Over the past several days I’ve been thinking about the 2 messiest sexual experiences that I’ve ever had. My wife handed me her grooly wet Victoria’s Secret thing to jack off to and it got me thinking even more about those experiences. One was with my fuck buddy that I had about 11 years ago and the other was with my wife last summer. Both are were incredible but I will let you the readers decide which is turns you on more.
Experience #1
Tiffany was a girl I met when I was 22 after graduating college. We had a lot of the same friends and lived in the same apartment complex. Our conversations were always “hi how’s it going? Good how about you?” and that’s pretty much it. Until one day at a pool party at the start of the 2011 summer.
We made out at the pool and then later that night fucked each other’s brains out multiple times. This would continue throughout the summer and into the fall. She was 25 and was very put together. She had expensive tastes, a great corporate finance job and was all business. Get a little bit of alcohol in her and get her horny… she was a completely different person. She loved porn and had a kink for being dominant. She told me once she used to peg her college boyfriend.
Tiff wasn’t the hottest girl I had been with but she was good looking. She was 5’5, fair skin, blue eyes, and brown hair. For someone who worked out all the time, her body wasn’t super defined but it was curvy in the best places. The years of doing crossfit and running had given her thighs that could crush a watermelon and her ass was fucking spectacular. Her tits were an A cup but she had cute pink nipples that were so much fun to suck on and hear her moan. I recently discovered the retired pornstar Jodi Taylor and that’s almost exactly what Tiffany looked like. Their body, the orgasmic facial expression, and even the way their white skin would get blushed.
She LOVED to be fucked from behind. In fact the first time we fucked, she almost sounded offended that I didn’t ask to fuck her doggystyle because she knew how great and fat of an ass she had. She was pretty kinky and would do things like scoop out the cum from her ass crack when I pulled out and and lick it off her fingers. She did that for our first time!
Tiff and I had an arrangement that anytime she felt like being eaten out she could call me and I’d be there and typically get nothing in return. Typically it would be after she worked out and she would sit her sweaty pussy on my face. It opened my eyes to brand new kink that I now enjoy with my wife.
So one night we were at a party at our friend Sean’s house. Sean’s ex gf, Michelle was was in the crowd of about 20-25 people. They were still fucking on and off despite being single. Sean told me that Michelle squirted and it grossed him out. He hates any bodily fluid so getting soaked with squirt made him gag. Michelle was hot little tan brunette with fake tits. She was a screamer when it came to sex. I know this because anytime she had sex with Sean everyone could hear it and we’re pretty sure she liked it that way.
Fast forward to later that night, everyone is pretty drunk. Tiffany has been fingering herself and would discreetly let me know by showing me her wet fingers. This was her way of telling me she wants to fuck. Michelle and Sean get in a pretty big argument out in the backyard so this gives us the perfect opportunity to sneak . We go to find a private place to get in a quickie so we chose Sean’s upstairs master bathroom.
I lift up Tiff’s sundress and start eating her pussy. The plan is to eat her out on the bathroom counter, fuck her and then show back up at the party after the drama has cooled down. As I’m buried in her legs she taps my head and whispers “I think some one is in the bedroom.” I get up off my knees and I can hear Michelle in the bedroom saying “fuck Sean” and other similar things. We hear what sounds like a drawer open. We then hear the familiar sounds of a vibrator. Michelle is still drunkenly rambling and cursing Sean’s name and then she says something along the lines of I’ll show you.
Next thing we know we hear her fucking herself pretty loudly. I start fingering Tiffany as we make out to Michelle’s orgasmic moans. Tiffany is soaked and makes me suck her juices off of my fingers. I slowly slide my cock in Tiffany from behind as we quietly fuck. We then hear a loud “oh fuck” followed by what sounds like someone pouring water out of a cup onto something, less than a minute later we hear it again and then one last time. We both realized Michelle squirted. Michelle then says “enjoy cleaning up that mess you motherfucker” and opens the bedroom door and leaves.
We speed up our fucking a bit now that’s she’s gone but we say fuck this and decide to go fuck on Sean’s little couch in his bedroom. The room is kinda dark and it smells like pussy. I carry Tiffany with her legs wrapped around me and place her on the couch.
SQUISH… the couch was soaked. And on the arm rest was the vibrating dildo that caused the wet couch. We turned on the lamp and a massive wet spot with what was left of a creamy white colored puddle still on there. The rest was all over Tiff’s ass. To my surprise she sat back in the squirt and pulled me into her and said “fuck me here now!”
She wanted to be fucked in Michelle’s orgasmic mess. I bent her over the seat of the couch so her upper body was right in the spot and I slid my cock in her from behind. Neither one of us last long that session. With each thrust I could hear her body slosh around in the cum. She then looked back with her tongue out and proceeded to lick up some of Michelle’s cum and just like that I hit the point of no return so I flipped her over and came all over her pink tits. She had a mixture of sweat, squirt and cum all over her tits up to her face. I then ate her out for another minute as she rubbed her cum covered tits and came. We both went to the bathroom and wiped up before we snuck out to make the short walk back to our apartment.
We couldn’t go back into that party we were covered in cum and smelled like sex. We went back to her place and showered and I told her how hot it was that she licked the cum. That’s when she told me she was caught up in the moment and it made her so horny and dirty just like when we would have sweaty post workout sex.
We found out that Sean saw Michelle’s mess and instantly threw the couch out. Michelle got a reputation as a bit of a loose cannon and fell out with most of the group. To this day, we didn’t tell any of our friends that we also fucked on that couch.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/t4rj06/mf_messy_dirty_sex_the_fwb_and_the_couch