Hi All,
Ok, to preface I didn’t pick her up in the strip club. In fact I didn’t pick her up at all, she very much came onto me, but we will get into that.
We should begin at the beginning, I, a maybe 19/20 year old at the time was going out with his rugby team for a well deserved pint after Saturday’s game(though I also don’t mind an undeserved one, if needs dictate). We all agreed to meet in a cheap dive bar (I forget the name) to get a few in before heading to a club after a warm up drinks. This place was probably one of the cheapest in town, you know, one playlist that only has 90’s dance on at any hour of the day, cheap 2 for 1 shots, sticky floors, unusable toilets and the usual array of characters that are attracted to that cocktail of joy.
I arrived at the said bar with a couple of teammates, one a very loud working class lad, about average height, 5’10, and build (which is quite small in rugby terms) , but with pale skin and ginger hair (AKA Ginger Bollocks). Now, obviously this is ideal material for young men to rip into each other about in a sports team, so he was in fact the loudest and most assertive out of the lot to counter any chance of that. The other guy looks very similar to me actually and I would say we have very typical rugby player physique, we are both 6’2 with dark hair, stubble and big broad shoulders and legs.
When I enter two attractive women in their mid to late 20’s, a blonde with long hair around 5’6, with various small tattoos on her arm and hand. She was wearing in a tight fitting blue and white dress and her brunette friend in black are already on the dancefloor busting moves. This is usually the type of place that doesn’t get attractive women and those that do arrive are quick to leave. But these girls seem to be actually enjoying it. Anyway the blonde pays instant attention to us as we walk in, even though half the team are already in situ in the corner, being brash, loud and idiotic – all expected things from my friends at this time. It turns out she knows old ginger bollocks, knows her and begins to chat whilst me and Jacob (my lookalike) just stand there awkwardly. Ginger bollocks, gets into a deep discussion with the blonde where they are looking over us two quite a bit. They are nearly as loud as he is, both very forward and they seem in deep hushed conversation before it breaks for our introduction. The brunette gives me a quick intro hug but the blonde girl leans in close but far still says it loud enough for Jacob and Ginger bollocks to hear “Hi, I’m Crystal, You’re coming home with me tonight”. Cue dumbstruck, sober me responding with “Hi I’m Lostinlatinamerica0”. Trust me – Forward girls are intimidating for young bucks, despite all the bravado they put out!
Duly, the boys erupt and in next to no time they are all egging me on to take her back. I think due to the pressure of 20+ lads and the lack of alcohol in my system I don’t leave that instant. We end up talking more and I find out she’s serious but I still respond with a more subdued and slightly embarrassed “Ah I’m just here to enjoy my night out with the lads, I can’t go back now. Maybe later”. Now after 10 minutes of me sipping my pint awkward and them dancing no more than 10 metres away they finally move on.
Eventually, our group make it to the club and now I’m tipsy with a good stomach full to give me that much needed motivation. After maybe half an hour of wandering the floors and dancing with any girl unfortunate to be in my path, I bump into my over confident blonde. I apologise for earlier and we get talking. At no point does she mention she’s a stripper but we do have a little dance on the dancefloor to some RnB track and she certainly knew how to bump and grind. Her tight ass was pressed against my ever hardening cock, she must have been able to feel it, as her dress as very light. She leaned back and said “Oh it seems like you just needed some convincing baby” as her hand now reached behind her as she squeezed my rock hard cock through my jeans, toying it with as I kissed her neck infront of the whole sweaty dancefloor. “Let me take you somewhere fun” She said, as she let go of my cock and grabbed my hand. I followed like an oversized puppy, as she led me out of the club and to I thought would be her apartment. On the walk, as she’s gripping my arm tightly pressing her nails into my bicep to keep pace in her high heels. She asks, if I like dances, and if it turned me on feeling her ass like that in the club, I replied “Oh yeah, I’m not a good dancer, but I’m sure with the right convincing and person I get very turned on”. This semi-sexual conversation carried on, until she pulls me into a doorway with a large bouncer on it.
Confusingly, we get let straight through and everyone seemed to know her name. As I try take in my surroundings. It was only when we got through the coatroom did I notice it was a strip club (the topless ladies and poles gave it away). The penny dropped she must be a stripper. She sits me down and asks if I would like another dance. “Yeah, but your not working tonight are you?”, “No, but my friend can give you a free one, I’m just going to take you home and enjoy the consequences”. I watch as she pulls over a dancer. She’s another brunette, maybe 5’8 in heels, tattooed curvy but toned figure, C or D cups and cute petite face. She was wearing a red g-string with stockings. They talk before, once again I’m led away to get a personal dance, on my now dates instructions. Crystal just continues to sit in the main area, whilst her friend starts rubbing up and down my cock above my jeans, sharing her whole body with me. She grabs my hand, and guides my fingers over her body, as she straddles me in reverse cowgirl but with her head leaned back against mine. I’m not sure this is normal for strippers, but she guides my fingers over her big, pert breasts before putting my hand over her pussy and grinding up against it. Naturally, I’m so turned on I could explode, the fact I could be fucking one stripper later that night and getting a very personal lap dance off another is not what I expected at the start. As it begins to end she tells me I’m very well behaved and she’ll be telling Crystal that she should make the most of my package that was pressing up against her throughout the dance.
Sorry, this is long and I haven’t got into the main juiciness! I will crack on with part 2 as soon as I can!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/viyvwx/mf_the_night_i_unexpectedly_took_home_a_stripper