my best attempt at this!! **wink wink**

I’m kinda giving up hope of finding someone. But, I’m going to post this anyway and hope some poor, hot, sucker falls in love with my personality!

Like the title says, I am a brat and a little and I’m searching for the dirtiest thing of all- a relationship. One with compassion, passion, empathy, understanding, communication, and healthy arguments. I know that’s the most nitty gritty thing of all and if you’re not interested, I understand. But if you are, you should know that my idea of a perfect date is straddling my daddy’s lap while he feeds me sushi. I text in all caps when I get excited. I use bratting as an excuse to not be vulnerable. I’m fluent in sarcasm. I have amazing boobs. I have like 11 stuffies but I need more. I love white chocolate- both actual chocolate and men. I also am really attracted to East Asian men and fit/muscled men. I’m a bit chwubby, and at 5’2″ I’m also vertically challenged.

I’m looking for someone who’s going to be my friend or be crazy in love with me and vice versa. No in between. Lollll. As you can guess, from my posting here, I’m a bit lonely. I don’t have many friends, and I either trust too easily or not at all. Please appreciate that this post is me being vulnerable-this is extremely hard for me. Since I lost my father in April of last year, I’ve gained 50 lbs and have bouts of depression. I know I’m asking a lot, but for me, I need someone I can click with instantly, someone I can banter with, someone who’s gonna call me out when I’m wrong, and communicate when things aren’t where they should be. However, it seems impossible to find this, and if I do find this, they ghost me after a few days or weeks of talking. I don’t know where to go from here. Hmu if any of this appeals to you. ☺️☺️✨

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/uybluo/my_best_attempt_at_this_wink_wink