Platonic Friends 05 (fiction, M/F, Con, Friends, Roommates)

I awoke the next morning surprised to find myself still on the couch after **both** Felicity and myself fell asleep on the couch after we *fucked*.  

But when I woke I was the only one on the couch.  

I groaned as I got up feeling like I had dried sweat all over me….and maybe *other* dried fluids on me.  

I looked around to what *appeared* to a empty apartment and continued to groan as I sat up holding my head as I had a killer migraine.  

I groaned as I held my head, “And this is why I sleep in the cold.”

I finally found the strength to get up and go into my room to turn on my portable ac setting it down to its coldest setting while going over to my closet to fish out my aspirin.  A water bottle from my floor and I was laying naked on my bed.  

I was asleep long enough to where my migraine had nearly disappeared and I heard some faint *voices*.  

I heard the last part ‘*was he?*’

*Huh?*

I moved to the door as I put on a pair of shorts and lightly cracked my door to continue hearing. 

I heard a feminine voice, “*One word….amazing.*”

I heard a faint grunt before the feminine voice continued, “*And bigger than I imagined.*”

The voice I instantly realized as being Felicity.  

The other I could *only* guess was Emma after yesterday.

The other feminine voice, I’m assuming is Emma, “Is he really that *big*?”

I heard Felicity answer, “Let’s just say I’m icing myself and leave it at that.”

I don’t know why but hearing that actually made me smile.  

But one thing I was really happy about was that I didn’t break her….or kill her.  

Ok yes I was smiling because I had sex after being a near eternity since the last time I had sex I might as well had been a virgin again.  

Still confused on what the fuck ‘*plugged and balled*’ was.

I heard the other girl laugh, “I bet.  Still can’t believe you had a big cocked guy hiding under your nose the entire time.”

Felicity lightly chuckled, “C’mon Emma you should know as well as I that it’s not the *cock* but the **man**.”

*Ah ha I knew it sounded like Emma!*

Emma chuckled, “A **man** you even said is *normally* not on your radar.”

Felicity sighed, “That’s true.”

Emma spoke, “If it weren’t for that *cock* would you still have let him fuck you?”

*Now I was listening*

All I heard was silence for a few moment’s before Felicity spoke, “Maybe.  Yes.  No.”

Felicity sighed, “I don’t know Emma.”

There must had been some *look-ery* going on between Emma and Felicity before Felicity spoke, “You would have had to have been there Emma.  Our show is very sensual with a lot of *saucy* scenes.  It would make even **you** hornier than hell.”

Emma spoke, “And that’s what brought down your guard?”

Felicity spoke, “Yep.  If I didn’t bring down my guard and wasn’t so fucking horny I probably would have never stumbled across his,” Felicity coughed, “big dick.”

Emma spoke, “And that’s what made you want to try it out.”

Felicity spoke, “Yes.”

Emma spoke, “And it was *amazing*?”

Felicity laughed, “Yes but you should have been there Em.  He was completely clueless and wouldn’t make the first move.  Kinda sweet if you ask me.”

*Excuse me if it’s been awhile*

Emma spoke, “So you think he’s one of the *enhanced*?”

Felicity was silent for a moment before she spoke, “I don’t think so.  He doesn’t seem the *enhanced* type.”

Emma spoke, “So you’re saying that cock is *natural*?”

Felicity spoke, and I heard her smile, “Apparently*.”

Emma sighed, “Lucky bitch.”

There was a moment of silence before Emma spoke, “So what are you gonna do?”

Now I was straining to listen as **I** wanted to know the same answer.

More than once so far I wanted to step out and say *something* but what I had no idea.

I think Felicity was thinking out her answer as there was an obvious silence that felt like it was taking too long.

Eventually I heard Felicity sigh, “Honestly Em, I don’t know.  On **ONE** hand I would **LOVE** to change our relationship from roommates to possible *lovers* and travel down that route to see where it takes us.  On the **OTHER** hand I was serious when I said I was done with men until I was finished with college and maybe living on my own for a bit.”

Felicity continued, “I mean yes I would *love* to be in a relationship again and having Neil be my new beau would be nice.  But I don’t think he sees me like that.”

I blinked *Like what?*

Emma spoke, “You mean you don’t think he sees you as a *possible* mate?”

***WAIT!!!***

*Felicity **likes** me?*

Felicity spoke, “I don’t think so.  He’s never *tried* to seduce me not once over the last year and some change that I’ve been single and I’ve given *multiple* hints and *multiple* openings.”

*She has?*  I tried to think back on all the supposed *openings* and couldn’t think of **ONE** off the top of my head.

Was it all the times when she told me she was going to go masturbate?

Was that a hint?  Or an opening?

Was that her *multiple* because she HAS said that ***A LOT***.  Was that her *version* of giving me a hint?  If so, I just thought it was her just being blunt.

Usually when she tells me she’s going to go masturbate I usually go into my room and *either* do the same thing **OR** I put on my headsets to drown her out as she *can* be loud.

Or was it the *various* times I *almost* walked in on her when she’s in the shower?

That’s another thing that has happened *multiple* times.  Though if I’m being honest the first six times of *accidentally* walking in, hearing she was in the shower, cursing, and quickly retreating without seeing *shit*.  After the sixth time I now have been slowly opening the door and peeking my head in to make sure it is vacant before I just go in.

And she’s never walked in on me in the shower because I *normally* lock the door.

