The funniest questions I hear from passengers when they press the flight attendant call button
I’m not going to go through the standard requests like give me water or when we get there and how safe the plane is. Here we go:
– I want to ask you out on a date after the flight.
– How much do I have to pay you for lavatory sex?
– Can I have sex with my partner in the lavatory?
– Please sell me your underwear, your stockings, your shoes.
– Can I touch your leg?
– I’d really like to smell your shoes.
– I’m very horny. What should I do?
– Here’s my phone number, please call me. I want to get to know you better.
– Can I take a picture under your skirt?
– I’ve always wanted to make out with a flight attendant, please help me.
– Do you have sex with pilots?
– I need to masturbate urgently, please help me.
– I’m afraid to fly and sex is the only thing that can calm me down.
– Do you have any erection medication?
– Are you married? Can I ask you out on a date?
– I’ll pay you $5,000 if you agree to spend one night with me.
– I’m in love with you and I want to propose to you.
– Can you hear us if we have sex in the lavatory?
– We want to have sex in the lavatory. You don’t have security cameras in there, do you?
– Can I take a picture of your boobs?
– Do you like group sex?
– Have you ever had sex on an airplane?
– What happens if I get caught masturbating in the lavatory?
– Please sell me your uniform.
– I’ll pay you if you wear the underwear I have with me.
– Do you have shaved pussy now?
– How often do you have sex?
– Did you have anal or oral sex on the plane?
– Tell me any amount I would be willing to pay if you give me a blowjob on a plane
– If you have a vibrator that you have used I would like to buy it from you.
– Show me your feet please
– I’m terminally ill and my last wish is to have sex with a flight attendant, help me
– How much do i have to pay to have sex with you in the crew lounge?
– I know the Boss of this airline, if you go out with me i will make your salary triple.
– Please leave your panties in the toilet and I’ll leave money for you, big money.
– I just divorced my wife to meet you.
– At what age did you lose your virginity?
– What bathroom does the crew go to?
– I am gay and not interested in women but you are so beautiful that I am ready to become heterosexual again.
– I want you to take my virginity.
– My wife and I would like to ask you out.
– I’d like to be your sugar daddy (almost every flight)
– I’m ready to buy a bottle of your squirt
– I don’t care if you’re married, I want to marry you.
– What’s your favorite sex position?
– Do you let men cum inside you?
– Please step on my foot with your shoes.
Most of the time these questions are asked by men, but girls sometimes ask these things, too
– Do you like girls?
– You are very pretty I would like to go out with you.
– I can do what men can’t do, please call me.
– I want to surprise my husband, would you like a threesome?
– I would like to take nude selfies in the bathroom, can I?
– If you like girls, here’s my number.
– I’d like to touch your tits.
– Looking at you, I understand why girls become bisexual.
– I have a very sweet pussy, would you like to try it?
Yeah :) I really have a lot of fun being fligth attendant. If you also have any questuoin you can ask in comment and I will answer for sure
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/udu7eq/im_flight_attendant_f_and_i_know_everything_about
Have you ever taken anyone up on a question?
Have you ever seen some ones cock out during a flight?