*I’ve been on a kick writing about my husband recently. I actually often do but I usually just call him my ex. However, it’s his birthday this week so we’ve been fucking like rabbits so I’m feeling inspired.*
*I’m not even sure I believe this theory, but there is a noticeable pattern here whether he’s conscious of it or not.*
My husband is much cleaner than me. I’m not a slob or anything. My apartment was almost always clean when I lived alone, but clutter doesn’t bother me much and he’s more compulsive about it.
*He also cooks… but I get real kinky so the relationship is balanced.*
Anyway, he goes down on me semi-regularly. I enjoy giving head more than receiving so it’s not totally 50/50 but that’s more by my own design. Obviously I’m a fan when he does though.
A few months ago I did the dishes and noticed mold in our sink so I scrubbed it out. I was bored and went ahead and bleached the counters.
My husband flipped shit. He took one look at the kitchen and and was like, “It looks so good!”
*We’re not gross people btw. I do a deep clean like this every few months. He’s just dramatic.*
I give him a weird look after like the fourth sentence about the state of our kitchen and was like, “You ok, bro?”
“Yeah! Its just smells so good.”
“It literally smells like bleach.”
Apparently bleach is an aphrodisiac because when he hugged me from behind I felt how excited he really was about these counters.
“Are you hard right now?”
“You look hot.”
“I don’t know if I want to unpack that you got hard when your wife deep cleaned the kitchen.”
He turned me around, smiled, and then lifted me onto the counter. He wrapped my legs around him and put his mouth on mine. When he started nibbling my ear I asked if he wanted to move to our bedroom and he shook his head.
Instead the man fucking moved me the the edge of the counter and reached to take my underwear off. He kissed me down my body and played with my breast over my shirt as he got on his knees.
He. Got. On. His. Knees.
He spread my legs wider and put his tongue in between my legs. I pulled his hair as he licked me and screamed when I came.
*So… that happened.*
This one incident would be no biggie except a few weeks ago he came home to find me at the tail end of cleaning the house. He freaked out and was like, “The place looks so nice, Viola. Thanks for cleaning.”
*Again, I clean plenty even if this story implies it’s a rarity. He’s just animated and likes order.*
This dude gets behind me and pushes me onto our bed. “We should make these dirty again,” he whispered.
“What? I thought you were just swinging by because you have your [hobby] in like 30 minutes.”
“I’ll be late.”
I started unbuckling his belt but he shook his head and pulled my jeans off. I asked if he just wanted to fuck and he, in no uncertain terms, made it clear that was not want he wanted. He licked me and fingered me so hard I got off in less than three minutes and then he jumped up ran to his game.
*So that was a thing.*
After this I swear I almost got curious so I cleaned his bathroom (he has his own and had been neglecting it). Sure enough, when he saw what I did he thanked me profusely and then got on his damn knees.
Is this intentional? I honestly doubt it. My husband is too pure for this world to orchestrate something remotely manipulative. I also have no intention of bringing this up as this is a benefit I’m more than happy to clean form
So, either this dude is Pavlov-ing me or gets off on orderliness. Either way I’m about to go do the dishes.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/vksrei/my_husband_might_be_pavloving_me_fm
Skinner would be proud.
Hahaha that’s awesome. My boyfriend and I split the “domestic” duties pretty well but he gets really feral when I cook for him. Maybe you could cook for him, make a mess, clean and then fuck lol. That could be fun!
Guess you could say your husband is very into *Dirty Talk*………
> Is this intentional? I honestly doubt it. My husband is too pure for this world to orchestrate something remotely manipulative.
Well how do we know YOU’RE not Pavlov-ing HIM huh? *suspicious eyes*
They do say “cleanliness is next to horniness” or something like that lol. Happy Birthday to your husband! Have fun cleaning cheers to you Ms. V!
Everything you’ve ever written about him indicates he just gets off on orderliness. At least from *you.* I doubt a random hotel cleaning would get him revved up, but you Taking Care Of Business? Yeah, that’s a natural reaction.
> My apartment was almost always clean when I lived alone, but clutter doesn’t bother me much and he’s more compulsive about it.
So he knows that, if you’re really getting into it, there’s a level of consideration for him that’s at play. Few things are hotter than being actively considered.
Whenever it is, a very happy birthday to your husband!
Well. . . You COULD, if you wanted to, train HIM to keep the kitchen clean. Letting him go down on you could be his reward. With the right set of incentives, you might never get the curl out of your toes.
I think I need to re-read Pavlov.
The way I see it: you clean, he goes down on you. You do it again, he goes down again. And again. And again.
Aren’t you Pavlov-ing him????
Yall should invite me for a threesome lol 🤣🤣🤣 jesus this was hot to read glad to know you’re getting action OP. Enjoy it!!
I’ve heard of clean freaks but this is just sexy- *I mean*- ridiculous 🤭🤭
Can’t see anything to complain about to be honest. Enjoy the well deserved reward for your hard work!
This is hot!
You should totally include some outfit choices when you clean next and really tease him with it ;)
At least I know I’m not the only person who does it… Bahaha
I believe this is Operant Conditioning and he’s using oral sex as an incentive for you to clean. So now you wants to clean because you’re expecting orgasms as a reward. Pretty clean if you ask me, cause who doesn’t want orgasms 😂😂😂😂
Maybe try playing “Ride of the Valkyries” as he walk in the door. You could get an iconic moment where he takes a big whiff and exclaims how much he loves the smell of bleach in the morning.
Maybe doing things around the home is a love language of his? The joy being with someone you love and care for can carry over to even the most menial of tasks. In a way it kind of shows that both people are happy in the space together.
Fear will keep the local systems in line, but it won’t clean your personal toilet.
*I laughed at the “aliens in a storage locker” thing from men in black, but this story exists and we all read it…*
i think a social norm where you give oral to your partner because they cleaned the bathroom is a catalyst to world peace, so you’re both on the right track