I have no doubt that Beyoncé has great drunken love, but I’ve found it gets a little messy with us mortals.
My husband and I have officially reached the age where we can’t have four drinks without getting sloppy and hungover the next day. However, when I got my agent and my husband had a very big win at work, we decided we were long overdue for a margarita toast.
We did have a margarita. Then another. When the owner of our favorite restaurant saw us she then sent us a free round of drinks, so naturally we had two more.
You see where I’m going with this.
On the walk home I did the thing all young couples in love do: I spanked him and then ran down the block. He laughed and started chasing me, despite our tequila fueled sloppiness, a race ensues.
We’re both training for a marathon right now which means at some point muscle memory kicks in and makes this challenging. We ran the entire block home and giggled the whole way. Folks were staring at us like we were insane, and we kind of are.
“If you catch me I’ll let you fuck me,” I called back to him.
“If I catch you I’ll let YOU fuck me!”
He caught me right outside of our building and we both laughed as we fell to the ground. “I think I win,” he said as he pulled me into our apartment. The moment the door closed he pushed me against the wall and tried to hike up my dress.
“We can’t fuck yet,” I laughed.
“Oh really?” He asked as he got to his knees and pulled my underwear off.
“I have to suck you off for at least ten minutes first.”
He shook his head as he pulled me into our bedroom. “I want to make you come, V.”
“Yeah… the thing is I know you and you can’t get off right now. I think we have to focus on you first or you’re not going to be able to come at all.”
I know this man’s body well.
He pushed me back on the bed and climbed on top of me as he pulled off his shirt. “You are absolutely wrong. I’m so turned on right now I won’t even last long.”
“Ok…”
I let him pull my dress over my head before I unclasp my bra and throw him at me. He puts his head down to my breasts and kisses them as he plays with me.
There are very few things I know to be true in this world, but one fact I am certain of his that my husband is into my body. Our marriage has as many problems as the next one, but we are very fucking attracted to each other.
Too attracted sometimes. I really should have given him head first.
When he unbuckled his belt and threw his pants off, I tried to get on my knees so I could get him in my mouth, but he stopped me and pushed me on my back. “Viola, I just want to make you come right now.”
“I promise you will. I am begging you to let me suck you off first.”
“No,” he said as he flipped me over.
On one hand, I see what’s about to unfold and know there’s only so much dick I can take. Then again, I like it when he takes control and at this point I’m wet and tight. The bastard knows it.
He puts his mouth to my ear, nibbles a bit, and then asks if I still don’t want to get fucked.
I can’t argue with that so I beg for it.
He pulls my hips back to meet him and fucks me with my ass up and head buried in the mattress. He slams into me and pulls my hair.
“Tell me to stop,” he challenges.
Obviously I can’t. I need it and I’m already building. Instead I tell him to keep going and moan about how good he feels inside of me.
In an unfortunate and fortunate twist of fate, when I’m drunk my senses are heightened while my husband has a very hard time getting off. The good news is he can always get hard, but the bad news is that there’s only so much I can do with that erection.
What I’m saying is, I come almost immediately. I don’t think I last even more than 30 seconds before I’m at the edge.
“Spank me,” I gasp when I’m seconds away.
He starts smacking my ass over and over as I build to climax and pulls my hair a final time when I finally go over the edge. My body shakes underneath him as he fucks me through each wave.
“Can you keep going?” He asks.
“Fuck yeah.”
He flips me back on my back and tries to fuck me missionary, but I throw a leg over his shoulder before he goes to back inside of me. He kisses my thigh and then pushes it closer to my head before he puts himself back in.
*Thanks yoga.*
He fucks me like that for a while and I tell him to take his time. I wrongly believe my orgasm was intense enough so that we have time before I start building again.
Of course, this was before he starts playing with my nipples.
I know I should stop him because the sensation is building, but my husband loves my breasts and how I respond when they tighten. He flicks me once and smiles when I arch my back and moan. Then he just fondles me until I’m back to the edge of climax.
“Fuck!” I yell. “Be less sexy.”
