One of my biggest fantasies doesn’t even get me off, physically that is. Maybe it’s less of a kink and more like sexualized trolling….dickbait if you will, which both may or may not be terms I made up for the purpose of this post. Just hear me out on the concept!
Its an onlyfans page but with the target audience of those extremely self-righteous bordeline culty religious types who are intolerant of anyone but the pastor and Jesus Christ. You know, the ones who believe sex should only be done once every two years for procreative purposes only, while as clothed as possible, in missionary because the name “missionary” alone indicates that it is the true and only way that God intended us to committ sins pertaining to pleasures of the flesh….and heaven forbid if you let out even the slightest of moans indicating pleasure then you are to cease penetration immediately and repent via 69 “Hail Mary’s”…..BUT they’re secretly into some weird shit and were caught at least twice throughout their lives masturbating with a belt around their neck in their wife’s and or Mom’s panties. Yeah those people.
Now instead of the run-of-the-mill nudes and kinky videos that they were expecting with their subscription it’s nothing but content of me…naked…with the exception of a Pope’s hat while reading bible verses..BUT..instead of actual bible verses they’re completely asinine made up ones detailing the Omnipotent reprussions resulting from their hypocritical masturbation practices.
Example. Video 1: subscriber opens the video to find a fully erect me garbed up in my pope hat with sinner written across my cock stating to “Please open your Bibles and turn to Riley Reid 6 verse 9: “And god spoketh unto Jacob that any soul of lustful man who partakes in hedonistic fapping masked under the cloak of false righteousness shall be eternally confined to the 4th level of Dantes fires where in which he will be subjected to the unbidden role of Cuck. His eyelids will be eternally fixated as to ensure his gaze will never be broken from the sight of Dante(whom I’m assuming has a BBC with a name like Dante) in a verocious passion impales his wife Karen for pleasure that was unimaginable and unobtainable during their 40 years of marriage. Thus ending in multiple simultaneous orgasms in which the fluids of both being bountiful enough to extinguish the painful fire engulfing you falls just short as they mock you whilst you relive the sum of every painful experience lived all at once.
I know it seems far fetched and unnecessary to create a n onlyfans account based on irony and trolling but the pandemic has really done a number on most of our pleasure centers and I think that this level of trolling may be the only way that I’ll ever be able to truly smile again.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/shcxkk/kinky_trolls_dickbait_dantes_bbckaren