In college my roommate and I were one of those pairs you wouldn’t see apart. We were obsessed with each other and still kind of are. We also lived in a shitty apartment with walls that didn’t do much to mask any debauchery.
We leaned into it.
We talked about sex constantly and became really comfortable with each other about it. Weirdly enough, I think some of my kinkiness actually comes from her instruction even though she was very much a straight girl.
She had a long distance boyfriend. Every time he would visit, I’d text her a “rating” after they fucked on a scale of 1-10. I would often hear them laughing about it in the next room.
*NGL, I also got myself off when they’d fuck. They had really kinky sex.*
He also was also a douche. I mean, we got along well enough, but he was pretty obviously cheating on her. Not only was she told about his infidelities from his friends, she caught him with incriminating texts on more than one occasion.
*He was SO STUPID btw. I understand cheating is not about attraction, but she was this incredible athlete who was 100% pure muscle and absolutely adorable. If y’all saw her, you’d be very confused about what this guy was chasing.*
One night, she invites a dude over she used to play sports with. Holy fuck, I wasn’t sure if he was a human or a statue of a Greek god.
*Side note: I’m not one of those women who is super into muscular dudes, but I would have made an exception for him.*
However, Greek God and Roommate have palpable chemistry. So much so I’m surprised they’ve never fucked before.
I pull her aside to tell her this and she kind of laughs it off and reminds me that she has a boyfriend. I remind her that her boyfriend is cheating on her and tell her I think she should go for it. She tells me I’m insane.
“So… you won’t mind if I hook up with him?”
That gets her attention. She’s visibly unhappy about the prospect of passing him along, but there’s not much she can say. She babbles about how she can’t picture him as my type but reluctantly gives me her blessing.
*I have no intention of hooking up with him.*
Btw, at the time I’m in this weird semi-relationship with my best friend where we regularly make out and cuddle all night. He is there with us. I explain the situation and he hates Roommate’s boyfriend so much he actually encourages me to pursue this insane plan.
I start very casually flirting with Greek God and NGL, he’s pretty into me. He pretends he’s interested in my major and keeps asking me questions about books on my shelf. The more we flirt, the more incensed Roommate gets by our “connection.”
At one point she looks over at my best friend as if he’s going to put a stop to this. He shrugs and I see him mouth, “She’s a free woman.”
We play a drinking game that very quickly turns into “truth or dare.”
Best Friend dares us all to go down to the community hot tub in our apartment building. Not so sadly, Best Friend and Greek God don’t have swimsuits so they go in their boxers.
*Best friend was so cute, yall. I remember looking at him in that moment and thinking, “Damn, I’d really just rather be making out with him right now.”*
Roommate and I change into bikinis and I comment on how she happens to wear her skimpiest one. “It’s all I have clean,” she announces.
*Sure dude.*
We get into the hot tub and Roommate makes me announce my GPA as my truth.
*Like, what are you trying to prove, bitch? I have the Star Wars novel adaptations on my bookshelf. This dude already knows I’m nerdy AF.*
I dare Greek God and Roommate to kiss. She refuses and takes the truth.
“I have a truth for you,” Best Friend says to her. “Have you ever been tempted to cheat on your boyfriend?”
She glances at Greek God for a moment and awkwardly rambles about how it’s crossed her mind.
Greek God winks at us. He’s catching on.
“Hey V, I have a dare for you! Want to lick my abs?”
*I mean, it’s a burden but I will lick this man’s abs. I will lick them for wronged women everywhere. I will lick them to fight infidelity with infidelity. I will lick this man’s abs slower and hotter than they have ever been licked to bring the wrath of justice upon cheaters.*
*I am such a fucking good friend.*
He gets out of the hot tub and leans all the way back so he’s lying down. I get on all fours beside him and very slowly lick from the top of his abs to his bellybutton.
Roommate is appalled! Her eyes are huge as she glances from Best Friend to me. We both give a shrug like she’s the crazy one.
“Here’s a fucking dare,” she announces. “I dare you and Best Friend to make out. It should be easy since y’all do it all the time.”
Best Friend and I shrug and quickly kiss. He gives my ass a quick squeeze under the hot tub though.
“I think it’s only fair we see the two of you make out now,” Greek God says as he points between the two girls.
Best Friend practically lunges at me and pretends to nibble on my ear as she whispers, “What the fuck are you doing?”
“Why do you care?” I whisper back.
She sticks her tongue down my throat in anger as she aggressively pulls her towards me. And wraps her legs around me and squeezes.
*Believe it or not this does little to diffuse the building sexual tension in the room.*
“I feel left out,” Greek God announces. I’m the only one who hasn’t gotten to kiss anyone. “I’m definitely not making out with a dude and since Roommate has a boyfriend I guess it’s me and-“
He doesn’t have time to finish before my Roommate launches herself at him, straddles him, and makes out with him with such aggression I’m surprised their clothes weren’t burnt off my the friction.
*Bro, I’ll remember that image forever. They were both super hot. Holy fuck, I could almost feel their rock hard bodies collide. If there was a limit to how many packs of abs are allowed in each hookup, they would have been arrested for going over. He was also huge and she was super tiny so there are endless manhandling possibilities here. And her hair was down to her waist and he immediately tugged at it… so like, they’re about to get kinky, right?*
*Maybe I’m not fully over this image.*
Best Friend winks at me as they continue and the two of us start making out as a curtesy. I’m not totally sure he wanted to look away either.
We don’t last very long after that. I announce I’m cold and we head inside. Roommate makes up an excuse to why Greek God needs to go see this trophy she won and the two of them disappear into her room.
Best Friend and I go to my bed and laugh when we hear moaning on the other side. We laugh as we hear him announce he loves eating pussy and laugh even harder as we hear her squeal his name. By the time we hear knocking on the other side of the wall we’re silently fist pumping to cheer her on. It’s hard to tell exactly what happened, but based on the various bangs it just sounded like they got creative. When they both announced their climaxes, the two of us high-fived.
I texted her 10/10 when she was done and heard the giggles from the next room over.
She broke up with her boyfriend shortly after.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rwavcu/i_encouraged_my_roommate_to_cheat_ffm_kind_of
Might be just me, but this is funnier than the marathon story 🤷♂️
Hot story! Did you find roommate attractive? Even if she was straight, did you enjoy making out with her?
Jesus christ. 10/10 writting. I laughed my ass off. Wasn’t hot, but damn good story! I was invested in your little scheme!
Your “Believe it or not” line had me literally laughing out loud.
Commendable public service you performed 😏
I hope she thanked you for your service!
Great read like all your stories!
Brilliant! Love it.😍😍😘🥂Happy New Year. xx
You have great narrative style!
Updateme
Your style, with the italicized inner monologue, is superb. It breaks up the wall of text perfectly and let’s me escape into the moment from your perspective. The story is not just hot, it’s a genuine pleasure to read.
Lol, great story, and you are a GREAT friend. I gotta know, are you still in touch (no pun intended) with her?
This belongs in the roommate/wingwoman hall of fame.
Funniest shit I’ve read in a while
This was a fun read. awesome. thanks.
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Damn. So hot! I hope there is more to cum.
That’s a great story! Thanks for sharing. Did your roommate and the Greek god become a couple?
Hilarious and hot
Hot story, and loved the nerdy Star Wars reference. I also have read many a novel and own several. In fact, that was one of the things that my husband and I bonded over at the beginning of our relationship.