About two months ago decided to watch lord of the rings (extended). I was smoking a joint with my roomie, watching Aragorn smoke his pipe giving Frodo the smolder eyes from across the room. Now I had started smoking the joint initially because of my roomie joking about being able to blow smoke that looks like a sailing ship (Gandalf and Bilbo). But man… idk if I was high, well I definitely was toasted, but I swear Aragorn was looking at me. Now I’m not old (19), but I’m not 13 so I thought I had control of my body. Wrong.
I sat there watching Sam and Frodo chatting, I watched Frodo slip and the ring fall on him, and when Aragorn gasped I gasped. I was wet. Fucking wet. Watching lord of the rings. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah… No biggie I though. I side eyed my roomie, she was scarfing down popcorn about as fast as I wanted to scarf down Aragorn. I turn back to the tv and there he is! Man handling Frodo, asking if he is afraid “you should be” sploosh. I got up.
“Want me to pause?”
“Nah! Seen it a thousand times.”
Closed the bathroom door. The sound system vibrating through my old little rental houses poor wood floor and thin walls. Sam wise was yelling at Aragorn now. But with my back against the wall, my hand was already in my underwear… I had just shaved so it was honestly a turn on feeling my hand glide down between my thighs… but damn it for my hand being so small! I wanted a rough hand. I bit my lip and searched the bathroom, I grabbed a washcloth… fuck I wanted to feel something rough between my soft thighs.
I imagined him pushing me against the sink, dropping to his knees as my butt fell into the sink. His scruff rubbing against my thighs as he peeled back my panties. “You have my sword” I muttered under my breath and almost laughed myself out of the state but it was too late. I was high. I was dedicated.
I fucking came. I came with one hand in my panties, one hand rubbing a dry washcloth on the thighs? And muttering Aragorn one liners to myself while my butt was in the sink. Not only that. I came so hard that I didn’t stop cumming. I stood up, out of the fucking sink while Cumming, my legs wobbling like Boromir after he takes his third arrow to his chest, and just felt my juices flowing. My panties were soaked. I was biting a damn hole through my lip to stay quiet.
Then. As it by Gandalfs blessing the scene of the Nazgûl stabbing the blankets was occurring. That’s right. I let out a moan and came a 2nd time in sync with the Nazgûl stabbing the shit out of some feather bed hobbits.
I collapsed laughing… did a customary flush of the toilet (sorry environment) washed my hands, avoiding eye contact with the savage that i am in the mirror, and walked out to see my roommate red as a tomato. Her popcorn bowl was sitting on the edge of the couch… and I could tell that whether it be Aragorn or samwise… we had both just came at the same time (or maybe she was scared of the Nazgûl?) But I looked away from her, sauntered over and grabbed the popcorn and took a load of kernels to the mouth. Smell of hand soap and a bit of pussy on my fingers…. But absolutely zero shame.
For Frodo.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v78yv8/f_i_masturbated_to_the_fellowship_of_the_ring
You. I like you. Your my kind of people. High fuckin five.
Incredible 😂
You are fucking awesome lol! I love it! Why smoke and watch movies if not to have fun, right?
Thank the gods for the internet.
That was super fucking hot!!
There outta be a literary award for sex stories. You win!