[MF] My roommate snuck in after a shitty Tinder hookup

pologies for the length and format. I’m typing this on my phone, still hungover and in bed.

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So I’ve had a thing with my roommate/neighbor. We’ve made out a bunch and fucked a few times, but we both kinda decided it wasn’t a good idea to date people under the same roof – especially with other people sharing that space as well. She’s this petite Filipino girl with little boobs and an ass so firm you’d think it’s carved from marble. She also has fantastic style that rarely includes a bra or underwear.
For reference, I’m a 6’1″ Italian dude with the beginnings of a dad bod.

Well last night I went out with some other roommates drinking, and we came back to the girl with another guy, just kinda chilling in the living room. She was kinda hanging on him with her leg propped over his. It was pretty obvious that herself and the date she brought home were a little wasted (as was the rest of the group I came back with lol). We chatted with them for a bit before breaking to our rooms respective to crash.

Well, me never being tired and slamming Vodka-redbulls, stayed up and heard the girl and date go upstairs. No lie, I’m a bit of a perv, so I swapped from porn to Reddit thinking maybe I could catch some noise through the ceiling. Well I did, and it was legit like 5 mins. Terrible showing from the dude. I heard footsteps down the stairs and the front door opening 15 mins later. Big oof.

So I tuck it into my mind thinking I’ll tease her later, and switch back to porn. I’m about 3/4 of the way to cum when I get a knock on my door. Startled the shit outa me tbh and I drop my phone with Aria Alexander getting stuffed still playing. I say “hello?” my door cracks and I see my roommate in a dark sliky nightie poking her head around the corner.

I decided to play coy and ask if she needed a condom for her man. She kinda chuckled and looked at the ground. I could tell she was embarrassed. So I asked semi-drunkenly asked another question. “Is your vibrator dead and you need batteries?”
This caused her eyes to shoot up and she kinda looked stunned. Probably due to my idiotic drunken bluntness. A little bit goes by before she laughs and blurts out “it’s rechargeable, no batteries”. I finally grab my phone and turn off the damn video before asking one final question. “Did your date disappoint so you came to the other dick in the house?”

After she hear this, we locked eyes for what felt like years. I honestly don’t know if any other words were said. All I remember is her coming in, closing the door, taking off her nightie and throwing it at me (idk if I caught it but I threw it onto my desk), and then climbing on top of me to make out wearing only a thong.

We made out for a while before her hands wandered to my crotch. She broke the kiss and immediately goes down on me, and is in full ass blowjob mode. Like holy shit, I’m talking immediate deepthroat and 2 hands.
I had to grab her arm and pull her back up before I disappointed her too. I said that I was already close from jacking off, and she smiles at me before grabbing on and going to town again. At this point I’m desperate, so I had to grab her arm and pull it behind her before flipping her over. She’s now laying on top of me, her back on my chest, grinding that perfect ass still into my crotch. I think I said something dumb like “two can play that game” before my hand got between her legs.

I go to town fingering her while she lays on my chest. I’m pretty good with my fingers (subtle brag), so she soon forgot about teasing me and started gripping the sheets. I was able to let go of her arm and go one hand fingering, one hand on clit, and she melted into me. A few minutes if this later, she was covering her mouth while her legs spazzed.

After catching her breath, she flips over and starts grinding her soaking wet pussy on my dick. I know I’m not lasting long enough to fuck, and told her so. She got this little frown before a devilish grin covered her face. This is one of the few things I remember verbatim – she said “then let’s see who gives better head”. Jesus, She’s cheesier than me.
She plops that BEAUTY of an ass on my face, before going to town again on my dick. Deepthroat, two hands, tonguing full shaft, ton of spit – she wants it baaaaaaadd. Now, of course me, not to be outdone, dives right into that soaked pussy. She’s one of those girls that can rapid-fire orgasms, so it’s not long before her legs are shaking again. Absolutely GOAT’ed feeling is a girl stifling her orgasm moans by sticking your dick in her throat. 25/10.

It’s probably about 10 mins and two female orgasms later before I squeeze that firm ass and blow my load in her mouth. We both kinda lay for a second catching our breath. She eventually leans up, gives me a nice long kiss, and says “I really needed that”

She did go back to her room – much easier to sneak around at 3am and not 10am. We don’t want our other roommates knowing she just used me as a sex toy lmao. She also texted me this morning saying “Don’t worry, my vibrator is all charged up now 😉”

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Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/tclppl/mf_my_roommate_snuck_in_after_a_shitty_tinder