My friend Stephanie bought a house not too long ago. She got a fixer-upper because of how expensive everything is. She’s been using my help for any sort of project around her new place. I usually only ask for pizza and beer as payment. She’s a good friend so I’m happy to help.
One day, she called me over to hang some shelves in her bathroom. I needed to drill a couple holes, put in some driwall anchors, and make sure everything was level. I think I did a pretty darn good job after the shelves were up.
Stephanie had received a phone call while I was working and needed to leave. She felt bad that she wasn’t able to get pizza and beer and hang out. I told her not to worry about it and to go handle her business.
After a moment, she said she could pay me a different way. She jokingly said she could give me a quick blow job for my troubles. I didn’t know if she was serious or not, but I quickly agreed.
She looked at me and asked “are you sure?” with her eyes. I nodded.
She took my hand and sat me down on the couch. She then pulled my semi hard dick out and began to blow me. Ugh fuck, it felt amazing. She used her hands and lips at the same time. She didn’t stop. I tried to warn her that I was about to cum, but she kept going.
Her lips felt amazing! I couldn’t help but to cum down her throat. She swallowed everything, smiled at me, and said she needed to leave. I quickly got dressed and followed her out the door. We each got in our separate cars and left her place. I left thinking this was a good payment alternative.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9y056/would_you_offer_a_bj_as_payment_mf
Does she need any other repairs done? Asking for my friend
Let’s create a new app called Blow. It works like Zelle and Venmo but in this case, the currency is not money but blow jobs. You collect BJ tokens and once you have a certain amount of tokens, then you can exchange them for blow jobs. Lol.
I don’t know, in the amount of time it took for a blowjob, she could have ordered a pizza delivered. She just didn’t want to spend the money. You got played, Bro! :-)
FYI, Microsoft recommends “blowjob” over “blow-job”. I’m a bit surprised, it is always trying to get me to hyphenate stuff.
I wouldn’t but my wife did 🤣 don’t ask!!
Depending on the person, I’d offer it. My husband and I will trade oral for different things. It started as a joke but really helps the relationship
2 things are true in this story, your labor is worth about 30$ an hour or less (depends on how long you help) and/or her blowjobs are 30$ a pop.
Nice
Long story short and not to get into details ……….. she was with GFs on a night out and when it was time to head home she realized she was out of cash!? This was before Uber and Lyft became a thing!
Her GFs had all left the bar already and she really had no way of getting home so she went back into the bar and looked for the cutest guy to flirt with and whatnot!?!? Well she found her guy and after like an hour of flirting and bantering she mentions to him her dilemma and offered him a trade and bartered an exchange of services so to speak?!? She got home safely and he had the best blowjob he’s ever gotten! His words not mine!
This was all before we got married but was actually the evening before our first date!!
Now you’re gonna be like Sam from the movie holes. Whenever she needs another repair just say “I can fix that.” Haha
I straight up want a friend like that!
I’ve never gotten paid for any of my labor in that fashionable jacket. To anyone reading my response, you are lucky as hell to know what that feels like 💯💯💯💯