Sounds crazy but it’s true. My extended family rented a house on the beach, about a dozen people were there—my parents, siblings, aunt/uncle + cousins along with several SO’s. My girlfriend has a petite little body with an incredible bomb ass and doesn’t actually realize how good it is. (She grew up pretty secluded, I’m her first bf.) When she would casually stroll out in her thong everyone would suddenly go silent and work overtime to not stare at her thonged ass, while at the same time sneaking glances. My brother-in-law or someone would try to “casually” start small talk about something unrelated just to break the silence but it somehow made it more awkward.
The funniest moment was when my no-filter-because-old uncle Phil, sitting in the porch with a beer, muttered “Jesus” when she strolled by him and down the steps.
I don’t wanna make to much of it, nothing *happened*, but goddamn it was funny and this seemed like the sub to share it.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/u2rq7h/my_girlfriends_18f_ass_is_so_perfect_it_made
How does Gf react?
Damn that’d be so hot showing off someone like that 🤤
Only fair to show us all now
Let’s here it for Uncle Phil!
Gonna need a visual reference
She’s gorgeous, I probably would too.
Dude, that’s the type of posts that go together with a photo 🤷🏻♂️
Pics or don’t believe!
Bro. Share some cheeks pics lol
So, she just walks around your family in a thong? I mean, I’m not one to kick a girl out of bed for eating crackers, but that’s pretty forward of her 💁🏼♂️
Username checks out, I guess? 🍑🤤
Can we see?
Come on now, man. You gotta show us 😂
Any pictures?
Bro, did you think that the commenters aren’t going to request an image? Come on lol
I’d love more of these stories!
Show. Us.
Could just be the awkwardness of wearing a thong around your relatives. That’s so messed up. Hot ass or not, don’t wear a thong around your bfs relatives. Lol.
No woman walks outside in a thong not knowing how nice her ass looks I’m not sure if having one boyfriend has anything to do with that. You don’t think anybody has complemented her on the cheeks before you?
User name checks out 🤷♀️
We need a photo please
Really? She knows EXACTLY what she is doing. No matter how “secluded” she has been.
She is exquisite, don’t fuck this one up young man!
That’s some funny shit. An incredible body is noticed by everyone. It’s like a house on fire.
Let’s see them cheeks my baby
Show a visual reference, i mean, to be all funny
cool flex, bro.
uncle phil has that nice dgaf energy. I aspire to be him
Do you tear it up every chance you get?
Could’ve showed us yo 🤣
Doesn’t exist with out pics. Share that perfection with the peanut gallery
We need evidence
Funny indeed! And we need a photo of course 😁
We want to see pics
Pic!!
Family of incels
Who wears a thong at a family gathering ?
Lmfao. You black?
OP’s username checks out after reading this story!
Pics, or it never happened. :)
Pics!?? Haha
My gf ass received a complaint at a fairly conservative hotel in Greece. She was wearing a bikini and we think a Russian woman complained because her partner was staring
Let’s see that perfect ass
Seems like you know you’re one lucky fucker.
Reddit has a much sweeter version of “tits or gtfo”
This is very much not wild
Lets see the ass
Uncle Phil was praying to the gods to help him
God damn!!! That so cool!!!
I’d love to hear Uncle Phil’s take on her ass.
Nah you gunna have to show us dude
!updateme