Ever wondered how sex with a centaur would work IRL? Hint: Monster Girl Farmer, a text-based RPG you can play in your browser, has a scene called “The Horse-Fisterer.” [F/M/T/NB+F]

Monster Girl Farmer is an erotic text-based RPG. The kind of game that lets you ride a unicorn girl — and vice-versa. Your farm is failing, but your fortune takes a turn when a starving Monster Girl barges into your home. In exchange for taking her in, she’ll help you start the world’s first Monster Girl farm!

# What’s new:

– A massive amount of lewd content has been added to the chipmunk girl scene. Don’t forget to bring some carrots!

Bug Fixes:

– When Amy sleeps over, playing hard/easy/for fun wasn’t affecting the outcome of the scene. Now it does.

Technical Details:

– For player convenience, I created a test passage that allows you to jump directly to the new scene to try it out. Simply go to https://monstergirlfarmer.com?passageName=Test%20Chipmunk and from there you can play it over and over again. IF YOU ARE USING THIS URL, DO NOT SAVE OVER ANY EXISTING SAVES YOU CARE ABOUT. It’s fine to save, just don’t overwrite anything important when you do.

Anyway, that’s not what this technical issue is about: That test page had a link that was only there for automated testing. It provides no value to a real player, so I have hidden it.

[Play on any device in your browser](https://monstergirlfarmer.com)

[Download the latest version for your desktop](https://link.monstergirlfarmer.com/archive)

[Chat with me and other fans](https://link.monstergirlfarmer.com/chat_with_me)

#About the game

## Game Features:

### The writing:
* Lewd scenes crafted by artisanal writers, grinding away in the paper mines until their quills and free hands are worn to nubs. With over zero years of combined experience, you can rest easy knowing I’m not happy until they’re not happy.
* Memorable characters with depth: the agoraphobic mushroom girl, the superstitious dryad, the cherry tree girl who thinks she’s a princess…
* A multitude of fetishes—many more on the way!
* A world brimming with lore. Learn about the Monster Girl Devil and why Hellhound Girls fell from grace.
* Color-coded, easy to read dialogue.
* No pretentious purple prose. You won’t find words like *milieu*, *mackle*, or *mélange* anywhere.

### Wholesome turn-based encounters:
* Raise monster girls’ affection through acts of kindness, not violence. *(Working—many planned improvements.)*
* Gain experience, level up, and learn new acts of kindness.
* A *mélange* of item drops. Sell them for money, use them to upgrade your farm, or gift them during encounters.
* Status effects that increase crop yield, temporarily decrease your energy, etc.
* Minimal grinding.
* Maximal grinding (against monster girls).

### The world:
* A clear visual mini-map to easily navigate the diverse regions. *(Map is currently textbased.)*
* Upgradable environments: convince monster girls to set up shops in town, build a coop with dryad wood, etc.
* Track critical information in your journal: the number of undiscovered monster girls, how many scenes are left, and what you ate for breakfast.
* Check out the content roadmap (starts at the top, subject to change): https://arcweave.com/app#/project/L80Vezw69R

### Customize your experience:
* Play as male, female, or enby. Choose your name and pick your naughty parts.
* Affect scenes by bringing different monster girls on your adventures. *(Implemented for one character—more planned.)*
* Dislike a kink? Skip any lewd scene BEFORE the action starts.

And if that doesn’t convince you, check out these rave reviews:

> “What’s up man. Everything okay?”

> “Shouldn’t you be looking for a job?”

> “We’re worried about you.”

And that’s just from my friends!

### About me (BIS):

* I’m proud to say this is my second NSFW game; I completed my first!
* I’ve been programming for decades, teaching best practices to others; there have been seven bugs over a four month period, and only one of those was major.

[Play the latest version in your browser](https://monstergirlfarmer.com)

[Chat with me and other fans](https://link.monstergirlfarmer.com/chat_with_me)

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/uo2cij/ever_wondered_how_sex_with_a_centaur_would_work