[M]y [F]riend had the WEIRDEST kink! [MF]

I have a girlfriend…Not the relationship type, Beth. Our friendship goes way back to when we were kids. We lived on the same street and she used to date my best friend. After their break up we remained in contact but completely in the friend-zone with eachother.

We’re both 30 now.

We’re sort of like pen pals, we texted, called and face-timed eachother regularly, she’d call me if she had a shit day and we’d put the world to rights and id do the same visa-versa.

On occasions we’d meet up, go for a drink, meals, sometimes we’d go to her place other times mine, we’d watch films, tv programs.. the normal stuff mutual friends do.

Given the amount of time we spend with eachother we’re both very comfortable companions, i have no embarrassment with her and feel i could say whatever i had on my mind.

Beth isn’t a ‘girly-girl’ she doesn’t bother with make up, dressing up in fancy frilly dresses or lusting over a perfect prince, her skin is always natural and so is her attitude, she has very dark blonde hair, neither slim nor chubby and not tall in the slightest, probably 5’1 held upside down at her ankles, but she’s a very good looking girl.

Its not her looks that i find attractive but her personality.. its a 10/10 and she’s funny! She can make me burst into laughter from a facial expression alone.

One Saturday a few months ago, we arranged to meet up at a bar and grill for a couple of drinks. Its a 5 minute walk from mine so I happily obliged. We didn’t go there to eat, we just wanted a catch up over a couple of drinks and watch the world go by basking in the ambiance of each drunken fool that walked in.

Spurting our usual crap, we’d downed enough alcohol to make us merry, we ended up on the conversation of sex. Sexual experiences, partners etc. it wasn’t a topic we often spoke about but it made way for new conversation.

We engaged into the topic of weird and wonderful fetishes, laughing about a recent tv program showing people in sexual relationships with objects.. like the man with his car.

She asked me,

“Have you got any fetishes?”

“Not really no, I enjoy abit of rough play and maybe dress up and role playing, but otherwise no”.

With the alcohol talking she let something slip,

“I have one..”

“Go on?….”

“Actually, no. Im not telling you!”

“Aww go on beth I wanna know?”

“No, seriously its embarrassing”

“Okay. Fine”

I wasn’t going to force her into telling me something she wasn’t comfortable with so I left it at that.

With the night progressing the bar became busy with an influx of people making there way in, desperate for a night out after the covid lock down, it become pretty loud, and I made the decision for us to leave.

“Shall we go back to mine and watch a film?”

“Yeah, sounds good!”

We get to my place, i dim the lights, draw the curtains, pour myself a JD and coke and her a gin and tonic. We sat down watching stranger things.

By the time the episode was finished we was both at the stage of very intoxicated but still functional, there was never anything sexual between us but she was comfortable lay with her feet up on me whilst i stroked and rubbed her legs.

I jumped up,

“Another drink?”

“Go on then…”

Made my way to the kitchen and poured out another two glasses. My curiosity peaked at what she mentioned earlier…

I shouted from the kitchen to the living room,

“So go on.. whats your kink?”

“Im not telling you!”

Walked back in and passed over her gin.

“Come on Im dying to know now! you was about to tell me before”

“For god sake”

“…….”

“Promise you wont laugh?”

“I wont laugh Beth. You can tell me anything.. i promise”

“Okay… well…”

“…I think, ive got a thing for the dentist..”

“I don’t understand…?”

“Well, not actually for going to the dentist, but you know when they poke around in your mouth with the rubber gloves?“

“Yeah…”

“.. well…. It, kinda turns me on abit”

I burst out in laughter, tears almost streaming down my face,

“STOP IT!! You said you wouldn’t laugh!!”

She slapped my arm!

“Im sorry Beth, I’m not laughing at you its just…. Thats really weird! Ive never heard something like that before!”

“Yeah well now you know so shut up about it!”

Before we moved onto the next episode i needed the bathroom.

“Dont start it yet! I’ll be back in a sec”

I ran upstairs, swaying side to side as i emptied my bladder. I couldn’t help but laugh to myself at what she’d just confessed to me, then I remembered something…

Id bought a costume for a halloween party a year back that got cancelled. Id never wore it but it was a ‘mad scientist’ costume that came with a long white overall i planned to ‘bloody up’.

With what I thought a great idea, i ran to the wardrobe and pulled it out. Ran back downstairs to the garage where i had a box of blue latex rubber gloves and headed back upstairs…

“What the hell are you doing!?”

“Nothing!!”

I ran to my room, put on the overall, a pair of reading glasses i never use and gloved my hands.

I walked back downstairs giggling, my only intention was to wind her up. I walked in the room..

“Ta daaa!”

She buried her head in her hands

“Oh my god!”

