How I Made My Best Friend’s Ex-Gf / Current Roommate Squirt All Over the Couch and I [MF]

Okay, long time lurker here. Here is the story about how I made my best friends ex GF / current roommate squirt all over me and my couch.

THIS IS REALLY LONG, but I know you perverts like dirty story time. ;)

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Okay, so I’m 27m. 5’10” 150lbs average height, average weight, average dick. In shape and a workaholic. I have a baby face which makes me look like I am 19 so I don’t get too many girls cause I’m not a “manly” type, nor do I show off my money.

Here we go, a preface: So, I moved to a different state when I was 22 with some friends. There were about 6 of us. We all came here as friends to start a business together. There was 5 guys and one girl, Victoria, Who we will get to later, that my friend met recently. We all stayed together in a cool house with a pool and what not.

So, about a year later we all went our separate ways, including Victoria and my friend breaking up.

Fast forward 4 years later and lots of life struggles for all of us, and I’m living by myself and I just quit my, although good pay, mentally draining job. I have an extra room and know from prior talks with Victoria that she is looking for a room right now in my state. We have been in talks for the past few months about her needing a spot but I’ve kinda blown her off cause my situation was complicated. So now that I’m certain I need some help paying rent I thought “oh, why not?” “I’ve lived with her before.”

We have butted heads in the past but the last few months I have been texting with her back and forth just venting about our love lives, seeing how each others families are doing. Some light flirting and a little talk about our own sex lives but nothing too crazy or abnormal between friends. This girl is like my sister. We say I love you to each other when we get off the phone but in a platonic way.

But by GOD, this woman is an ABSOLUTE smokeshow. Same age as me, and exactly what I am attracted to sexually. Kinda short, skinny petite, very very nice sized chest, and a cute little ass and toned legs. Tan as caramel with a hint of Asian in her adorable face. She has skin as smooth as butter and from what I used to hear in our thin walls, is a little MINX in bed. I originally wanted to take her out before my buddy, but I had a gf for 8 years so my buddy got her first.

However, I’m single now, and so is she.
But she is one of my best friends ex’s.. so nothing will ever happen. So I tell her to move in. I’ll be a good boy (or so I thought.)

So after telling my buddy sorry that his ex is moving In and I’m pretending like I’m annoyed that I needed her help for rent and whatever, cause to be honest, she really is crazy af and I’ve seen her dark side, and it turns he doesn’t really care. He has always been the laid back type. He is also about to be married with his new beautiful fiancé and he even joked that if I wanted to go for it then go ahead and good luck!! Haha So cool, everyone is good.

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So, she gets all moved in and settled in. We don’t see each other too much for the first week as I am really busy with work and other things and she is busy with work as well.

About a week into her staying, we both were home at around 8pm one night. When I got home, she was finishing some late yoga in the living room and I asked her to keep her stuff out so I could get a quick exercise/stretch in on her mat.

She got up and started a shower and was doing some pre-shower lady stuff and so during that time, I was doing some light exercising and working up a little sweat.

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Sexy stuff starts here, but still long. Sorry.

When she came out of the shower, I was laying on the ground where I was recently stretching and just relaxing. I grabbed a joint off the ashtray (we are both heavy stoners) and sparked it. I told her to come smoke it with me. Surprisingly, she just came and sat down in her towel while she wrapped her hair. She also decided to put lotion on while she smoked too. I could not resist watching her put lotion on her shaved, tan legs while she had a joint in her mouth .They were smooth as coca butter. Something about the mood and setting, with the light hitting her soft skin while smoke was twirling in the air. It was straight out of a movie it felt like. After she was done hitting it one time, she passed the j back to me and kind of high zoned out a little too long and her weed induced staring gaze shifted towards me as I was topless.

I don’t think she realized I was watching her stare at me, and I asked her, “you like what you see?”

She snapped out of it and chuckled, caught and embarrassed, she snapped back: “Do YOU like what YOU see?” And glanced at herself in the towel.

I said, “Ya, I bet you taste amazing after that shower.” and I looked directly at the area of her pussy.

IDK WHY I SAID THAT. I’m impulsive. I snapped my eyes to her waiting for her to hit me or go to her bedroom

She didn’t say anything, but hit the joint again. We stared at each other kind of awkwardly but seriously. Almost with a “I dare you” kind of look. So I crawled towards her, and I gently grabbed one of her feet, and I started massaging her sole and then I pulled up her toes to my mouth, and started sucking on them very gently.. all while keeping eye contact. We have joked and teased before how she thinks her feet are just precious as gold so I thought she probably would like this and to no surprise, she started moaning like she was coming.

After about a minute of sucking on her clean and cute toes and massaging her foot, I then slowly started kissing up her legs; again, all while keeping eye contact. She started parting them ever so slightly and when the light hit her little pussy it was gleaming with juices leaking out. Prolly from me suckin on her toes..

So then, I traced my finger from her belly button to all the way to her asshole. She was very clean and shaved and I rubbed it for just a second and say, “Ooh you have a pretty little asshole too..” as she squirmed away not expecting that, but, she moaned in pleasure at the same time.

I then traced my finger all the way back up. When I got to the top I slowly, but gently, spread her clit wide open. I gave it a little wet kiss and then blew on it. As she shuddered, I sent my tongue from her asshole, alll the way to the clit, making sure to take all her juices up with me. I then started sucking her clit like a fuckin Hoover vacuum, and she started going crazy, just gushing and yelping.

