So, this isn’t a sexy story, just a funny one, but right it might give you a giggle! At the time it was actually pretty horrible but I can laugh about it now.
I was at a friend’s birthday party and got chatting to one of her male friends that I hadn’t meant before. Me and this guy were getting on well and drinks were flowing.
As the night was drawing to a close he suggested to me that I might wanna go back to his and keep the party going and I went for it! Back at his he opened bottle and we had some more drinks. Note by this point we were already both very drunk and definitely didn’t need any more!
We start to get down to it and head in to the bedroom. Strip naked and jump on to the bed together. He starts fucking me missionary style. We’re not long in to it when he starts looking not so good, the drinks are clearly taking their toll, and I’m just about to ask him if he’s OK, when…
He throws up! I guess the combination of the motion and the drinks was too much for him. Luckily he must have felt it coming and half rolled off me, otherwise it could have gone right in my face – so gross. As it was, it mainly went over his bed, but I got a good splash of it on me.
As I said, at the time it was pretty horrifying but I can laugh about it now. And before you ask, no we didn’t carry on after that! Unsurprisingly it killed the mood. I was home and in the shower asap!
Suffice to say, we never hooked up again!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rwkyss/the_guy_i_was_hooking_up_with_threw_up_on_me_fm
I’m sure he was thinking I can never see/look her in the eyes again.