This is less gonewildstory than a gone wild custom. I wonder if anyone else has this impression. In my single days, whenever I was going to get lucky to the point of having intercourse with a woman (which admittedly I didn’t do as often as I might have been able to), I would always want to first lick her pussy. Not too original, I know, but in addition to creating some lubrication, I always saw it as a necessary step in the whole ceremony of sex. Specifically, I used to think of the vagina as a door, and I thought, ‘you have to show this door that’s going to allow your penis to enter you appreciate it by kissing and licking her lips and clit. Kinda weird, I’m sure, but wondering if anyone else thought this way. Maybe females even think something along the lines, ‘If I’m going to let him shove his cock in me, he better be licking my pussy fist’? I don’t know – just wanted to see if this was ‘a thing.’
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/unulul/m_eating_the_pussy_before_fucking_it
100% a thing for me too. I go down on my SO every time, without fail. Really gets me going and gets her going too. Going straight for penetration seems weird to me. You’re not alone brother.
I know it was a Sam Kinison joke (I heard it before I understood all the details), but I think it’s just polite and courteous to lick the alphabet twice before she sees your dick. Everyone will be happier b/c of it.
Dine at the Y. It’s the right move, for many reasons:
Shows that you’re not a selfish asshole. That counts for a lot with 99% of women. They expect us to be all about our dicks, and when we’re all about them and their pleasure, most will be ready to reciprocate 10x.
Kiss her with her wetness all over your beard/mustache. Usually a surprise for her at first, and if she gets right into it, you’re dealing with a hot, erotic gal (who maybe has a little freak going), and who doesn’t want that?
A woman’s orgasm, especially one that you’re giving her, has got to be one of the most exciting and hot experiences (for me at least). Eat her until she cums, and you’re both off to the races: dick and mind will both be blown!!
I always went down first. I can count on hand the times the woman I was hooking up with beat me to it.
I was very proud of my tongue skills and it got to the point where the girls in our friend group found out. 3 of them separately asked me to go down on them. I expected no favor in return, but one of them was a blonde with big tits who happened to be bi. She let me tittyfuck her which was incredible.
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