Interview with my friend [FF]

V: You want a fake name?

Q: Call me Queen

V: Really? Ok. In vague terms, how do we know each other?

Q: We met at work. Is that vague?

V: How long ago?

Q: 4 years?

V: Do you want a fake city?

Q: Sure, Atlantis

V: What’s it like being single in Atlantis?

Q: Terrible. The ratio of men to women is way off. The men who are single are single for a reason and the women intimidate me.

V: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

Q: So many. This might bring down the mood… Probably when the dude slapped a phone out of my hand. He was upset another man was hitting on me before we arrived. He couldn’t let it go. He eventually lost is cool with me so I said I was going to film his tantrum on my social media. He slapped it before I could go live.

All my other worst dates the guys were super boring.

Fun fact: I reported phone guy to bumble and they sent me flowers.

V: What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

Q: It’s always with longterm partners. So, I think all my partners are a tie. It’s the intimacy of knowing the person well. It’s not questioning who likes what. It’s just knowing.

V: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in bed?

Q: Uggg, that’s hard. What’s yours?

V: Sasha asked me that. I said it was probably when I licked cum off the floor, but it depends on your definition.

Q: Something that threw me off, this dude wanted me to hit his balls. It was very vanilla besides that one thing and then he asked for it. Like missionary and then “Please hit my balls.”

V: Did you do it?

Q: Yeah, I was trying to be down.

I guess most of the stuff I do is common. Like with light rope stuff and BDSM.

V: I don’t think for most people light rope stuff and BDSM is common.

Q: IDK, I don’t do anything weird with bodily fluids and food.

V: What do you mean by bodily fluids?

Q: Some people are into like… blood or piss. Sometimes I will see if a dude will lick his cum off of me though. Direclty after, just shout it out to see. About 50% will, but the others will snap out of post-orgasm haze too soon. But it’s a fun game to see what I can get people to do post orgasm

V: When you said bodily fluids, what about cum?

Q: Oh yeah cum is fine, but I don’t love saliva that much either though.

V: interesting line you’re drawing there. Elaborate on the “light rope and BDSM”

Q: It’s nothing crazy. People can get really complex with knots and positions. I’m just like, tie my feet and hands together. Although I don’t have a bed frame so that doesn’t work all the time.

And BDSM, who doesn’t like to be spanked or chocked a little bit?

V: Do you want to tell THAT story?

Q: Yes! Ok so I thought I understood what BDSM was. A guy asked if I was into it and I said yes. He brought over his tools and asked to play. He brought over paddles, whips, and a flog. A whole duffel bag. At first I was like, “Ok, let’s do it.” After the first one, it hurt so bad. It was with a paddle. He told me that was a 1. I was trying to be down. We did it again, and it hurt worse. Then he got a wooden paddle with holes. I was like “Let’s try whips.” It stung so badly I had to stop.

I thought I was supposed to feel sexual. I realized I wasn’t into the pain. A little choke and spank is nice. That’s why I like rope stuff. It’s more control than pain. Spanking at that level just hurt.

However, then he asked if I wanted to spank him. I went to town with whips and wood. That was fun

He was at my birthday party. You met him.

V: I met him?

Q: Him was [redacted]

V: Oh… I did not see that coming.

*He’s very shy and sweet*

Q: We had good sex though. He was really good at it. It was not meant to be because he was fucking seven other people.

V: How do you feel about people you date fucking other people?

Q: Generally I don’t mind. One guy was seeing another girl every day. I think people should do what they want, but it seemed odd that he had to fuck every day. And was that close with someone. I have been in many relationhships where I have tried to bring things into an open place though.

V: Is there anything else about control that you like specifically?

Q: Just the guy being in charge. Push you back on the bad. I don’t love being picked up. I’m tall and it’s awkward. It’s kind of hot but I’m worried bout being dropped.

V: I think that was a trend back in the day. People used to try to lift me all the time.

Q: I like control generally though. Holding me tight. Pressure hugs. A guy grabbing my ass. I like it when dudes I’m seeing grab my ass in public. Maybe anything in public.

V: Tell me the story of the guy obsessed with going down on you.

