First off I have an incredibly sensitive gag reflex, I’m talking 3 inches in here. But I was working out the other week, and I just got into this crazy workout flow. I don’t sweat much, but it’s been humid where I live and I stupidly wore yoga pants. I was SOAKED. Butt sweat is real folks, even for little ginger girls like myself.
I was stretching wallowing in my success, full of endorphins when my friend texted that they were there. A pleasant surprise. I grab my stuff, walk outside, and there he is in his SUV. Sunny day, and in his hand is a god damn milkshake. Heaven. You ever worked out hard and hydrated, there ain’t nothing like a chocolate shake.
I hop in the car, grab my shake, and can just kinda tell this is a booty call… but. I down the shake cause I’m a monster. We are chatting a bit in the parking lot watching people walk in and out of the gym. I like to judge butts (no matter the gender). Anyways, I end up feeling his pants while a girl is walking in to the gym and he and I are joking about she has no need to keep going. He is maybe 10% hard.
I unzip him, setting my milkshake to the side precariously (but that’s red herring cause we all know what the real issue will be). I love love love, like you need to understand, fucking LOVE getting a dick hard in my mouth.
Especially cause when they are soft I can fit it more in my mouth. Well. When I scoop his balls that seems to do something for him cause the dick, which is all snaked up in my mouth getting the tongue massage of a 5 star resort straightens.
Now. Maybe I can do a second or two if it is a bit past that 3 or so inch mark. But when it is all the length. All the girth. All the precum. All my saliva. All of it hitting into my throat? Chocolate milkshake came up to play.
I buck up, but I don’t let him out of my mouth, his dick is like a freaking cork at this point and he doesn’t know. He just probably feels cold and warm and I’m assuming great?
Well when i buck up, I knock the milkshake over. OH NO! Big mess…. Perfect. He starts focusing on that, worried about my sweaty yoga pants. While i… god this is disgusting. I fucking swallow everything. Breathing like a master through my nose while swallowing. Thank god for Doja Cat “Woman” beats playing in the background.
I probably sounded like Bane down there. He stops trying to clean up cause I guess whatever I am doing to hide my shame is doing it for him. He starts cumming….. suffice to say I have never drank so much after a workout, but protein and hydration is important.
I may tell him, but he wants to pay for replacement yoga pants, so…… idk…. Be rude to take that away from him?
Praise be. 🦊
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9gmfb/i_puked_while_giving_a_blowjob_fm