I finished my glass of Ole Finnegan’s and proceeded to pour another glass in preparation of what was about to happen, feeling the alcohol do it’s thing as I was WELL PASSED buzzed now and was in the definite *inebriated* stage. A couple more glasses and I’ll be in my *smashed* stage if not *black out* stage.
I slurred my words as I pointed to my daughter, that I was now seeing two of, “So let me get this straight. You show me a photo. I tell you if **I** think it’s cute or not and **you** tell me if the person attached to the vagina is attracted to me or not **AND** whether the person has *spied* on me?”
Abs slurred back, “You have to tell me if **you** think the vagina is cute **AND** if you’d fuck it or not. But yes once you tell me that I’ll tell you if *I* **know** that person is **attracted** to you **and** if they have *spied* on you.”
I finished, “But you **won’t** tell me who the person is?”
Abs smiled as she shook her head, “Nope.”
I squinted at her, “So **you** do know who’s spied on me?”
Abs smiled, “I’ve said people *might* have spied on you. I didn’t say they **did** spy on you. Two separate things dad.”
I slurred, “Uh huh. And what’s the **point** of this game?”
She smiled, “Like I said piece of mind.”
I looked at her, “Piece of mind for who?”
Abs smiled, “Me,” she blushed as she added, “AND for a few other people who are interested in finding this out, seeing **how** we’re being honest.”
I looked at her, “Meaning there are people interested?”
Abs chuckled, “Hypothetically at **this** moment. Play the game and BOTH of us will know.”
I sighed as I didn’t like this.
Like I *REALLY* **REALLY** didn’t like this because this opened the door to SO MANY outcomes. Outcomes that could possibly get me in trouble.
Then there’s the photos of my daughters as there was FOUR that I could possibly guess who was who. Technically there were TWO definite ones I could guess by two items….a birthmark and a tattoo. The other two were guesses.
Like if I saw a muscled body attached to the photo I’d have a HIGH chance that the vagina in question **MIGHT** be Nicole’s. Though there was the slim possibility it was one of Nicole’s friends as they also had defined bodies.
So in Nicole’s case I had a 50/50 chance of being right.
Then there was the tattoo. I know for a **FACT** that Mackenzie as a tattoo on the mound right above her vagina that has some stupid saying. I don’t remember the saying. But if I saw the tattoo there was a HIGH chance I knew it was Mackenzie.
Though just like Nicole, Mackenzie’s friends were equally tattooed so there was a high chance that it could be Mackenzie’s friends and not Mackenzie. Though I highly doubt Mackenzie’s friends would have a saying on their mound as well but you never know.
And like Mackenzie I **knew** Savanna also has a tattoo near her vagina. Only problem is HER tattoo near her vagina isn’t exactly UNIQUE so ANYONE could also have a pink flower near their vagina as well.
So if I saw a flower tattoo there was a HIGH chance it might be Savanna. But it could also be one of Savanna’s friends or Mackenzie’s friends as they were tattooed in some fashion.
But there was a birthmark and no one. And I mean no one, especially in this small circle, has a birthmark in between their outer lip and thigh like Haley does.
So once I see that birthmark I know without a doubt that it is Haley and I’ll immediately either vomit or pound my glass of alcohol just so I can unsee what I saw.
*Fuck it after this little game is over I’m going to finish this bottle just so I can get to the black out stage and **HOPE** all this was a bad fucking dream.*
Then there was the confirmations I could get. If Abs told me say vagina numbers 4,7,9,12, and 16 were my spies I could simply input the photos into my security system. And hope the system could pin point which girl had what vagina.
Was that a thing?
Definitely gonna have to call George after this.
*NOTE TO SELF CALL GEORGE AFTER THIS TO SEE IF THE SYSTEM CAN FINGER PRINT A VAGINA OR NOT.*
I sighed, “Fine. So we go through 17,”
Abs spoke, “28.”
I blinked, “I’m sorry. Did you just say 28?”
Abby smiled and nodded. I looked at her astonished, “But I thought during the *whole* incident and the payback there was 17 of you?”
Abs smiled, “Well some of the *other* friend’s heard about your willy making an appearance and kind of wanted to know.”
I looked at her, “Why would your **OTHER** friends want to know what I thought of them? Even after I *accidentally* displayed my willy when they weren’t there?”
Abs smirked and tilted her head side to side before speaking slowly, “Let’s just say some of the girls, aka our friends, have big mouths and leave it that.”
