This is a bit of a throwback to one of my first ever jobs when I left school. Where I’m from, there are always these door to door sales jobs available if you are desperate for some money. These companies are generally dogshit. They get contracts for bigger clients and then idiots like us used to be shipped off to housing estates for the day to knock on doors and sell the products. We did not have a flat rate and we were only paid a percentage of what we sold, which was never much…
One day myself and another guy were sent on the same route. We were told to knock on a hundred doors in the suburbs. He was just starting in the job and I was told to take him around to show him the ropes etc….it was quite common in our place of work to help out the new hires. So there we were, two twenty something year old guys, suited, booted and ready to sell!
We were selling a package for a very well known house alarm company. It cost the client about £300 UPFRONT if they wanted to go ahead, which was rare. Would you have that money to spend randomly? We knew that we were going to struggle but it was practice if nothing else. We arrived in the area early….
Nick and I had a great time doing nothing. We chilled for a good long time talking about music, sport, girls….just shooting the breeze. Nick was a good looking lad, well built rugby guy, same as myself. We eventually realised that we needed to at least put in a little bit of effort, so we started knocking.
First house we knocked at….”Hi there, do you consider your home safe?”…..”Fuck off!” *Door slams*…..We laughed, it kind of broke the ice for us, and not much changed for the next couple of hours….we were in the shits. After awhile it started raining heavy. Nick’s grey suit wasn’t looking so great…..it was then that we found number 34.
We strolled up the driveway and noticed that this house was a little different. You could see that whomever lived here had a bit of money….the garden was well kept, they had a fountain, not to mention the BMW….this looked promising…we knocked.
A lady in her late thirties answered. She was beautiful. She was wearing a grey string top and a pair of pyjama pants. Her hair was in a messy bun. Just one of these effortless housewives who would look amazing if she wore a potato sack. “Oh my God! Do you lads have a car?? You must be soaking! Come in until the weather gets better”…..We didn’t didn’t start our pitch. We looked at each other, shrugged and followed her in.
We walked into quite a large Kitchen/living room. “Give me those jackets, I’ll put them on the radiator, cup of tea?”. We sat with this lady for a good half hour before things got weird. She gave us some tea and biscuits. We talked about the usual, the weather, Holiday plans. Eventually I started noticing the flirting. “It’s not every day that two strapping boys arrive at my door in suits while hubby is at work”…..
I was young and adventurous at the time and I got the vibe that this could go somewhere…I joked that we were male strippers in training and were looking for clients. Nick went white. I could tell that he easily got embarrassed and I played that card for a bit. The dynamic was that she was the older dominant one and we were just a couple of innocent boys….She liked it. A couple of giggles here and there…
I started talking about our alarm systems and if she would be interested in swapping providers. I gave her the full rundown of the prices and packages (I quoted our most expensive package as I could tell that her husband had money)….what she said next blew my mind….
“Well, I can guarantee you our business for the year on the top package, with all the add ons you want, IF you two boys take direction well…..I have my husbands bank details and he doesn’t give a shit really”….This would have been worth about £120 each for myself and Nick. Considering our target for the day was £100, we could be home by midday….”What did you have in mind?”….
“Let me see your Willy’s”….
I looked at Nick and told him that I was down if he was. It was a good amount of money and a story to tell. Without warning he whipped down his trousers, I hesitated and did the same. There we were, cocks out in a random living room infront of a lady that we didn’t know. For all we knew, she was filming everything….she took her top off to reveal a hot pink bra, pinched the back and her voluptuous tits fell out. They were spectacular. I started getting hard and I could see that Nick had started to jerk.
She threw down a cushion, got on her knees, pushed us together and started to suck us simultaneously. It was really hot. Nick and I looked at each other, “Best job ever”. She was on her knees worshipping our dicks. I got the sad feeling that she had been neglected by her husband. We were a welcome sight to her to be sure. She was stroking and licking slowly, once one of us had our fill, she would move to the other. It was really peaceful head.
“Let’s go upstairs, sorry about the mess”.
We followed her again, this time upstairs. Elizabeth led us into the Master bedroom of her house, losing clothes as she went. We fell onto the bed in unison. Nick started in her pussy as she started to suck my dick. It felt amazing…After awhile we changed positions. Eiffel tower. I fucked her Doggystyle for a good long while as Nick was laying comfortably on the bed getting his asshole eaten.
As time went on things got even stranger….”I love sucking dick, have either of you ever tried it?”…..”Nope”….Nick and I were both definitely straight. But in the heat of the moment, fuck it!…..we ended up in a 69 position. I looked at him and nodded. I put his cock in my mouth and it actually tasted sooo good. It was warm and I could tell that he sprayed cologne on it. I could tell that I was a natural as he was making noises and squeaks confirming. After all, I know how I like a blowjob, so I gave him what I liked. He wasn’t bad either, he has magic teeth…It was actually quite nice to be honest.
As we were giving each other head, Liz was on the end of the bed with”Big Red” (her dildo)….”When you boys are ready, I want cum in my ass like the dirty little cunt I am”…..the sentence alone set me off. I jumped off of Nick, ran to her and swung her around. My dick entered her asshole with a pop and then uuuuuugh….I unloaded. She gripped the bed. I looked up and Nick was running toward me “Move!!!”…
Nick pushed me to the side, slipped his dick in her ass and nutted….we both stood back and watched as she pushed about 100ml of cum out of her ass. “Well done boys, looks like your both bisexual….and you sold an alarm package!” She was red and breathing very heavy. We all were.
Once we had all calmed down, we filled out the paperwork for her….”I dont care, write what you want, here are our card details”.
Elizabeth was kind enough to give us a lift back to our office after our encounter. Such an amazing lady. Nick and I still give each other “The look” whenever we happen to meet each other and I haven’t sucked another dick since.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/toyma5/elizabeth_2012_im_not_gaybutm