Finding out how my [F] Ho Friend discovered the human/horse hybrid living in my guest house [FM]

So, Bree and I met up for coffee and I told her that I saw her on video a few weeks ago leaving my guesthouse lookin’ like a ho. Well, I didn’t phrase it *quite* like that, but still conveyed my point. She was embarrassed, her face was almost redder than her hair. I then started giggling and told her I’m not mad, far from it, just confused that she didn’t say anything. Apparently one day she signed up for a dating app as a goof, and Danny was one of the guys who messaged her, and “one of the few who didn’t seem like a total fucking weirdo”. She said he made her laugh, so they met up for drinks and later brought him back to her place, where she said he made her feel like a real woman again.

While her and her ex had been “*kinky*” before (idk what she means by that, didn’t ask), she said that despite it being “*kinda vanilla*”, it still was miles better than the craziest shit she did with her ex. She was a bit confused afterwards, not knowing if it was actually that good, or if she was just feeling that way because she finally had someone “*cleaning out her pipes*”, so she sought him out for another go, and another, and another, apparently it just kept getting better, Then one evening out he brought her back to “his” place, and apparently she was a bit inebriated at first, so she didn’t realize until morning that it was my guesthouse.

After we got back to laughing at the absurdity of it all, she asked me how I managed to “get such a cute toy” to move in, and was shocked that it wasn’t anything like that. When I told her about *how* he came to be living with me, she just giggled and said “poor guy, his wife isn’t gonna want to stop seeing him.” and that gave me an thought, maybe she’s also on my backyard camera. Bree just laughed and said “probably, that shit’s hard to quit”. So, I got my phone out and started going through the mobile app. We had fun trying to guess who it was, as the women were of a wide age range – from girls who were likely his classmates, to older hoes like Bree (she didn’t seem to like that joke, I did). She did suggest I bring this up to him, even joking about “taking a cut of the proceeds, like a pimp.” which lead to me laughing my ass off at the coffee shop and attracting attention from everyone near by.

I think I’ll do something to the TV and ask Danny to come in and help me fix it, and open the door to him bringing a seemingly excessive number of women back, and see where that goes. Who knows, maybe he will give me a “*piece of the action*”…

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/thif5a/finding_out_how_my_f_ho_friend_discovered_the