Q: I went on a tinder date and he said he only wanted to go down on women. He didn’t want sex, he had one specific fetish. I was confused and I was like, “How does this work? How much foreplay?” He said I could get naked if I wanted to and he would get naked if I wanted. He didn’t care. He’d do anything to give oral. I had to tap out twice he was so good. He was the best head from a man I’ve ever had.

V: The best head from a man?

Q: Even if they’re good at it, the best man is worse than the worst woman.

V: How do you identify?

Q: Idk, I used to use pan. Now I feel like I’m into what I’m into. You see a person and know what you’re attracted to. I guess that’s pan, but people feel implications behind that word. They think you’re into everyone. I’m picky, but I don’t discriminate based on gender expression.

V: Are you different with women and men?

Q: It depends. I generally date more masc women. So no.

Omg! One time your husband accidentally sat next ot me on a date with someone. It was awkward. I was like, I cannot flirt with V’s husband a foot away.

But I think for both women and men I take a more submissive role.

V: Do you ever switch?

W: Yes. Omg. Onetime I went out with a dude and he told me I was making his dick soft because I was being too dom. He as insecure.

V: Do you have any sex stories you want to tell me?

Q: I could tell you my favorite threesome story.

You always hear about conflict with couples during threesomes. You should always have a threesome with your best friend and have the third person be a stranger. There will never be an issue. At the end the stranger leaves and your best friend sleeps over.

His name was [redacted]

V: Your best friend was a man?

Q: Yes, but it doesn’t matter. I’ve done this with a female BFF.

So we blew off class to go drink. We each had a pitcher. We see this random woman. Our campus was mostly white so as a Black woman I was always curious when other Black women moved in and wanted to get to know her.

So we see her picking up food and know she’s new. We invite her to drink with us. We have 4 pitchers of margaritas and we get LIT. The woman tells us she’s bi. We shut down the restaurant. I live maybe 500 feet from where we were.

We went back to my place. I got to be the center of the threesome. She was more into girls and didnt want to fuck a man. I was even on my period and there were bloody handprints everywhere. They were fingering me and the blood got all over.

Because it was with my friend and not my partenr we had a great time and no one got jealous

V: Did you ever develop feelings for him?

Q: No. We were never like that. He was cute but there were no feelings. But it was perfect for a threesome situation.

I also had a theresome in Atlantis with my best friend. We went to a bar and picked a man. We were like “You!” I was living in a group house. I’m sure my roommates heard. He fucked us both and then I kicked him out and cuddled with my bestie

V: This is weirdly good advice.

Q: I thought of another thing I find hot. When people whisper in your ear what they want to do to you.

We went to this wedding…. Me and [redacted] and [redacted].

V: Let’s call them Melissa and Don

Q: We showed up to this wedding early. We all decide to get drunk the night before.

V: Wait, I was at this wedding!

Q: Yes! So because we knew there wouldn’t be alcohol at a Muslim wedding we decided to get LIT the day before. I started with liquor early.

Then Don starts drinking old fashions. After a couple of drinks we go to another bar. Me and Melissa are playing pool and I see him in the corner. He leans down and whispers in my ear and says, “I’m going to fuck you so hard later with you bent over like that.”

V: My Don said that?

*I introduced them. He’s one of my best friends.*

Q: Yes! Is it weird for you to hear?

V: I just didn’t know he had it in him.

Q: I chocked and I was like, “Oh god!” He’s so tall so imagine how hot this is. He bends down and whispers in my ear throughout the night what he’s going to do. He keeps telling me I’m sexy. I told him he’s drunk and he was like, “Not too drunk to fuck you.” He’s doing all this while I’m cheering my BFF on at pool.

I got back to his room to smoke. I don’t know how we ended up in the bathroom, but this man fucks me on the bathroom sink. He was so tall it worked. I was literally sitting on the sink facing him and he went in. It was so hot. He was still talking.

V: What was he saying?

Q: He was like, “You feel so good…” and that I was great in bed. I think a big part of it was the buildup. When we went to that concert he told me not to wear underwear so he could fuck me easily.

Damn I hope Don comes to Atlantis, he was good in bed.

V: it’s weird to hear about my best friend.

Q. Your best friends has moves

V: Clearly. I think this is a full interview btw. That was fun and educational.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/tpkomi/interview_with_my_friend_ff