[M]y [F]riend had the WEIRDEST kink! [MF]… continued.

I didn’t expect so many people to invest their time into this story, but thank you for your compliments and I’m glad you enjoyed reading. I know that some of my terms of describing body parts may have disagreed with some of you but its to keep it in lighthearted humour in relation to this story. And as I’ve already mentioned i do not like the constant repetition of sexual words like “pussy or cock” throughout stories. I find them distasteful.

Continued….

“Why you panicking? Do you not want a baby with me?”

“Er… i- n”

“Oh shut up I’m joking, of course i am”

Deep sigh of relief…

She squeezed her legs together crossing her thighs

“Whats wrong?”

“Will you grab me some tissues please?”

“Nah”

“Please, just get me some tissue DO YOU WANT CUM ON YOUR CARPET!!”

“Eww Beth!”

“Hurry up then!”

I ran to the kitchen for paper towels and handed the roll to her, she unraveled a pile and placed it under her now ham and mayo sandwich and waddled upstairs

“Im going for a shower”

“Okay”

This I couldn’t miss out on. I switched everything off, locked up, finally peeled back the gloves from my sweaty shrivelled up pruned fingers and went upstairs.

She was already in the shower, i peered my head around the door..

“Heeeeeey”

She looked at me with a grin

“Can i help you?”

“Maybe..”

“Do you wanna get in?”

I was already underdressing

“Yes i do”

This was the first time id seen her stood completely nude head to toe, and what a sight! Her skin is naturally tanned. She has BIG boobs and her areola’s though big they’re perfectly proportioned to her breast size, her nipples are small like little m&m’s

My eyes completely fixated on her breasts, I jump in the shower and get behind her

“Don’t get my hair wet”

“you’re in a shower…”

“I know, but then I’ll have wash it and its late i cant be bothered”

It was getting on past 1am by this point.

I pressed my body against her, my semi hard vip member firmly in between her crack. With a handful of soap i ran my hands down the sides of her body caressing her curves and back up cupping the underside of her boobs, basically pretending to help wash her but i just wanted to get to those nipples!

Eventually i did, and i ran my fingers over her nipples, feeling them harden and twang against the inside of my fingers, she pushed back onto me with a soft moan making me hard as a rock yet again. But obviously this wasn’t happening in the shower, if you’ve tried it you’ll know exactly what I mean. But it just doesn’t work!

We left the shower and dried up, she was obviously staying with me, which wasn’t actually uncommon, she had done so plenty of times before but the first few times id sleep on the sofa.

Eventually for comfort reasons i shared a bed with her, but despite our close proximity we never tried it on. Only the odd occasion id wake up with my arms around her. Awwwww i know i know. But fuck me she’s annoying to sleep with! She literally sleeps sideways leaving me with 1/5th of the bed

“Can i have a pair of your boxers?”

Remembering her cream soaked knickers

“Yeah sure”

She put them on and DAYUM! her arse looked so good in them

“Yes Beth! Give us a twirl!”

I clapped in amusement whilst she span around.

We finally got our drunken arses to bed, i switched the tv on but we were both finished. Within a few minutes we’re dead to the world.

Sunday morning i woke up. Im lucky to never suffer from hangovers, i had my usual morning wood, comfortably burrowed in between her arse cheeks, as soon as I realised, before id even opened my eyes I couldn’t help but hump the shit out of that big round beautiful peach. She woke up and pushed back. Oh yes! I was horny as fuck. I wasted no time slipping her… my boxers down, lifting her leg i rubbed my tip against her muffin. She become wet immediately and i pushed my way in.

She responded by planting her arse pushing my cock deeper inside her. Moans in the morning is one hell of a noise to wake up to. I began to pump,
Not even 2 minutes in and…

“Oh shit”

Id burst my ropes inside her yet again. I slowed in shame, desperately trying to disguise my spasming nob chucking ropes deep inside her. Her head snaps back

“Are you cumming?!”

“N-n-no”

“Yes you are i can feel it!”

“Okay.. yes”

“Oh my god. Wow that was fast!”

My excuses rolled off my tongue one after the another

“It’s difficult in the morning..”

“Its fine”

“I was probably hard for hours in my sleep..”

“Its fine don’t worry”

“..and I’m super sensitive in the morning i cant help it!”

“Its fine! Shut up! I’m actually impressed i can do that to you”

……

“Im getting up, do you want coffee?”

“Noo I’ll just look at you enjoying yours?”

……

“Is that a yes?”

“Yes Beth, coffee please”

We went down, made breakfast and took my dog out. There isn’t much more to write about that day. We left each-others company around 2pm and I didn’t see her until the following Wednesday.

I could write page after page of us, months have past since, but to draw this story to a close and and answer the question.

No, we’re still not “officially” a couple, as disappointing as it may seem. We obviously contemplated it many of times but the conclusion was drawn when we realised that, if we enter a fully committed relationship with one another, and should it go wrong we could completely tarnish everything we have. We still have ALOT of fun together and yes we still fuck. And theres little to no limits between us, if i come home dressed as little red riding hood and i want her to play the big bad wolf, thats what we’d do…. Except for her bum, thats off limits although she did grant me a try once, bless her. Resulted in her scurrying up the bed yelling..

“No! No no no no go away!!” So we didn’t try again.

She practically lives with me most of the time. We’re everything the same as a “couple” but without commitments. I love her and she loves me, but I wouldn’t say we’re madly “IN” love with eachother.

We have fun thats the main thing. I don’t know what the future holds but for now we just roll with it, and we’re happy doing so.

I enjoy writing, and i have some more stories to follow, prior to my encounter with Beth. Although they’re not as lighthearted and humorous as this one. They’ll be a good read a still very bizarre situations I’ve been in.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/t9mx64/my_friend_had_the_weirdest_kink_mf_continued