“Do you like?” As i span around showing my costume

“You’re such a dick!!”

“Oh come on now miss *****, I believe you’re here for an oral examination this morning?”

“Stop it.”

I puffed up the pillow behind her

“Please miss *****, lie down.”

I didn’t actually expect her to, but with the alcohol flowing through our veins, our judgements seemed hazy.

She lay down, and I continued with the flow of roll play.

“Open wide please miss”

“Wait.. your not actually gonna stick your fingers in my mouth are you?”

“Of course i am. I want you to have the full experience”

She actually opened her mouth!!

I ran my gloved index finger into her mouth. Stretching her cheeks and running my finger tips along her gums.

“Excellent miss *****, everything seems to be in check”

It wasn’t until i pulled my finger back to her bottom lip that the mood changed. Suddenly… she closed her eyes and began sucking on my rubbered finger with enthusiasm.

The room had gone silent, i could only hear the slight muffled voices from the tv as i watched her literally performing oral on my finger… and it felt pretty good!!

A friend i had no sexual desire towards, suddenly made my cock twitch as i grew harder and harder with every suck!…. Clearly id pushed one step to far.

No doubt the situation had got a little… unusual.

… i was stood in my living room with a scientists costume on whilst one of my closest friends sucked on my gloved finger. How much eventful could it get?… alot more is the answer.

Regardless, the warmth of her mouth wrapped around my finger had my cock absolutely raging for freedom!

I remained completely silent, after all what was i going to say?…. “Oh yeah Beth you suck that finger you dirty girl!”

I placed my other hand onto her thigh and gradually onto the her mound of glory… very lightly! Remember this was out of bounds! A part of her body i never imagined touching, hell, even considered the idea before!

With a very subtle hip thrust she indicated she was happy for me to proceed.

And proceed i did! I ran my gloved hand down, giving her the suggestion to prise her legs apart allowing my access and firmly rubbed the length of her pussy through her leggings whilst she continued to indulge on my finger.

This made her horny as hell! She blurted out a moan, reaching out her arm fumbling for my tackle,

i twisted my hips towards her and she grabbed ahold, rubbing my young man through my pants i could feel the precum being squeezed out from me,

two quick tugs on my pants i slid them down and she clasped her tiny hands around my now bursting cock. She jerked me so hard with such passion I’m lucky I didn’t blow my load all over her there and then!

The pleasure needed to be returned, i yanked on her leggings, she lifted her hips granting me the ease to pull them down over her curved hips and thick thighs.

“Wow!”

i immediately noticed her huge damp patch seeping from her wet snatch through her knickers, eagerly pulling them down to investigate revealing one of most beautiful ham sandwiches my eyes could witness!

With my still gloved hand i worked my way into her drenched hole, slipping in one finger then two…

Okay…So

dimly lit living room, my closest friend lay on my sofa. My pants around my ankles whilst she violently jerked me off. Me in a fucking scientist costume wearing glasses resting on my nose. One gloved hand stuffed in her mouth. My other gloved hand stuffed deep in her pie. Netflix paused in the background… and oh! I have a dog I didn’t mention.. he was lay in his bed, ears pinned back watching the horror unfold….can you imagine if I left my curtains open and my neighbours could see what was going on?

Her moans only become louder, really spurring me on i began to powerblast the shit out of her muffin. The noise… i wont even mention, just use your imagination, but i will add, rubber gloves.….they squeak.

The more furiously i fingered her, the harder she began to bite my fingers!

“Ow! Jesus Beth calm down your gonna bite my fucking finger off!”

And i rarely used profanity around her!

She said with gasps

“Im sorry!, im sorry!, im sorry!”

Repeatedly whilst i drove my fingers into her. To the point where i had to cover her mouth like a factory reset button

My wrist began to ache because of the awkward angle.

As i pulled my fingers out, i looked down to the whipped cream her pussy layered on my glove, the biggest urge for a taste overcome me and i licked up her white sauce from my index finger.

She looked directly at me and watched, I thought she’d be absolutely appalled…disgusted even at what id just done. But shit the bed! was i wrong….

She turned into a fucking wild animal! Almost growling, a cloud of insanity glistening in her eyes. Clawed herself up from the sofa and launched me down flat on my arse. POW!

My overalls where made of some cheap shit material that started making my arms itch somewhat crazy! as i went to pull it off she stopped me and literally begged.

“Please!…. Please leave it on!”

“Okay.. okay…chill!”

Clearly id accidentally stumbled across her long desired fantasy to be fucked by her dentist.. or me? I couldn’t tell!

She dived to her knees planting herself in between my legs, ripping them open like a packet of Cheeto’s

Lunged her head towards my cock, down to my balls and licked her way up my shaft

“Whoa! Holy Crap!” I yelled

She moaned out,

“You taste so good! Put your hands on me…please!!”