After sucking her clit, I then licked up and down the inner and outer of both lips with equal time on each side. Every time I went down to her hole, her pussy gushed more juice on my tongue that I used to thoroughly clean her asshole and every centimeter of her beautiful flower. I got up and undid the rest of her towel and dragged my absolutely drenched face up her body while I kissed her up to her Goddess Breasts. This woman has like Triple Ds but only weighs like 110 pounds. And she LOVED it when I sucked on her nipples. As a man who was never breastfed, I stayed here for a minute and got some good boobie loving.

After that, I got off the bed, and took a drink of water, and she thought I was done.. HA. I then grabbed her lower body and pulled her to where her ass and pussy was at the edge of the bed.. she squealed. I asked her, “can you squirt?” She whimpered, “I have once, a long time ago.”.

“Well then, let’s give it a go then shall we?” She just smiled and chuckled, “okay”

As you might tell, others getting off is what gets me off.

So, I pushed her legs back and made her hold them back, one of the most smallest, cleanest, cutest little pussies was on full display for me.

This whole time she has been just whimpering and moaning my name over and over again. She kept saying, “I can’t believe we are doing this.” “You’re so good at this” And “this is so much better than I thought it was going to be.” (so she has fantasized about this before.)

I started to lick her again to get her really wet. After she got really going, I slid my left hand up to her throat and held her down and she immediately submitted. once my hand was n her throat she gushed immediately. After a bit of that I got up and rubbed my cock up and down her juices. getting lubed up. I stopped the head at her asshole. She gave me THE look and I said calmly, “just the tip, just trust me.”

I slowly slid my lubed up head into the cutest, cleanest asshole I’ve ever seen. She tensed up but I choked her a little harder and she relaxed after a second. It was really warm, but I’m not really into ass play, but we were here to make her squirt.

I left my head sitting where it was and then, I slid my right two fingers in her hot juicy wetness in a come hither motion (iykyk).

I started really really slow to build it up, while I used my choking hand to rub all over her body, play with her nipples, and her toes. I stroked myself and my balls with just my head in her ass and pulsed heavily while I was in her. This was sex heaven.

I started going faster and faster until she started to basically scream. Then, when I started choking her again, she started making some unexpected low gutteral noises and her pussy started to push my hand out.

We were at the finish line so I held her down by her throat with my arm down her chest and I went full speed on her G-Spot. Eventually, My hand accidentally slipped out of her and she just EXPLODED all over my face, chest, couch, floor, etc… This girl was having a fucking seizure with a fire hose coming out her pussy.

I sat next to her on the couch after I was done while she convulsed and calmed down. As I was just playing with my own hard dick, she turned around and just said “WTF!”

I lol’d and said, “just a friend helping a friend”

She sighed and said “man, that was crazy, no one has ever done that to me, except myself, only like one time. And we didn’t even fuck.” As she got up from laying on her back she saw her mess. “Omg I’m so sorry for the couch and mess that is so gross I’m sorry”

She then turned to look at me, we made eye contact and said nothing.. she looked down to my rock hard dick in my hand, and without saying a word just leaned down and started sucking.

After just a few strokes, I had her saddle me on the couch while we both were sitting up. She guided her still super wet pussy onto me and with a little work, she grinded all the way to the bottom. I have what you can call an average dick. It’s about 6 inches really hard, and decent girth. Women say it gets the job done but as you can see I don’t need just my dick. However, when she slid all the way to the bottom she screamed “OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD” probably a little too loud. I may have an average size but with how small she is, I swear I was breaking the cervix wall. She stayed there for a second and her inside muscles just felt insane on me.

As she started to slide up and down my rock hard cock, all you could see was juices dripping down. We were both sweaty, sticky, and with every slap when she bottomed out, it got me just a little closer. I asked her where I could come, and she said “anywhere but in me” and so when I got close, i pulled out, picked her up and threw her on her back, got over her chest, and had such a shaking orgasm. I came all over her big nice big tits and some on her face while she swirled and played with my cum with her fingers.

She said, “Jesus Christ, OP, that was by best sex I’ve ever had.”

I thought she was just saying that but now that I typed it out, that was probably top 3 the hottest and most passionate sex I’ve ever had. It was ecstasy for both of us.

HOLY FUCK, I was spent, and this is where the post nut clarity hit. I looked at her and said, “look…” and she said “no worries, just one friend helping another. Nothing else.” “No one knows”.

After that, we cuddled on the small couch and touched each other’s soft skins for a few minutes, then we got up and got dressed. She told me that was the best dicking she ever had and thanked me because she knows it had been a while for both of us..

We then watched a movie, smoked and passed out on opposite couches cause we were both just spent. It’s been a few days now. It’s like it never happened and we both go about business as usual. Nothing awkward at all. I feel we are both a little too nice to each other now though lol.

I feel terrible because I told myself I would never do that with a buddy’s ex but he lives in a different state now. This one was just hard considering it was right there. and it was no strings attached. I don’t know if I want to do that again, but if it does happen, I won’t be mad about it.

Thanks for reading! If you made it this far, let me know if you want to hear more stories or if it sucks. send me a dm with suggestions if you would like! Remember, This is my first story, so be nice! I do have lot of crazy stories though that are definitely unique.I spend enough time reading shit here that I might contribute some of my Pervy thoughts haha.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/spnacw/how_i_made_my_best_friends_exgf_current_roommate