Then she mumbled something as she was taking a sip.
I looked at her, “I’m sorry **what** did you say? I couldn’t hear you when you took your sip?”
Abs blushed as I pointed to her as I slurred, “Remember *we’re* being **honest**.”
Abs looked at me and sighed, “*FFIIINNNNEEEEE!!!!* I said *And someone **might** have distributed a photo of your cock to our circle of friends.*”
I blinked completely astonished, “I’m sorry **YOU** did what???”
Abs held up her hands, “Don’t look at me. **I** didn’t do it.”
I squinted at her, “Uh huh. If **you** didn’t do it then **who** did?”
Abs smiled, “Let’s just play the game.”
I sighed as I bowed my head feeling defeated. I looked up at Abs, “Ok **how** do we do this?”
Abs smiled, “I show you a photo and you tell me what you think. You tell me if **you** think the person’s vagina in question is cute or not and whether you would fuck it or not. Then once you tell me that I’ll tell you if **THEY** think you’re cute or not AND if they have spied on you or not.”
I sighed, “And you won’t tell me names?”
Abs shook her head, “Nope.”
I looked at her, “No hints on WHO it is?”
Abs slowly shook her head, “Nope.”
I thought about it and with the *extras* I needed a way to gather the information.
I nodded, “Fine under ONE condition.”
She looked at me, “Shoot.”
I smiled, “I want the photos.”
She looked at me and before she could ask the obvious question I held up my **LARGER** phone and spoke, “Remember my screen is better.”
Abs sighed and spoke, “Fine.”
I smiled as I thought *Check and mate* then I realized my faux pas and amended my thought *check and vanquish?*….*check and outwit?*…..*check and something*.
I downed my drink and hoped it got me to the black out stage as I was about to see photos of my daughters in all their glory and their friends as I stated, “Let’s do this.”
Abs sent me the first photo and I opened the photo to be greeted by *someone’s* lower lips.
I looked at it to see if there were any distinguishing marks to make sure it wasn’t Nicole, Mackenzie, Savanna, or Haley.
Let’s see here there’s no *real* definition meaning the person wasn’t defined or toned so Nicole was out. Same with her friends….I think.
No tattoo’s so Mackenzie, Savanna and their friends were out.
No birthmark so Haley was out.
*PHEW*
Now let’s see here….shaved, definitely nice. Looks like this person tanned as there weren’t any tan lines…or this was this person’s *natural* skin tone. Looks petite as it was an innie.
Abs spoke, “Well?”
I looked up from the photo as I spoke, “It’s nice.”
Abs gave me a look and I immediately spoke, “*What?*”
She spoke, “Really you get to see a woman’s vagina and all you can say is *nice*?”
I spoke in defense, “What do you want me to say? It’s cute. Looks appetizing. Looks clean. What do you want to go with?”
Abs smiled, “I guess that’s good enough. Would you fuck it?”
I blinked and shrugged, “If given the opportunity I guess I would.”
She looked at me, “You guess?”
I groaned, “Yes Abs I’d pound it and the owner seven ways from Sunday until the owner couldn’t walk.”
Abs giggled, “That’s fair.”
I sighed, pinching my nose, “And?”
She looked at me, “What?”
I slurred, “Does the owner want me? And is she a spy?”
Abs smiled, “She’s interested and I don’t think she’s actively *watched* you.” Abby thought about it, “But I wouldn’t be surprised if she *has* stumbled across you.”
I spoke loudly, “You don’t **THINK**?”
Abs looked at me confused, “What?”
I spoke, “I thought you *knew*?”
Abby shook her head, “Not her no. Other’s maybe.”
I groaned loudly as I proceeded to pour another drink as my last glass I had just finished hoping it would make me black out but I’m still semi lucid. And I really don’t feel like waiting.
I want to black out so this makes sense…..or at least not remember a damn thing….like possibly seeing one of my daughters fucking lower lips.
My phone chimed and I got another photo. I sighed as I opened the photo to repeat my process.
Toned? Nope. Not Nicole.
Tattooed? Nope. Not Savanna, Mackenzie, or their friends.
Birthmark? Nope. Not Haley.
Once I confirmed that subject criteria I really looked at the photo. Hmmmmm obvious tan line. Trimmed to a small patch right above the start of the vagina….and I mean *small*. Looked clean. Possible tightness. Really wasn’t an innie but there wasn’t anything that stood out beyond it was a woman’s intimate area. At least the view was nice.
