[F] I was dared to go to a pet store and ask for a collar and leash, then when they ask for what kind of dog, I tell them it’s for me. I tried a few collars on. I was embarrassed lol

This dare was from u/hungman1974
“So here’s the dare. You need to go the pet store and ask for a collar and a leash. And when they ask you about the dog and it’s size and breed, you tell them it’s for you. Bonus points for trying out a few of them.”
I was wearing leggings and a tank top when I walked confidently into PetCo (one further into town, not the one I normally go to). I went back by the dog collars and looked at the rows and rows of options. I waited a few minutes until finally an employee showed up. Kind of short guy, on the younger side.
“Excuse me? Could you help me?” I asked. He walked over.
Suddenly alllllllll of the nerves hit me.
“I’m looking for a dog collar.” I said.
He looked at me, then looked at the hundreds of collars for a long beat.
“Okay?” He said, confused.
We stared at each other for a moment.
“Um. What kind of a dog do you have?” He finally asked.
I giggled nervously. I probably looked like a crazy person.
“It’s for me.” I said.
He stared at me for another long moment. “Right, but what kind of dog do you have so I know the general size.”
“No it’s for me. I’m going to wear it.” For a moment he looked like he was about to walk away. He definitely thought I was joking.
This wasn’t going well.
“I mean, I know it’ll need to be bigger I bet.” I walked towards the middle rows.
“Well, just try any of them on to start.” He said smugly. At this point he must have thought this was all a game and didn’t think I’d do it.
I grabbed the first collar, all pink, and quickly snapped it around my neck. It actually kind of fit. He looked at me shocked.
“How’s this look?” I posed real quick like a dork, not helping my crazy person vibe.
“Umm. Thicker. You need a thicker one.” The guy said. Somehow that seemed sexual.
And for the next few minutes he helped me try on several collars until we settled on a thick, dark collar.
“Ok, now I need a leash.” I said. I grabbed one off the end display, ignoring the looks of a guy walking in, and went back to the employee.
“Could you do the honors?” I said, handing him the leash. His hand was visibly shaking but he clipped it on.
I was standing in a pet store, dog collar around my neck and leash being held by an employee.
“Did you need to, like, try it out?” He asked.
“Good point.” And before I knew what I was doing I was on all fours in the aisle, walking deeper into the store. I could feel his eyes on my ass as I crawled. The collar pulled tightly on me.
Finally I hopped up.
“This is perfect. I’ll take the collar, thank you.” I quickly unclipped the leash and walked up front to check out, leaving him standing there with the leash.
Dare – accomplished!
As I walked out I saw him standing with another employee whispering about me. I practically ran out the store.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v8mnzo/f_i_was_dared_to_go_to_a_pet_store_and_ask_for_a