Once upon a snowy morn, while I slumbered, weak and worn,
Dreaming deep about home and a distant shore –
As I snoozed, my snoot was bruised,
By someone gently tap, tapping in between each snore,
“Daddy wake up,” she grumbled, “I can’t sleep anymore –
Plus, you know I hate it when you snore.”
I can’t possibly remember a time before her,
Every morning felt like a chore,
Her outfits were set; frilled socks and pressed dress
She picked them out because my taste is a bore,
Once dressed she would prance; such a princess-like dance
Complete with a kiss to even the score.
She sets her own pace, moving with silken grace
It almost makes me forget the mess she leaves on the floor.
I know I should unleash a scolding – surely she needs some moulding
But that’s good only for a pout and nothing more,
To tame a brat, you need some tact;
Scoldings, sure, but something more.
She giggles with glee, knowing she’s safe from being put over my knee,
I’ve come to realize she enjoys that – spankings only make her disobey more,
So I let her play; easy and carefree to pass her day,
Then there came the words I was waiting to hear: “I’m bored.”
You see to tame a brat, you need some tact,
You need to know how her mind works, and a little more.
I said, “Let’s get lunch! What about nuggets and punch?”
She screwed her face; obviously I was being a bore,
Her head tilted to the side – she grinned, nice and wide,
And gave her best impression of her daddy doing a snore,
You see to tame a brat, you really need some tact –
You need to put up with her attitude, and then some more.
Lunch has been ate and by all accounts it was great,
But her daddy doesn’t seem so tough anymore,
So she decides to be a grump, and get some attention to her rump;
It’s been far too long since it was sore,
You see to tame a brat, you need to know only a simple fact –
Spankings are never enough, you need more.
She grips my thigh and lets out a sigh,
She can chalk one up on the brat’s score,
Daddy fell for her ruse; now her heinie is bruised,
It’s really been too long since he made her sore,
You see to tame a brat, you need to fall for her act –
Give her what she wants, and then more.
She wiggles her bum; hoping he makes her cum,
Her dress rides up nicely – she’s glad this is the one she wore,
Finger her slit and ask, “What do you want me to do with it?”
She says, “Do whatever you want, daddy. I’m yours.”
When taming a brat, be aware of a single fact:
She thinks she knows what you want, but daddy wants more.
Choke the slut out and stick her cock in her mouth,
She’ll gag and cough but she’ll want more;
Slap her face and put the whore in her place,
Make her sob and cry and say, “No more!”
Take hold of your brat, don’t dare make this an act,
Tell her: “You know I’m not done. I need more.”
Make her cry and enjoy the look in her eye,
The stupid little brat will miss not being sore,
Tear of her clothes and make her assume an embarrassing pose;
She says, “Daddy, I’m not having fun anymore.”
When taming a brat, you really need some tact,
Make her know she’s being punished, then give her more.
Make her get in bed and really mess with her head,
Have her languish in the fact that you can be a bore;
Slowly undress – let the brat quiver in her nest
and wait for you to turn her into something more –
Because now that you’ve tamed your brat, you no longer need your tact –
Now daddy is a beast, and nothing more.
Grab hold of her hair, and hear her whimper in fear,
You know how much she can take, but you can give her more.
Make her wiggle her ass; when you speak, be loud and crass.
Plunge your cock as deep as it goes, and then an inch more.
Hear her cries become moans and make the little bitch groan,
Let the sweet words form on her lips: “Daddy more.”
Don’t give her any slack and make her arch her back,
Daddy isn’t her toy to play with anymore,
Slam your hips on her butt and scoop out her guts,
Try to bottom out in the bitch so it hurts some more,
Make her body writhe; take the slut for a nice, long ride,
Make her cry out: “Daddy more!”
Pin her down, grunt and screw your face into a frown,
It’s time to put some effort in – don’t treat this like a chore,
Make her cunt drip and spray, in the most unladylike of ways,
Enjoy your brat, for she gives you everything and then more;
Have her bite into your arm, so the neighbors don’t raise the alarm
Until she can’t hold it back and screams, “Daddy more!”
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/rxmo1h/the_brat_a_parody