I looked up at Abs, “Nice, clean, possibly tight. I’d eat it.”
Abs blushed but smiled, “Works. I’m sure the *owner* would be happy to hear that.”
She actually pulled up her phone and started typing as I blinked and said, “What are you doing?”
She smiled, “Telling the owner your comments.”
*Huh?*
I spoke, “I’m sorry. What???”
She waved at me, “Please like you didn’t know.”
I slurred *loudly*, “You’re TELLING *whoever* NOW???”
She blinked at me, “What?”
I slurred nearly freaked out, “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING THEM ABS?”
She smiled, “Because *THEY* won’t stop asking and are too afraid to face you personally. Kills two birds with one stone.”
I smacked my head on the table as a loud *thud* could be heard.
I heard Abs chuckle, “Relax. She likes you too. And NO she’s never *spied* on you.”
I looked up at her, seeing four of her and was beginning to have a hard time seeing as I slurred, “How can you be sure?”
*Yep I’m traveling beyond **intoxication**.*
Abs smiled, “Because she hasn’t.”
I squinted, “A friend of yours?”
Abs blushed, “No.”
She smiled, “Moving on,” as my phone chimed letting me know I got another photo.
I straightened myself and looked at the phone.
Crap this one has a tattoo. I looked at the photo and couldn’t find a flower or some stupid motto on the mound.
*DOUBLE PHEW*
This one was shaved. Tan line. Tight.
I looked up at Abs, “Looks like she maintains herself. Definitely a gem that I wouldn’t mind owning.”
Abs laughed and I raised my eyebrow, “One of Mackenzie’s or Savanna’s friends I take it?”
Abs blinked, “*Maybe*.”
That was better than *NO*.
I sighed as I spoke, “And has she spied?”
Abs smiled, “Once or twice.”
I blinked, “I thought you told me NONE of your friends had spied on me?”
Abs chuckled, “Yeah they all denied it.”
I sighed, “Ok what changed?”
Abs smiled, “This one was caught when you were pounding Maxine and Lola.”
I blinked, “Really?”
Abs nodded with a smile, “Oh yeah.”
I sputtered, “By who?”
Abs shrugged, “No clue.”
I sighed and nodded while I thought *That’s good to know* then I thought *I wonder if the new system caught it?*.
Ok that’s one confirmed spy.
I wonder how many more there were.
I lightly thought about getting up to go pee but immediately decided that was a **bad** idea as the world started to shift so I quickly sat my ass back down.
*Yep definitely approaching schnockered status*
*Tomorrow is going to **SUCK***
I’m not going to go into further details so I’ll give the *blow by blow* as the photos came in.
*Photo # 4*
*Me:* Tattooed AND Pierced. No flowers or motto. Shaved. Looked nice. Be stupid to deny fucking that.
*Abs:* Good to know. She’s interested but won’t do anything. No, she’s never spied on you.
*Photo # 5*
*Me:* Not toned nor tatted. Clean. Small stripe of hair. Fat lips but looked small.
*Abs:* She’s not interested. Never spied.
I rose my eyebrow and immediately thought *This had to be one of my daughters for that answer.*
I immediate heard my slur as I spoke, “Heather?”
Abs smiled and shook her head, “Nope.”
I spoke quickly, “One of my daughters?”
Abs slowly shook her head.
**REALLY???**
*Oooooookkkkkkk……*
Why give the photo then?
I slurred, “Ok HOW ABOUT THIS. Just show me the photos of the ones that ARE interested in me?”
Abs thought about it for a moment and nodded, “Sure.”
She looked through the photos and sent me the next photo.
I looked at it and blinked a few times as I couldn’t understand what I was looking at beyond the front portion of the pelvis and most of the intimate bits were missing or not in focus. I immediately turned the phone for Abby to see, “Really Abs I can’t tell shit from just the mound.”
Abs blushed, “Sorry,” she looked down at her phone and obviously found a better picture, “This one should be better.”
I looked at her and shook my head as the photo came in and saw it looked like the photo was taken from their bed as I had an extreme closeup as the flash over saturated everything giving me a basic outline at best of the person’s crotch.
I could barely tell it was of the opposite sex of me by the bare outline as the flash drowned everything out and all I saw was a white something.
There was no detail. No nothing as there was an outline of the person’s lower anatomy.
*This one is weird!*
I turned my phone around to show Abby, “Really Abs this is the best?”
