Men are so weird.
I’m a big birthday person and kind of have a rule about birthday sex. My soft limits tend to go out the door for that one magical day.
I’ve gotten some weird requests when I explain this rule. I’ve dressed as cheerleader (that was awkward), worn a toy in public, and have been asked to do anal many times (that ones a popular one).
I didn’t see this one coming.
My ex was really into rough sex so when I presented this to him, I was expecting some kind of debauchery. He thought about it for a few days and then told me he knew what he wanted, but couldn’t quite spit it out.
“I’m afraid you’re going to make fun of me.”
“Bro, I’ve been asked very weird things when I’ve put this out. Whatever it is, I won’t judge.”
“Ok… I had this fantasy for a long time, but it’s a very, very nerdy fantasy.”
“Am I dressing up as Gandalf?”
“No it’s just… you know that video game I play? Where all my friends are online?”
“Um… yes?”
“Can you give me head while I play it?”
It was hard not to laugh. This dude had poured hot wax on me the night before and spanked me with a spatula that morning.
“Wait… THAT’S it? That’s what you want?”
“Yes…”
“You want me to give you head while you play a video game?”
“A live video game with my friends on the call.”
*I’m going to be honest, I don’t even remember the game. I’ve never played a video game in my life. I’m not a cool girl.*
“Yeah… I can do that.”
“Can I come on your face?”
“You want me to suck you off while you play a video game and then come on my face?”
“And then ideally you’d keep my cum on your face and stay on your knees until I finish the game.”
“What is this doing for you?”
“It’s… it’s a thing, Viola! I don’t know. I’m heading my inner nerd. Other people have done this.”
“Ok…”
So yes, this dude started playing and I got on my knees and began sucking his dick. What’s worse is he had jerked off like ten minutes before so he could last longer. He was just playing this fucking game, talking to his friends, while I was straight choking on him.
At one point his voice cracked and I heard him say “Yeah, I’m fine, just a little distracted.”
Omg. He took so long. I pulled out all the stops. I swirled my tongue around his head, I licked the sides over and over, and I deep throated the fuck out of him. He kept gasping above me and had to explain to his friends he was fine.
FINALLY, he pulls out and comes on my damn face. All over it too. He does an excellent job really painting that picture from my forehead to chin.
He looks down at me and we both start laughing until his friends call him back and he keeps playing the damn game while I sit there with cum on my face.
When he finished and signed off, he did rub my head and say “good girl,” which is the only part of this story that did much for me.
He couldn’t even fuck me for another couple of hours he came so hard, but whatever. It’s birthday sex.
It’s his birthday today btw.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/uz888b/my_boyfriend_had_the_fucking_nerdiest_birthday
Lol dress up like gandalf best part of the story
Honestly this this super funny but this is wholesome asf too your a good gf
As another nerdy guy, I’ve had the same fantasy. You won gf of the year for him for sure. Which bf was this, the current hubby?
Happy birthday to him
>I’m not a cool girl.
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree!!!!
This actually sounds really fun
After I got divorced, I started seeing a girl who lived in my building. One Friday night, she made plans with friends so she came to my apartment, blew me while I watched a UFC rerun and drank a beer, then went to hang with her friends.
That was over 10 years ago. I’ll never forget that day. It was magical.
Oh boy two stories in one day!
Lmfao Gandalf…..is this game World of Warcraft….?I must know lmao. I bet it is!
I see from the comments that this is a popular scenario.My best friend has also put this request into the suggestions box lol….
At least he didn’t ask for anything too extreme. I knew a dude that told a story about using medical needle/thread to sew a corset style design on her back while doing the deed. I don’t see where that gets fun, but each to their own.
Imma steal this general idea so I could mirror the Title story of Taylor Tomlinsons’ new special.
Look at you!
Start the breathing. Stop the bleeding. Protect the wound. Treat for shock. Birthday cake!
You should never underestimate how arousing Online Competitive Minesweeper can be!
The rush you get from just missing a mine right next to you and the sheer excitement of managing to flag the right tile *chefs kiss*
The only thing that comes close to it is Solitaire Online *dat ace*
So did you ever dress up as Gandalf? I have to know, for science…….
And Happy Birthday to him! Cheers to you Ms. V!
I was thinking gonna be the Princess Leia from Star Wars at first.
That’s my shit
Getting head whilst playing games on VC with your friends is great. Even better when it’s unexpected. That is a good memory
I’ve read a lot of your stories and never been more enthusiastic about getting a blowjob from someone I’ll never meet.
Lmao, I’ll be waiting for your story about “uh.. babe… can you shit on my chest?” request and you being so offended you’re done for good XD.
Hey happy birthday 🎉🎉
My ex and I did this before. I was also bashful about it lol
Did you make sure he wasen’t recording before?
The idea of getting a long blowjob while i can’t react to it is cool, hope someone does it for me 👉👈
My fiancé did something similar to this years ago (story in my profile). I can confirm, it’s a massive turn on and led to one of the best sex I’ve ever had.
Great story. May I suggest next time you surprise him with video game head
!updateme
I would like to have this while I am in an online lesson. My wildest fantasy would be while on an important Zoom call with someone, but that’s very risky.
Haha I don’t think this is weird at all. I’d do it all the time if my man wanted me to.
Boys are weird but sometimes women surprise us with weirdness too.
My wife is big on bday sex too. She has a terrible gag reflex due to a palate issue and I’m too thick for anything but painal for her, so usually I ask for something in those lines. Last year I jokingly told her I wanter her to make me cum in her throat or ass or find someone that would and damn if she didn’t show with one of her friends that did both.
That was definitely unexpected lol.
You’re a wonderful person! Fuck doing that while I’m raiding that’s pure wife material 🤣