I placed my hands around her cheeks. My fingers under her chin and guided her mouth over my cock.

She advanced to sucking the sins out of me whilst humming her moans through her throat vibrating my milk straw.

I had no idea she was so good at blowjobs! I had to ask

“Erm Beth?…”

“Mmmmhhummmm?“ she replied with a mouth full of cock

“Can you just turn it down a notch?!”

Completely ignoring my request she continued to suck harder!

With the fear of exploding my ropes deep into her throat prematurely and the taste of her pussy lingering on my tongue, i pushed her back.

“Come up here now!!”

I lay down on the sofa and watched her beautiful big round arse climb over me, squatting her pussy infront of my face.

I grabbed ahold of her arse with both hands pulling towards me and let me tell you….. i fucking lapped that pussy like it was my first hot dinner!

My drunken slurs tumble out of my mouth

“In for a penny in for a pound!”

“You DID NOT just say that?!”

She began to suck the Lord out of me again, hard whilst i ate her fruits. If theres one thing that makes me cum extremely quickly its this… i simply cannot handle a pussy in my face whilst my cock is being sucked its way too much for me.

To prolong the time as much as possible i had to push her head away with my hands and literally guard my cock from her nuzzling mouth trying to eat me alive! I just gave her a finger to lick and she was happy licking sucking and nibbling that, She REALLY likes these gloves!

I continued to indulge on her, i was so drunk and in the moment i just used my face like a wipe, covered forehead to chin with her cream I shouted

“STOP!”

she was only tiny, she weighed so little I could easily pick her up and man handle her to a position of my choosing, i lifted her up,
legs wrapped around my waste,

our flushed red faces collide and we kissed with tongues deep in each others drunken mouth for the first time in 18 years

About to lose my balance I stumbled around with her clenched around me like a baby chimp, slammed her down on the sofa…. WHAM!

If it wasn’t for my sticky face, itching arms or my hands sweating profusely beneath my gloves it would of been quite a romantic setting

“What do you want me to do with you?” I asked

“I want you to fuck me baby boy!”

I paused briefly..

Beth knew i hated that word, i hate being called “babe or baby” but sometimes, when she was really happy with me she’d call me her baby boy…. Though id never heard it in this context before and honestly i loved it!

“Looks like you need a filling miss ****”

“Oh yes! give me my filling baby boy”

“Do you want me to drill your pussy miss ****”

“drill me!”

“Shall i-..”

“-alright shut up now!”

“Okay…”

No time for a rubber, i didn’t have one anyway, with her knees up, feet on-top of the cushion i slipped my way inside. Slowly at first feeling her snatch grip ahold of me, loosening her up with every stroke whilst’s she gasped out

In the heat of the moment i went in for another kiss… but she wouldn’t stop moaning whilst I buried my cock into her, have you ever tried to kiss someone whilst they’re moaning? you just end up kissing an open hole whilst animal noises get hurled at you..

My first brief moment of realisation sunk in, i was fucking my friend, this just didn’t seem right! what would our friendship become after this… then she pulled up her top. My eyes popped out of my head at the sight of her waaaaaay bigger than I thought tits

“Wow! Beth! Where did those come from!”

I pumped harder watching them bounce up and down like water balloons through the top of her bra, with every deep thrust she responded with a moan.

I pulled all the way out and trusted myself inside her hard… once, twice, the third time.. thats when the queefs started, the gush of air passing my cock fluttering onto my balls felt great but the noise that followed had us nearly in tears with laughter,

“Right stop it now!”

with what sounded like a musical brass band playing in my living room, my knees started killing me from bending down to her level, i lifted her up again walking her to the arm of my sofa, i bent her over so I could stand and thrusted myself back inside, her arse rippling every-time my pelvis collided with her cheeks CLAP CLAP CLAP

I didn’t have much left in me

“Beth?”

“Ohh sssshhhh dont stop!”

I knew she was close but the overwhelming feeling of cum rushing its way out of me was too overpowering

“B-Beth?”

“Oh my god yes don’t stop!”

“BETH!!”….

“…Im gonna cum!”

“No no no no keep going!”

“I C-CAN’T! Oh shit!”

“Just do it! Just do it!”

I had no intention to cum inside her, my aim was to pull out and blow my load over her arse but as my ropes burst out of me the feeling was so intense I buried my way deep inside her, firing rope after rope of hot cum into my friends pussy, every pulse followed by her moans

“Oh my god! Feels soo good!”

I slowed and stopped. Letting my cock go soft inside her before pulling out. My post nut clarity kicked in. I froze.

“Er beth? You are on birth control…. Aren’t you?”

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