I try to swat his hand away from my breast but he gives me a pleading look. “It’s so hot though, V. Please?”
I mean, who am I to deny that?
He squeezes my breasts again as he puts his mouth to my ear. I let out a final moan and come quickly with a whimper.
So herein lies the problem: He is very far from orgasm. Again, I know this man’s body very well.
He pulls out of me and smiles. “Can you keep going?”
I shake my head. After five tequilas and two orgasms, it doesn’t matter how hot my husband is… I’m not getting wet again.
“It’s ok. That was more than enough. I don’t think I can get off when I’m this drunk.”
“Is that a challenge?” I sit up suddenly and ask.
“No, I’m being serious. It’s not you. I don’t think it’s physically possible.”
Yeah, we’ll see about that.
I put him in my mouth and pull out all my best moves. I lick the sides of his dick for a while before I go all in. I slowly move down until he’s fully down my throat and hold him there for a while. Then I slam back and forth and deep throat the fuck out of him. He gasps above me and pushes my head down gently as I go to town on this mother fucker. After a slow build I go so hard I’m getting whiplash and occasionally have to come up for a gasp of air.
This goes on for thirty fucking minutes until I fall back in exhaustion. Even I have my limits, y’all.
“It’s not going to happen, V. It’s ok!”
“No!” I moan as I reach for him. “Just fuck my boobs.”
“Seriously?”
“Yeah. And you can come on my face. You like that.”
He looks intrigued but gives a little shrug when I press my breasts together and nod. He gets above me and squeezes as he takes a handful of each. He presses them so tightly around his dick I have bruises the next day, but I’m honestly still turned on my this despite my exhaustion.
“I love you from my angle,” he says.
“I love watching you like this.”
He plunges back and forth for a very long time. Several times when they get too try I have to put his dick back in my mouth just to make it wet again so he can slide in again.
Finally, at long fucking last, he tells me he’s close. I remind him he can come on my face and he finally, FINALLY pulls away and let’s his cum drip down on my cheek.
He collapses beside me and we fall asleep. Yes… I pass out with this man’s cum on my face.
*I wish I could say this was the first time this happened. It’s not. I’ve spent many nights like this. I don’t have a skincare routine but I like to think his semen will somehow keep me young. Idk, I’m fairly certain it has healing properties.*
We both pass out. We probably should have grabbed water before this, but we’ve just fucked for over hour in a tequila-infused frenzy. Plus we had both run 8 fucking miles earlier and our bodies are shot.
We have no hope.
We woke up the next morning cursing ourselves and margarita machines everywhere.
“Why are we so hungover?” He groans.
“Because we’re old.”
“I think you should go make us coffee,” I croak
“Doesn’t this fall under wifely duties?”
“Yeah, I performed enough wifely duties last night and your cum in on my face.”
I don’t make the rules. I don’t care how hungover you are, if your wife spends more than 45 minutes getting you off, it’s your turn to make coffee.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/vi7n12/im_not_a_quitter_when_it_comes_to_my_husbands
Somehow this is one of the hottest stories.
I think because it’s pretty vanilla. Don’t get me wrong, I love kinks and there’s still some of that here. But it’s just a healthy interaction between two people in love and lust. And that’s fucking sexy.
Plus I identify with the occasional delayed orgasm and appreciate your insistence on his behalf.
Thanks for sharing, V.
nicely done
Protip if you drink enough water while you drink alcohol it lessens (or eliminates) the hangover
I love love love this story so much v!
“A” and I do this every morning lol! I’m trying to whip him back into shape for a marathon I mentioned. I reward him with a position of his choice if he can catch me.Haven’t let him catch me in weeks but a day ago he tricked me by pretending there was a cute fox or something in the woods and “tagged me” We started doing but stuff lately….so he chose my butt… he fucked me in the ass on a workday. It was a bit ruff sitting on a chair all day at the office after….no more butt stuff as a reward…lol
Maybe put that play into your marathon training lol!
You guys are couple goals I hope we can extend this passion as long as you guys <3
I’d pay your husband to re enact Paul Rudd giving himself a pep talk in the mirror from the movie *Wanderlust*.
