oh man is that woman busty as fuck. She looked me dead in the eye, then immediately eyed me from head to toe. At this point my intuition kicked in and I knew something would happen between us. That and the hungry look in her eyes.
Fast forward about 40 minutes, my mate showed up and I had forgotten that this friend although he was me age (33) was a second cousin of Carol’s. We also had 2 others join us, one of whom was a girl, another old friend of mine. Carol eventually walked over to chat to my female friend but that was just an excuse, she sat opposite me and eyed me once again. The woman was very forward, just who she was and she went for it or rather, me.
‘I have to be honest with you, I want to fuck you.’
The entire table looked at her, and then at me.
‘At least she’s honest.’ Said my female friend.
‘Seriously, look at him, there’s a handsome man.’ Said Carol. ‘And I want you.’
I was a little speechless, not because I didn’t have anything to say but my mate, her cousin, has a big mouth and he’d only love to see me go for her. I of course am quite experienced in the art of seduction and fucking and not getting caught. At this point I started getting a bit of friendly abuse for not giving a straight answer and the women at this point had started grabbing their tits and talking about how having a big rack is a burden at times. The conversation was enough to deflect the attention from me.
Then, out of the blue, Carol pulls down her top and pulls out these massive DD tits with perfect nipples and not a single sign of sag anywhere. Then she started playing with them and looked at me. ‘These are yours, and they need to be in your mouth.’
I was half hard and I’m not a small man, if I got fully erect in these thin suit pants, I was defintiely going to start a rumour. Small towns etc.
‘You’ve a fantastic set of breasts.’ I said with a a seductive grin. ‘But I think he wants you more than me.’ I pointed with my eyes toward my mate, her second cousin. “sweet home alabama” and all as it sounds, she would’ve fucked him and me at the same time. This I knew but my mate got all shy and froze. The other guy, an asian man was shit faced on the chair next to us and my female friend had already started grabbing my thigh under the table.
I’m not entirely sure what happened next, I believe a few more friends had walked through the door and it was enough of a distraction to allow me to go to the bar, order a Guinness and then head for the bathroom. On the way out I met with Carol. It was unplanned. The bathrooms were located down a long narrow hallway with one way in and one way out. She eyed me and walked close and before we knew what was happening were were kissing but not passionately – like wild animals who needed to fuck. I grabbed her large breast with her nipple between my fingers and began caressing’s and pinching all at once. My other hand was on her fat ass. It was enough to make her break out of the kiss and audibly moan. I knew deep down that time was of the essence and someone would absolutely walk down the hallway soon enough.
Carol had been wearing a two piece dress and I dropped the hand and began fingering her. She was surprisingly tight when I put my two middle fingers inside her. She bit my neck as I began doing a “come-hither” motion on her G-spot. Her pussy went from wet to soaking in seconds. My thick long cock was straining desperately against my suit paints and it wanted nothing more than to stretch, impale and breed her cougar pussy. I recall faintly hearing voices at the top of the hallway and decided to lock my fingers on her g-spot. I jack hammered her pussy as fast and as hard as I could. She bit into my trapezoid to stifle her moans as she squirted all over the bathroom floor.
Just as her knees began to quiver we both heard foot steps and like rehearsed clockwork we parted ways. She returned to the bar and I went into the disabled toilets to wash my hands. By the time I came out she was walking toward me and had pulled me aside with a serious glint in her eyes. ‘Keep what happened between you and I. I’m seeing someone although not for much longer. I don’t need the rumours and my cousin would only love to hear them.’
‘Fair enough, Carol.’
‘I want to fuck you but lets leave it at that for tonight.’
And that was the end of it. A random, unexpected night.
A few days later an old work friend arrived here in Ireland from North America and lets just say we got a lot closer then I every thought we would.
Hope you enjoyed my recent escapade.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/vtqmwu/mf_my_friends_slutty_aunt