Some times it goes wrong! [MF]

Hang onto your hats, this is a bit long, but worth it, you can laugh with or at me at the end.

I was talking to a woman on POF a few years ago. We were both legit single, no side piece action at all. Things got pretty heated and a few kinky things were talked about. We decided to meet up for drinks one night. Meet at a local dive bar , she had come straight from work, I had a shower, got spiffed up and was at the bar when she got there. We had a couple drinks, danced a bit and things were going smashingly. She whispers in my ear “let’s go to my place” Boy howdy, we both nearly raced out of there.

We are making out on her couch, and she wants us to go have a shower (I should have listened) Instead I just drag her to her bedroom. The clothes come off, and it is great. We are both on our “A” game, everything feels great. Condom goes on and we start out with me on top. Then I flip her over for a bit of doggie action and after about 3 strokes it hits me. What the fuck is that smell. It doesn’t smell like shit, but it is nasty. I am almost gagging from it. It is all I can do to choke down all the saliva, I know I am getting close to losing it. The idiot that I am, I spread her cheeks wider just to confirm. And she says it. MMM baby, lick my ass like you told me you like to do when we were chatting online.

Game over. The 3 beers I had at the bar come roaring up and I barf all over her back and into her hair. She is now screaming. I grab my stuff, apologize as I am running out the door while getting dressed.

Never talked to her again, but did run into her at the grocery store a while later, she didn’t say a word but she didn’t look too happy to see me.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ry8v2y/some_times_it_goes_wrong_mf