I mean we’ve all been there I’m sure of it. Some folks have more patience than others on the road and I have mad respect for you I wish I could be like you. I try, I genuinely try to be patient but the roads are scary, and stupid all at once; they give anyone a license these days. Or they prolly don’t even have one smh, I just try to
make sense of it.
The other day I noticed a pick up truck kept swerving the lanes but the traffic was steady so he couldn’t advance. Back and fourth I kept thinking wow what a douche, just pick a fucking lame already Jesus Christ. If you ever catch yourself in a situation like that staying in lane, going at you’re own pace will end up benefiting you just watch.
As much as he stepped on it, all he did was catch red lights. I eventually tuned in to my stuff and forgot about the guy. After a couple of good songs I then realized someone was riding my ass. I looked in the review and who is it?? Little pick up truck, ahhh my guy what happened?? Did the dumpster truck get in ur way??? Awwwh. Red light up ahead. We came to a stop, seconds go by when he slipped and gave my car a love tap. Making my jolt a bit, definitely heard it connect.
So we pulled over, and we both hopped out the cars at once. “Hey are you alright?! My bad I-“. I rushed to the back of my car to see no real damage, nothing really. Not even a scratch. I wasn’t paying attention to what he was yapping about but I stopped him right away. “Whoa whoa let me tell you something, the way that you were driving earlier? Ridiculous, you drive like a dick. And you see?! See what happens?!” I said flustered, I don’t hold back much.
“Shit, I’m so sorry..” he said in a genuine manner. “Obviously there’s no damage here, if you want we can let this go but it’s up to you.” I said starting to feel like shit for popping off. That’s when he said, “That’s definitely fine with me! Anything you want to do I will comply. I’m just so sorry.” As he was talking I realized he was kinda cute, I hardy get hit on these days, any attention, dry phone. I had to shoot my shot. “Look I get it, I’m sure you’re rushing to your gf but she can wait my guy, don’t need to rush.” “Girlfriend? HA, yeah no I was just going to pick up my food. But that’s funny you say that.”
“You eat ass?” I vomited. I hate when I do that shit, it’s like my brain and mouth don’t communicate well I will say what my thoughts unfiltered. “What? Ahaha” he said blushing. “Nothing!” Idk wtf, my bad I glitched for a second.” He laughs, and we just looked at each other. Next thing I knew he was right in front of me. He leans in to me burying his face in my hair whispering in my ear “As a matter of fact, I do. And I’m real nasty with it.” My clit swelled up. Holy shit. He’s nasty, that’s my type.
In my most sincere flirty tone, I looked him dead in the eye and said “Eat me.” I haven’t been touched by anyone in a long time, I was pretty excited and wet. I could feel my panties glazed. Since we pulled into a plaza, parked in the side there was the perfect chance. No time to waste, I love public play. I had to take full advantage.
Hopped in the back of the Tacoma, he sat down in the middle and I opened wide and bent over the center console. I felt him grip and feel my ass spreading me open. I’d wink my asshole as he played with it, “That’s a pretty butthole you got there…so clean and brown..” I giggled, I love getting my asshole praised. My wetness leaving a snail trail on his pants, all over his lap. He wanted it.
Kissing my ass cheeks slowly, working his way from the outer towards the middle. I’d get chill knowing he’s getting closer to my crack. He picks up my hips to his face and sniff my asshole. Taking many little whiffs, moaning as he did. Burying his big nose against my butthole. I’d apply pressure, grinding myself on to him. He’d sniff my hole and peck my pussy. Eventually he pecked my butthole. Started making out with it, eating my ass properly.
I was bent over the console, enjoying every lick. I scooped my tits out of my top, and watched them jiggle as I started grinding on his face. His thick beard covered in my clear juices, he wouldn’t let me squirm. He spreads me open hard, making my asshole open a bit more and I could feel it. His tongue’s tip inside my tight hole. I leaned forward arching up more and had him lick my slit. Slurping me clean from all my dripping juices my legs began to shake.
Looking back at him, watching him buried in my ass with a look on his face. Like a trance almost, the eye contact made my clit sensitive af. After every lick against it I’d flinch, I’m so close to cumming. He sucked on my fat clit gently so gently I could feel my pulse. My eyes rolling back. Pinching my own nipples and twisting them hard, bc holy fuck. Sucking me soft and gently, all while getting tongue flicks on my clit I couldn’t take it anymore.
I grabbed him by the head, trying my best to not mess up his waves. Gently picking up momentum as I began to smash his face and rub him up and down and all around disrespectfully, moaning and groaning together. “I’m gonna cum in your mouth you hear me?” I let out with a whimper. Yes yes, I could feel my clit release, making myself shake. He still remained on my pussy, literally sucking me clean. This guy really drank my cum. After we got out and laughed about the situation and how we got here.
He admitted he came at the same time I did in his pants, something he claimed hadn’t happened since high school. I believed it since his kakis had a big wet spot on them. I kissed him goodbye, thanked each other and left. No information was exchanged and I really liked that. Ever since I’ve been shoving dildos in both my holes imaging it was that guy.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/vr25zr/road_rage_leads_to_getting_my_ass_ate