What is it with females suddenly wanting the ‘*penny tour* instead of the ‘*dime tour*’?
First Lola and Maxine. Now Riley.
Ok technically Lola got the ‘*penny tour*’ as Maxine slipped into my room when people were throwing up. But Still.
Not that I’m complaining or anything…..ok a little bit as the timing at the moment sucked.
I looked at Riley who was staring at my *friend*, “Ummmm I don’t think we can go to my **room**.”
She looked up at me, “Why is that?”
I spoke, “Because….it’s…..occupied.”
Riley looked at me and spoke flatly, “Relationship?”
I spoke with a high pitched, “Sort of.”
That caused Riley to raise her eyebrow but spoke, “But there’s still a female up in your room?”
I nodded not mentioning it was two different females…..or it was a mother daughter combo.
She continued, “That you are fucking?”
I nodded again.
She sighed but looked at me as she squinted, “But you’re ‘*sort of*’ in a relationship?”
I sighed, “It’s complicated.”
She nodded, “Fair enough.”
She then walked around the island and sat down, “Forget I asked.”
I looked at her as I turned, “Don’t get me wrong Riley I’d definitely would **love** to take you upstairs.”
She held up her hand, “Nevermind. I’m not getting in the way of ANY relationship.”
I looked at her and frowned as if almost kicking myself for saying anything but tried a different ploy, “If it helps my situation it’s two different girl’s.”
If only I said we could go to my man cave I could have succeeded but my dumbass had to say something.
Riley pinched her nose as I heard her mutter, “Great another ‘*open*’ person. Why do I keep finding ‘*open*’ people?”
She looked at me and then down at my *friend* before she looked up at me, “You’re daughter is right.” She picked up her mug and realized it was empty before setting it down. She pushed the cup towards me, “It’s a shame because it does look delicious.” She pointed to the cup, “Can I get a refill?”
A little disappointed in myself I turned and started grinding up beans to use both presses while I filled the water in the kettle. Then when the beans were ground I poured equal amounts into both presses and when the kettle started whistling I poured the hot water into both pots to seep before I pressed.
Riley smiled, “So back to the conversation at hand. What’s in it for me?”
I decided to try a different ploy as I turned to face her, “How about we go to YOUR place to finish this topic?”
She smiled, “Tempting but no. I’ve already almost ruined a relationship with a couple of teenagers. I’m not about to ruin an *Almost Relationship*.”
She looked down at my hanging friend and licked her lips before looking at me, “No matter how delicious it looks.” She sighed, “I’m afraid that *PRICE* is too high.”
I pointed to her, specifically obvious protrusions in her dress, “I think other parts of your body would disagree.”
She looked down at her body noticing the protrusions that were poking through her red dress before she looked up at me and smiled, “Yeah well **THEY** don’t get to choose.” She pointed down to my *friend*, “Just like he doesn’t get to choose.”
She looked up at me, “But seriously what’s in it for me?”
I smiled, “Well can’t blame a guy for trying.” I leaned against the island while I waited for the coffee to seep long enough, “What would you like?”
I smiled at her, “Dinner perhaps?”
She rolled her eyes before she shook her head.
She turned her head towards the bedrooms before looking at me, “I want them.”
I rose my eyebrow, “Excuse me?”
She smiled at me, “Just want to test them. Nothing too strenuous.”
I looked at her remembering her *title*, “They’re not for sale.”
Riley laughed, “I’m not asking to buy them. I just want to test them. That’s it. Nothing more nothing less.”
I looked at her, “Uh huh and IF their results come back favorable?”
She smiled, “Then we can talk before I bring it up to them.”
I looked towards my girl’s rooms and thought about the *consequences* if I let Dr. Braxter and her Muschi people *test* my daughter’s.
I looked at her, “Promise you talk to **me** first?”
She mimicked crossing her heart, “Promise.”
I squinted at her before I sighed, “Fine. So are you willing to help?”
She smiled, “Sure just let me go get my bag.”
She stood up and walked out of my house. I watched her through the window to see her go to her high class car, open the trunk and retrieve a big ass medical bag.
She came back into the house and looked at me, “Have a preference where we do this?”
I sighed, “What do you need?”
She smiled, “Just blood. That’s it…..for now.”
I called out loud, “SAVANNA!!! MACKENZIE!!! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE NOW!!!”
I picked up my phone off the table and sent texts to the remaining individuals who weren’t home and sent them texts asking when they would be home.
Savanna immediately ran out still in the buff and looked at me wide eyed, “What! What!”
I pointed to Riley, “She needs some blood. Please sit and let her get what she needs.”
Savanna bounced, “Do I have to? I’m in the middle of a tournament daddy.”
I looked at her, “Please honey.”
She tipped her head back and groaned before looking at Riley, “Can you do it in my room while I play?”
Riley looked at me, “Is it alright?”
I groaned pinching my nose and waved my hand, “Go deal with her while I kick Mackenzie.”
Riley nodded as they went off to Savanna’s room. On my way to kick Mackenzie awake I slipped my *friend* back into his home.
About four hours later and an awkward conversation later Riley left with the blood she wanted and walked out my door without saying another word.
As Riley left Lola looked at her, “Remind me again why she was here?”
I groaned, “Remember my eyes?”
Lola nodded.
I pointed to the disappeared Riley Braxter and spoke, “She’s an expert in that field when it comes to what **I** and **STACEY** did that created them.”
Lola spoke, “Oh.”
Maxine spoke, “But who wears a revealing dress like that?”
Lola looked at her daughter, “Exactly.”
I groaned, “I don’t know. Maybe she prefers dressing like that.”
Lola looked at me, “You sure she wasn’t here for a **date**?”
Maxine added, “If I was **trying** to convince someone of going on a date that dress would **always** seal the deal.”
I looked at Maxine, “Coming from a girl who wore a nearly see through dress?”
She looked at me with a smile, “Got you to notice me didn’t it?”
I bowed my head and spoke, “Yes, yes it did.”
I turned and walked away leaving Lola and Maxine in the living room as Heather and Nicole were still furiously cooking Nicole’s meal prep meals for the next week or so before Nicole went off for her trip. Lola AND Maxine called out, “Hey where are you going?”
I looked at them, “My room to get ready for tonight’s game night. Or have you forgotten?”
Lola blinked, “Oh right.”
Lola and Maxine followed me into my room like they were lost puppies. I turned my head back to them, “And where do **you** think you’re going?”
Lola smiled, “Shower with you of course.”
Maxine looked at me and smiled.
I bowed my head semi defeated and semi happy.
I walked into the bathroom after tossing my phone onto my bed and letting my pointless pajama’s drop vowing to either destroy the damn things or sew in boxer’s so I don’t have to remember to wear underwear with the damn things as they keep getting me into *trouble*.
I walked over to my shower and stepped in letting both Maxine and Lola enter into my shower with me.
Before I turned on the shower I looked at Lola, “Ball?”
She smiled as she nodded.
I spoke again, “Laced or unlaced?”
She smiled evilly, “You’ll have to figure out which one.”
I rolled my eyes but turned on the shower and set the temp.
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