A+ title.
This is so hot, love that you were so intent on getting him off.. does he like a finger around his ass at all? That can push a guy over the edge
If my future marriage isn’t like this I don’t want it
>“Because we’re old.”
Lol!! Read this again when you’re in your 50s…..
This is such a good telling of this story. Have to say though, as a woman who has a hard time getting to an orgasm, if I didn’t know better I would think V was written by a man :P
Only teasing, or I’m just jealous! Fantastic story, as always
You sound like a 10!
Very sexy and well written story! Unbelievably similar to the way that drunk sex between my wife and I usually unfolds. Like you, she absolutely will not quit until she makes me cum, even if things are dragging on a bit and I’ve told her that we can finish it in the morning. Here’s to women who refuse to stop till the job is done!
*reads title*
Yeah that’s right *mamma didn’t raise no quitter*
….speaking of “Mamma.”
*ehem*
> You see where I’m going with this.
“Mamma Mia here we go again.”
> On the walk home I did the thing all young couples in love do: I spanked him and then ran down the block.
“Honey honey, how he thrills me, a-ha, honey honey.”
> He caught me right outside of our building and we both laughed as we fell to the ground. “I think I win,” he said as he pulled me into our apartment.
“The winner takes it all.”
> Obviously I can’t. I need it and I’m already building. Instead I tell him to keep going and moan about how good he feels inside of me.
“Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A man after midnight.”
>“Is that a challenge?” I sit up suddenly and ask.
“Super trouper (sup-p-per troup-p-per)”
> This goes on for thirty fucking minutes until I fall back in exhaustion. Even I have my limits, y’all.
“Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war.”
> “No!” I moan as I reach for him. “Just fuck my boobs.”
“Baby I’m still free, take a chance on me.”
> I wish I could say this was the first time this happened. It’s not. I’ve spent many nights like this. I don’t have a skincare routine but I like to think his semen will somehow keep me young. Idk, I’m fairly certain it has healing properties.
“Don’t go wasting your emotion. Lay all your love one me.”
> I don’t make the rules. I don’t care how hungover you are, if your wife spends more than 45 minutes getting you off, it’s your turn to make coffee.
“So when you’re near me, darling can’t you hear me S. O. S.”
Welp it kinda fits I guess. Don’t even bother asking me how I came up with this, I’m surprised myself LMAO! I
Honestly this seems like a blast, hope you have more moments like this (minus the hangover)! Cheers to you and your husband Ms. V!
Love hearing stories about married couples staying true to each other. My wife and I are both 32, been together for 11 years, and our sex life is dropping immensely. Reading stories like this makes me hopeful for the future.
I just wish my wife would be this considerate when I’m that drink , I’m definitely envious of you as a couple.
Give up the ass. He’ll cum quicker.
Yep. Of all your stories, this is my favourite.
>The good news is he can always get hard, but the bad news is that there’s only so much I can do with that erection.
This is me!!! My Wife of 31 years comes very easily from PIV (I’m very lucky!!) but at my age stamina and concern for her poor pussy makes me call time-out and have a round 2 in the morning… it’s a fantastic hangover medication (endorphins and all that good shit) but definitely after coffee! Love your stories V
You’ve literally shared your soul on this thread for the last year and despite all the chains, safe words and office fucks, this is what we are all ultimately craving and looking for.
Someone who can you hang out with who’s your best friend, run with, drink with and be insanely attracted to that you want to rip their clothes off when you get home and then have breakfast with the morning after and do it all over again.
I’m so happy and content with where your life is right now internet friend. I really am.
Y’all are so fucking wholesome! I live for these kinds of stories and I’m so glad you shared this one. These are the best kinds of stories cause you really get to see the love y’all have and how much you mean to each other. This and your last story about your husband have literally got me posting my own story, first in a while, about polyamory and the sheer joy I get from hearing my partners gush about their partners/ potential partners. It’s really amazing stuff, and I’m so happy for you two!!! ☺️
I love wholesome stories like this. #couplegoals . I agree, the least he could do is make breakfast lol