Abby blushed, “Yeah.”
I turned the phone looking at the phone, “This one is unlike the other ones you’ve shown me Abs.”
Abby looked at me, “How so?”
I sighed, “I barely see shit here Abs just an outline.”
She spoke, “But you can see,” she paused for a moment, “her vagina can’t you?”
I nodded, “Yeah but it looks more like she took it herself.”
Abs spoke, “Yeah and?”
I looked at her, “The other ones look like someone *else* took a photo for them.”
Abs spoke, “So she was shy when she took it.”
I blew a deep breath out of my nose.
Abs spoke, “Is it that bad?”
I shook my head, “No,” I hiccuped, “I mean yes. It’s just the lighting is off and all I have is an outline at best.”
I turned the phone to Abby, “See the light of the camera over lit the photo making it *almost* unidentifiable.”
Abs folded her arms, “Yeah well that’s the best,” she stopped herself again before she continued, “the best they could do.”
*Why was she speaking so weird?*
Abs continued, “But you can still see her vagina, right?”
I sighed and nodded, “Sure….I guess if I darken it somehow.” I looked up at her, “I can’t make out much Abs.”
I watched her look at me frustrated, “But you can still see it right?”
I nodded as she spoke, “AND?”
I blinked and shrugged, “The outline looks nice Abs.”
Abs spoke, “You keep saying that. Nice this nice that.”
I looked at her, “I’m sorry it’s not like I’m *personally* inspecting it as if it were in my face to give a better answer Abs.”
Abs scoffed, “**FINE!!!** It looks nice. Would you fuck it?”
I shrugged, “Sure don’t know what guy wouldn’t.”
I watched as Abs bit her tongue. I spoke, “What?”
Abs blew out through her nose and shook her head, “Nothing.”
She reached over and pulled the bottle as she poured herself another glass. She took a long sip from her glass, “I don’t know **WHY** we’re playing this game anyways.”
She got up seeming pissed. Before she could storm off I reached across the island and grabbed her hand making her stop.
She looked at me as I spoke, “I’m sorry Abs.” I looked at her trying to figure out why she got so pissed but I continued, “Whoever’s vagina that is in this photo looks cute. That’s the best I can tell you from a photo, especially this outline.”
I chuckled, “It’s not like I’m giving the girl’s vagina a personal up close inspection Abs or I’d tell you everything I thought when I **personally** inspected the girls vagina. I can’t tell if the girls vagina is wet or tight or delicious or **any** of that from a photo.”
I held up the phone to show her whoever’s anatomy was on display, “I can **barely** tell if **this** is a girl’s vagina **because** the light over exposed it.”
I looked at it then at her as I made a joke, “Honestly it looks like an albino’s anatomy from the light exposure….barely.”
Abs looked at my phone then at me as she visibly calmed down before she smirked, “It does look over exposed now that you mention it.”
I smiled, “Exactly.”
She visibly blushed, “Sorry.”
I cooed at her, “It’s alright. I understand,” *I think* as I thought though I have **NO IDEA** what just happened, “now can we continue this? If you still want to, that is.”
Abs thought about it and nodded as she resumed her seat and looked down, “Sorry I don’t know what came over me.”
I smiled, “It’s alright.”
I took another sip as I waited a minute for Abby to cool down. I smiled when I saw her smile and take another drink then I slurred, “So does the owner like me?”
Abby turned a little red as she grabbed her drink and took a sip as she spoke, “Yes.”
I smiled, “That’s nice. And has she spied on me.”
Abby turned a little more red and nodded, “Yeah she has.”
I nodded and slurred, “How many times?”
I watched as she shrugged, “No idea.”
I nodded, “Still not willing to tell me WHO this is?”
Abby looked at the photo and quickly shook her head. I poked, “But you know WHO it is?”
Abby nodded.
I clicked my tongue, “Uh huh.”
We sat there for a few moments in utter silence while I waited. Abs waited before she looked at me, “What?”
I smiled, “Waiting on the next photo Abs.”
She blinked for half a moment before she sputtered, “Oh yeah.” She clicked on her phone, “Sorry.”
And the photos went as I commented.
I don’t think I ever saw a birthmark in the rest of the photos but I saw plenty of tattoos as I got to see more and more woman’s intimate areas.
Eventually all the alcohol kicked in and I felt my vision go black.
My last thought as I remembered before blacking out was *God I need to masturbate*…..and *FUCK I NEED TO PEE!!!*
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