Those were the only things I could think of that *might* be considered a *hint* or an *opening* because if there were more than those accounts I was clearly not remembering them.

Hell for all I knew the few times we went out and I caught her outfit looked off as that might be considered an *opening*.

Or the offers to *model* her new outfits.

**SHIT**

Now that I looked back I just thought she was teasing me or being blunt was actually her flirting with me.

*Yes I know I’m dense now that I looked back on everything as I filed all the ‘openings’ as her being blunt or something.*

**HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!**

I smiled almost happy that someone actually liked me.

Felicity continued, “Hell Em I *barely* salvaged our relationship as I embarrassed the shit out of him when I saw his cock the **FIRST** time as I didn’t react in the best way.”

Emma chuckled, “But I bet you made it up last night.”

Felicity spoke, “After TWO WEEKS of him avoiding me Em.  I wouldn’t be surprised when he came back that he didn’t leave a note saying he was moving out.”

I looked down and frowned that *honestly* I had thought about looking for a new place after being embarrassed like that BUT I made a vow to myself that I would go home and face the music.  If the *incident* made our whatever you want to call our relationship completely weird like we were walking on eggshells around each other then I was seriously going to consider that.

Emma spoke, “But he didn’t.”

Felicity sighed, “Yeah I know.”

Emma spoke, “I still say you’re a *lucky bitch*.”

Felicity chuckled, “You’re **only** saying that because you’re interested in **how** ***big*** his cock is.”

Emma spoke, “CAN YOU BLAME ME???  Felicity I love you BUT I haven’t had a guy in NEARLY THREE FUCKING YEARS!!!!”

Emma continued, “And to hear you have a **BIG** cocked guy living UNDER your nose just PISSES me off.”

Felicity chuckled, “C’mon Em you **even** told me IF Neil was in a crowd you wouldn’t even look at him twice.”

I could hear Emma’s exasperated voice, “You would too Felicity if it weren’t for his *eyes* he could blend into a crowd and you’d never notice him.”

Emma spoke, “I swear if it weren’t for his eyes he would make the perfect *hitman*.”

I heard her chuckle as she continued, “With his cock he could be a hitman.”

Felicity spoke, “How?”

Emma spoke, “I don’t know.  Slip a girl the right amount of drugs and simply use his dick.”

Felicity started to laugh, “You really think he could fuck *us* to death?”

Emma spoke, “Maybe.  It is possible Felicity.”

Felicity was laughing, “C’mon Em he barely lasted ten minutes….I think.  I seriously doubt he could last long enough to kill **us** women.”

I heard Emma nearly whisper, “It’s not THAT hard Felicity.  Give us a high dose to edge us women to where we can’t achieve orgasm then he takes one to increase his stamina and pound us into oblivion until our hearts give out.”

I heard Emma chuckle, “Not a bad way to go out if you ask me.”

Felicity laughed, “You’re nasty Em….and a little bit morbid.”

Emma spoke clearly, “THREE YEARS FELICITY!  That’s all I have to say.”

Felicity chuckled, “Ok I’ll give you that.”

Emma spoke, “SO….. WHAT…..ARE…..YOU……GONNA……DO……ABOUT…….HIM?”

There was a moment of silence before Felicity spoke, “Are you trying to *hint* to something Em?”

*Yeah Emma what are you trying to get at?*

Emma spoke, “WELL…..If you’re not gonna *continue* your relationship with Neil I was gonna ask if I can have a go at him?”

Felicity laughed, “You **really** asking if you can fuck my roommate?”

Emma spoke clearly, “YES!!!!”

There was a long silence before Emma spoke, “Three years Felicity.  Three years of NO dick.  Three years of *trying* to get guys to notice me.  Three years of guys passing me over BECAUSE Thanks to fucking Muschi and society it’s fucking hard to get a guy to fuck you without some kind of bullshit or drama.  Three years Felicity.”

Felicity spoke softly, “I don’t know Em.”

Emma spoke, “Do YOU have ANY IDEA what it’s like to go that long?”

There must have been some non verbal answer as Emma spoke loudly, “I fucking ate a biscuit from The Crab House just so I could choke on something.”

Felicity laughed as Emma spoke, “It’s not a joke Felicity.”

Felicity spoke, “Em I….”

Emma started a rant, “No Felicity.  You have NO IDEA what it’s like to be PASSED OVER for so long that I watched a guy accidentally spank their leg to get some crumbs off their pants and I *secretly* wanted to be bent over his leg just so he could spank my ass!  You HAVE NO IDEA because YOU DECIDED to swear off MEN when they constantly LOOK at you.  Not me!  YOU!!!  You have NO IDEA that when I watch guy’s at the gym clap their hands with the chalk in their hands I secretly want them to spank my ass just to leave a mark.  Or the other multitude of things that secretly make me wish **I** was the one.”

I heard Emma huff, “Like I wouldn’t mind being the one currently icing herself after having a big cock stretch ME out.”

Emma grumbled, “It’s bad enough my LITTLE SISTER is getting more dick than me and she’s in a weird love triangle for fuck’s sake.”

Felicity spoke softly, “Em I’m so sorry.”

Emma grumbled, “It’s alright.”  As I heard a chair squeak telling me it moved.  

Felicity spoke, “Where are you going?”

I decided now was probably the best time to walk in.

I opened the door and walked out, “Don’t leave.”

I watched Emma stop at the door frozen as Felicity looked at me wide eyed.

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